Who do you think whould win in a Pred v Mexican match?

Corpsey · Gender: Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 9

Well this is how it goes...me and my fiancee were watching AvP, where the predators were doing all their stealth work...long story short some how we end up arguing over whether or not a Pred could take a Mexican, after about and hour of this argument, I finally agree with him that a Mexican could totally take a Pred in stealth...I mean how do you think Mexicans get over the border? Thats gotta be one hell of a stealth system they got Smile

so in your opinion who do you think would win, Pred or Mexican?...also my fiancee is a Mexican so i'm entitled to crack jokes about this subject as long as I can put up with being called a Gringa. Razz

Aramor · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:38 pm Post subject:

Well, considering they both mostly "fight" against Americans, I'd say it would be a draw...

No offense to Americans...
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Corpsey · Gender: Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 9

actually thats a pretty good reply, quite tempted to tell him that. However at the risk of a Mexican temper tantrum about pride and all that, I think I'll keep my mouth shut and just giggle about it when his back is turned.

Aramor · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject:

Well, you could always say they fight until in the end they realize they are of equal strength and then they decide to go to the bar together and then the Mexican keeps giving the Pred Tequila until he is really drunk and then he whoops his ass...
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Corpsey · Gender: Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 9

omg that would be so damn funny...a Pred sitting in a dirty bar in Acapulco, Mexico getting hammered on Tequila. I wish I cold draw, because I'd love to see that.

Aramor · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject:

And then some punk would accidentally bounce into him and the Pred is all like: Hey youzzzz... you'd bett... better watch it... I got bristwlades that'll slice right through you... I'll shows them to you... *peep* wub? I think I accidentally... uhm... activated the bomby thing on my arm...
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Corpsey · Gender: Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 9

either that or he'd try and strike that classic Pred pose and flare his mandibles...only to spew Tequila laced- pred puke all over the punks face.

Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

A Predator and a mexican...

Mexican -

Predator -

The Predator takes the cake. And he smashes it on the Mexican's head. But then again, it depends on the mexican and the Predator. That's the problem with these questions. No offense, I'm not pointing it to you, I'm pointing it to the question.

Corpsey · Gender: Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 9

well see if the Mexican was bare handed in the fight and Preds have such a high sense of honor, I'm guessing he would ditch the wrist blades, shoulder cannons and virtually anything electronic.And speaking of animals that are bigger...have you ever seen a really really pissed off mexican mother with 5 kids and a husband with no job, long- neon pink fake nails, and a bad attitude to go with it? The way I'm describing it can't even give that scene justice. I'm confident that if an Alien Queen ran into THAT one dark night she'd piss herself in sheer terror. AHHHHH mother-in-laws, the basis of all comedy Razz

Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

It's all common sense. A pissed Mexican vs. the Alien Queen? Ripley barely survived with the Exo-suit-like machine she was using against the most famous and pwerful Queen known in the franchise.

But still, the Queen is a feirce creature. If a Queen doesn't show fear to a Predator WITH its weapons or a skilled Luitenent in a machine capable of killing her, I doubt a Queen will show fear to a pissed mexican with a pan in hand in a dark alley.

Aliens DON'T have one thing that makes them who they are: fear. Even to fire. Until they realize it doesn't harm them, they try and evade it as much as possible, but it doesn't harm them.

And yes, I have seen that. Heheheh. Up close and personal, too. Heheheheheh, yeah...

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:51 am Post subject:

For the love of little baby Jesus, stop being so goddamn serious...
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Greymalkyn · Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:36 am Post subject:

zombieopanic · Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:52 pm Post subject:

Im guessing a predator would win,unless the mexican as facehugged and morphed into a meximorph drone

but that would change everything

Alternate Spideygal · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:57 am Post subject:

Lol The Meximorph will instead of killing you, will mow your lawn, clean your pool and fix your roof, for fresh hosts.

Wait, he's still killing you...never mind. Maybe you'll see him in some mexican bar called " The Titty-Twister" or something...
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:03 am Post subject:

A Meximorph in the Titty Twister? Watch out George!!!
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Samy · Gender: Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 233

this is so simple man:
predator is pwnd by arnold schwarzenegger
schwarzenegger = california
illegal mexican immigrants pwn california

therefore the mexican wins.

DONT YOU DARE ARGUE WITH MY UNDENIABLE LOGIC!!!

zombieopanic · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:12 am Post subject:

You know Samy... I somehow detect a flaw in that undeniable logic...

It's like rock, paper, scissors... rock beats scissor, paper beats rock, so scissors can cut off a man's schlong. Smile

I think I'm getting delirious...
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Akuma · Gender: Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 14

I'll put my money on the predator.

Corpsey · Gender: Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 9

Frost · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject:

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