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Azrael
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 Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: Bad Japanese-English Translations |
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I went to Japan before, and I saw some really crappy Japanese-English translations.
So here; post the wierdest bad JE translations you've ever read/heard.
For me:
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"All your base, are belong to us!"
Please do not spit very loudly
Do not use false money, for that rudely action is opposed of in the store
Reading may have fun! |
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King Alien
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| Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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I'v seen that second one like 50 times.
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Every one has seen the Second one...
"What happen?"
"Somebody set up us the bomb."
"We get signal."
"Main screen turn on."
"It's you."
"How are you gentlemen? All you base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make your time..."
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Azrael
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| Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Well of course alot of people have seen the 2nd one.
"...You have no chance to survive, make your time, Ha ha ha."
-"What you say?"
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| Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Here's one from one of the most recent Godzilla films.
"Where did say that?" |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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HTTP://WWW.ENGRISH.COM
It's full of 'em. 
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Azrael
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Yeah, I noticed in my time at Japan, some Japanese people called it "Engrish".
And heres a new one courtesy of that site: | Quote: | | For Bathrooms, go back toward your behind. |
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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Oh yeah, th sounds like s, so that solves that Aeris/Aerith thing.
Aeris with an s is the exact same thing as Aerith with an th
Counter parts suck!
Oh, that was the bad translation.
"Aerith" |
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