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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: World of Warcraft Reply with quote

Anybody here play Wow? I got 2 60s on silvermoon
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, before I graduated a few weeks ago, I had three friends who played World of Warcraft. They graduated with me, but here's the problem.

All of them graduated college, still virgins.

The problem isn't necessarily that they never had any luck, it's that they just stopped trying. They were never interested in going out anywhere, going on roadtrips to places with plenty of women, or anything along those lines. All they wanted to do was play WoW!

It wasnt always that way. At first, we were a dangerous five. We'd crash all the parties together, practice our respective games together, get drunk together, just have a good time in general. We'd always crash and burn as a group, and it was always hilarious.

Then, one of them bought WoW. We could survive, though. The four of us left would still have fun. Then another one bought WoW.

When our junior year came around, the only ones going out and having fun were my roommate and me. I'm glad my roommate never succumbed, but I truly wish my other friends hadn't succumbed either, because drunk people are like voltron. The more you bring together, the better it gets!

Junior year was lame, as was expected.

I mean, yeah, I waste tons of time playing video games! But if I have to choose between playing a video game, and a 30%+ chance of some hanky panky, I'll go with the latter every time!

When a game interferes with your sex drive, I think a guy's got to take stock of the situation and call it quits on the game. Seriously.

Let this be a lesson to all men, be wary of WoW! It will suck the life out of you and leave you a shriveled remnant of the proud man you were, before!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

somehow i always had my playing under control. just made a rule with my friend that real life ALWAYS comes first and it worked out fine. a little too fine, since i barely play right now, so i'm pretty much just wasting money.

and your story scared the jiggles outta me. dam, graduating college a virgin, that's gotta suck ass!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine... having sex while playing WoW...

Nah but seriously... it's just so damn colourful... like Disney made it...

And sex is way better...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It didn't really keep my interest after a couple of months.. tried getting back into it once but I just ended up not being bothered..
It was fun while it lasted though.
*I want StarCraft 2!*
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

World of StarCraft, anyone? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been playing EverQuest for six years this August. But I don't think the fact that it has more than a year since I last kissed a woman is because of the game.

I had several two-year-plus dry spells long before I started playing EQ. Before I had a computer at all, even. So I would say it is more of a symptom than a disease.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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World of StarCraft, anyone? Very Happy

how i mine for z3rg?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ECK ECK ECK ECK ECK!!!

Hehe... never actually played Starcraft but I do know a little bit about it...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never played it either. In fact, I've never played Warcraft, WoW, or any of these games. But they definitely seem like good games. I mostly just play FPS's.

Halo shouldn't make you lose your girl. You just can't sit and play it as long as some of those MMORPG's.

But any way you look at it, Life comes before Video Games.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has anyone herad of the WoW funeral? The one tha got crahed by the Serenity clan?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
Has anyone herad of the WoW funeral? The one tha got crahed by the Serenity clan?

In-game funerals and other such events have been around for ages. Ultima Online much?

Hey, I think I actually did crash a funeral once. I killed the priest and everyone's horses.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That attack was jsut about everywhere, even on PC Gamer US.

That crashing was supposedly intended by Serenity to provoke PvP play. Seems liek they more or less succeeded.

I would play WoW myself if Pandaren were playable.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd never play WoW. If I do, I'll get addicted to it. I'll be playing all the time, and there would be no end for me.
Soon enough, I'll find myself.... larping... Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
Has anyone herad of the WoW funeral? The one tha got crahed by the Serenity clan?


What? Why would they have a funeral? I don't get it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This girl form this clan died of malnutrition or something. So the mebers of the clan held a funeral for her, in the game. But during the funeral, the Serevity clan came and crashed it. They killed evryone in the funeral.

It's sad because there were only like 10 Serenity people. And several dozen people from the other clan, the one that got killed.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow (no pun intended). I'll bet some people got pretty pissed...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohhh, that kind of funeral. The one in UO was just for a character that 'died'.

Meaning the dude didn't wanna play him anymore and started a new one.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus... I wonder when they'll have in-game religion dudes who stand on top of a hill and read from the Bible...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHO WILL LEAD US WITH HIS SHINY POLE!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who will flag us directions in combat!!!

This sucks, I'm leaving...


MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE EPISODE!!!

I just love the whole n00bserver thing...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

May I ask what your talking about?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Red vs Blue.

When the teams find out they have a new common enemy (O'Malley, if I'm not mistaken) they try to kill him, but he goes into a teleport and they go after him. Caboose and the Sarge both end up in a n00bserver where these annoying n00bs just keep killing each other... it's so goddamn funny.

Kill the Reds, kill the Reds, kill the Reds!!!

Headshot, headshot, headshot *BWAM* Oh you rocket whore!!!

Oh you fucking camping n00b!
Hey, it's a legitimate strategy!!!

Christ this water's cold!!!

AAARGH! Tell my girlfriend I love her!

Hey!
Ho!
Hey!
Ho!
Hey!
Ho!

Hey Red! Guess we're the only two left... let's work together?
What do you mean work together?
*BAM* I smack you in the head with my rifle and I win! Ha, good game everybody! GG! GG!


Just a small selection of quotes from that episode.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH!

I REMBER THAT EPISODE.

I was laughing my ass off when I watched it.

When they were on Battle Creek with those psychotic Red and Blue guys.
I thougth you were talking about some WoW thing.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, that's the one. I'm gonna watch it... Very Happy
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