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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just explained it to you...>.<
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

doesnt money get both?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

zombieopanic wrote:
doesnt money get both?


Doesn't money get money? Um, I guess. But does that mean anything in the context of the questiion "Money or Sex?"?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a crazy idea... how about neither, but instead, happyness

Wait, happyness without sex... nevermind...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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zombieopanic wrote:
doesnt money get both?


Doesn't money get money?


Interest theory, man. Interest theory.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Likewise, however, does not sex sometimes lead to more sex?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Success breeds confidence which breeds success.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
Likewise, however, does not sex sometimes lead to more sex?


Unless you really suck at it...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Interest theory, man. Interest theory.

Indeed. And it is almost as interesting to me as sex! Smile

Crotchfire wrote:
Success breeds confidence which breeds success.

Most sex IS breeding.

The kind I prefer is technically breeding, although no offspring has yet resulted.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then you're doing something wrong. Unless you're planning to do it wrong. Then you're doing it right...

Can you succesfully fail something?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not doing it wrong. I am just circumventing that final step.

It's like that old bumper sticker said:

I fuck to come, not to conceive.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my case I would choose sex. Why? Because I'm so good I would get paid... and a nasty STD (or as they are called these days STI's).
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In my case I would choose sex. Why? Because I'm so good I would get paid... and a nasty STD (or as they are called these days STI's).

sexually transmitted interns?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sexually transmitted ipods?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sexually transmitted Itteprettityphys!

Right now I'd choose for money so I could go to a bar and drink even more...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sexually transmitted ipods?


My boyfriend would love that. He wants me to give him my virginity AND get an iPod. Very Happy

(I have a mobiBLU Cube and it has way more features than the nano, and is a quarter the size...stupid Mac fanboys)
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hah, that one's cute.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO! Hate to be Mr. Killjoy here but it stands for....

Sexually Transmitted Infections...

A doctor friend of mine told me they call it that because it sounds less serious and easier for patients to handle.

I know it sounds dumb but its rather true in some circumstances (This was her explaination). I still think they should call them STD's though. What if you got AIDS? How they say to the patient... "you've got AIDS, BUT! It's not that serious. Its just a Sexually trasmitted Infection. Your just going to break down and die in the next few months".
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With one millon I would buy some Berkshire shares (BRK-B), and oil futures after ten years I would think of retirement.

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Do you honestly think that I could buy sex with Anna Kournikova for a million? How about Lindsay Lohan? No? Didn't think so.


Many girls can be seduced by style and not money. Of course hollywood can be a weird exception, but women psychology will always be the same...
What generates attraction?, being funny, smart, stylish, a little bit cocky (not arrogant) and confident. Being "cool". That opens many doors.

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Besides... I go to an engineering school right now. I don't get much sex Sad


That explains a lot of things... I'd been studying Engineering too, I really feel for you buddy... what's the percentage of woman at your class? 10%, and the pretty one? 0.01% or undefined?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

megabigBLUR wrote:
Simon_Says wrote:
Sexually transmitted ipods?

My boyfriend would love that. He wants me to give him my virginity AND get an iPod. Very Happy


I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ewww...corny pic up line!!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

megabigBLUR wrote:
Simon_Says wrote:
Sexually transmitted ipods?


My boyfriend would love that. He wants me to give him my virginity AND get an iPod. Very Happy

(I have a mobiBLU Cube and it has way more features than the nano, and is a quarter the size...stupid Mac fanboys)


Is that a cube in your pocket or just your virginity?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was hit on by two women today. Not to brag or anything. Just saying. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why should you be proud of getting hit by two women? Did you hit them back?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Russia, this is how we fix everything! By hitting wench with wrench!
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