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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

throwing away JD's is punishable by death, so I would fish the little critter out and drink it down (the drink, not the bug).
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't even think about throwing out the giggle juice.
Fish out the bug (remember to wring it out...it may have swallowed some of your ale) and keep on drinking.
Of course, if this were to happen after several drinks, just drink it down. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just like the little worm at the bottom of Tequila. You know, the worm that later proceeds to drill its way into your scrotum and lay its eggs.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once got a bottle of Chinese wine given as a gift at a restaurant in Lanzarote.
The bottle contained two six inch long lizards wrapped around each other in the bottom.
There was no way they were going down with the last swig Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marlbro wrote:
I once got a bottle of Chinese wine given as a gift at a restaurant in Lanzarote.
The bottle contained two six inch long lizards wrapped around each other in the bottom.
There was no way they were going down with the last swig Shocked


So, you had to swallow them before the last swig?
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