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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:02 pm    Post subject: You're at a bar and a hot chick passes you what do you do? Reply with quote

Nothing cliche just curious!





Stare at her.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Question doesn't apply to me. They walk towards me, ask my phone number and end up in my bed later that evening.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor, your arogant. Razz

Me, I'd probably act casual, since I'm already engaged in a relationship (sorta).
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I alright said [/arrogancy]...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unless she's drunk off her tits, nothing. I'm not pretty enough to get regular bar folk, without beer goggles, interested. Besides, I go to bars to be surly and drink a lot, not to look for company. My special little moping place is in the middle of a whole bunch of strangers.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Digi: Nice Avatar. When I seen it I laughed out loud.

And if a hot chick passes me I'd look at what she's wearing and be like "Damn where did she get those shoes from." And then I'd probably stop her and compliment her on her clothes. And then girl talk will ensue.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Digi: Nice Avatar. When I seen it I laughed out loud.
Actually that's Digit's old avatar. And perhaps his most famous. All glory to the furry chest.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know. I remember seeing it before I joined up with the forum. Man that was a long time ago, lol. I just laughed because it reminded me of the forum before I joined.

Ah the glory of good ole William.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw that avitar before i joined. pissed myself laughing.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's what makes the world go round...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ALL HAIL THE CHEST HAIR!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a nice girl walked into a bar?

To speak is a sin
You look first, then stare
And once in a while
A smile, if you dare

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok people, change of plans!It sems apparent that gals are also here so:

If a hot chick/guy passes by at a bar, what do you do?

Keep em' comin'!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hot chick: same answer.

Hot guy: throw a glass of water over him.

Get it? Hot... as in burning!!! Ah, I'm so funny.

*Sips his tea and shuts the hell up*
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooookay. Aramor have you been drinking?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Digi: Nice Avatar. When I seen it I laughed out loud.
Actually that's Digit's old avatar. And perhaps his most famous. All glory to the furry chest.


Didn't his old avatar have a "T" mark shaved on his chest?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hot chick walks by, I make fun of her.

She gets mad, I laugh.

She begins to laugh, I start to act uninterested.

She begins to paw me, I act even less interested.

She begs me to take her home, I reluctantly acqueisce.

I wake up from my dream.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
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Actually that's Digit's old avatar. And perhaps his most famous. All glory to the furry chest.


Didn't his old avatar have a "T" mark shaved on his chest?


Actually that's the new old avatar. The one Digit is having at the moment, is the old old avatar.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
Didn't his old avatar have a "T" mark shaved on his chest?

Let's do the time warp agaaaiiin.!

Yeah that T mark was my creation.And lo and behold, the panda shogun presented the king with a new avatar upon which to awe and subdue the masses yet again.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ooookay. Aramor have you been drinking?


Uhm, I can't really remember. I think I have...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever wemon are, I assure you Karst wouldn't like them too much.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GRAMMAR!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Whatever wemon are, I assure you Karst wouldn't like them too much.


Hey, if I can order whateverthehelltheyare to get me some beer, I likes em!!! Razz
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Whatever wemon are, I assure you Karst wouldn't like them too much.




errr wemon are the exact opposite of men Rolling Eyes

Wemon is a fucking digimon.
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