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Boombaye
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 Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:02 pm Post subject: You're at a bar and a hot chick passes you what do you do? |
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Nothing cliche just curious!
Stare at her.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Question doesn't apply to me. They walk towards me, ask my phone number and end up in my bed later that evening.
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Aramor, your arogant. 
Me, I'd probably act casual, since I'm already engaged in a relationship (sorta).
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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I alright said [/arrogancy]...
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Unless she's drunk off her tits, nothing. I'm not pretty enough to get regular bar folk, without beer goggles, interested. Besides, I go to bars to be surly and drink a lot, not to look for company. My special little moping place is in the middle of a whole bunch of strangers.
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@Digi: Nice Avatar. When I seen it I laughed out loud.
And if a hot chick passes me I'd look at what she's wearing and be like "Damn where did she get those shoes from." And then I'd probably stop her and compliment her on her clothes. And then girl talk will ensue.
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Alternate Spideygal
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Whatever.
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| Spideygirl wrote: | | @Digi: Nice Avatar. When I seen it I laughed out loud. |
Actually that's Digit's old avatar. And perhaps his most famous. All glory to the furry chest.
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I know. I remember seeing it before I joined up with the forum. Man that was a long time ago, lol. I just laughed because it reminded me of the forum before I joined.
Ah the glory of good ole William.
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I saw that avitar before i joined. pissed myself laughing.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:44 am Post subject: |
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It's what makes the world go round...
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ALL HAIL THE CHEST HAIR!!!!
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:06 am Post subject: |
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If a nice girl walked into a bar?
To speak is a sin
You look first, then stare
And once in a while
A smile, if you dare
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Ok people, change of plans!It sems apparent that gals are also here so:
If a hot chick/guy passes by at a bar, what do you do?
Keep em' comin'!
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:25 am Post subject: |
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Hot chick: same answer.
Hot guy: throw a glass of water over him.
Get it? Hot... as in burning!!! Ah, I'm so funny.
*Sips his tea and shuts the hell up*
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ooookay. Aramor have you been drinking?
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Spideygirl wrote: | | @Digi: Nice Avatar. When I seen it I laughed out loud. |
Actually that's Digit's old avatar. And perhaps his most famous. All glory to the furry chest. |
Didn't his old avatar have a "T" mark shaved on his chest?
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Hot chick walks by, I make fun of her.
She gets mad, I laugh.
She begins to laugh, I start to act uninterested.
She begins to paw me, I act even less interested.
She begs me to take her home, I reluctantly acqueisce.
I wake up from my dream.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Mango wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Actually that's Digit's old avatar. And perhaps his most famous. All glory to the furry chest. |
Didn't his old avatar have a "T" mark shaved on his chest? |
Actually that's the new old avatar. The one Digit is having at the moment, is the old old avatar.
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| Mango wrote: | | Didn't his old avatar have a "T" mark shaved on his chest? |
Let's do the time warp agaaaiiin.!
Yeah that T mark was my creation.And lo and behold, the panda shogun presented the king with a new avatar upon which to awe and subdue the masses yet again.
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| Spideygirl wrote: | | ooookay. Aramor have you been drinking? |
Uhm, I can't really remember. I think I have...
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Whatever wemon are, I assure you Karst wouldn't like them too much.
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GRAMMAR!!!!
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:14 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Whatever wemon are, I assure you Karst wouldn't like them too much. |
Hey, if I can order whateverthehelltheyare to get me some beer, I likes em!!!
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| Crymsyn wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Whatever wemon are, I assure you Karst wouldn't like them too much. |
errr wemon are the exact opposite of men  |
Wemon is a fucking digimon.
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