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| Apartment too small | Girls like rich, non-monster types | Abe takes cold showers |
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19% |
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| Kiera Knightley's hot | Chestburster couldn't break through | That rock hard torso |
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10% |
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| I will volunteer | as Abe's girlfriend for the week | and Preston can watch. |
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41% |
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| the chicken is done | i can scratch my ass from here | the chicken is done |
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| When the cockroaches | think they have a you problem | you know you're ugly |
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bernieh Site Admin
Gender:  Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 947
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 10:46 pm Post subject: Contest II: Haiku - WINNER: Holly |
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Thanks to all of you who submitted one or more haikus to the aLp HAIKU Contest (see here for original thread. I didn't bother counting how many total entries we ended up with, but it was somewhere between 100 and 200.
Congratulation to Holly for winning the contest by popular vote. All 3 of her submissions were good enough to win in my book. Holly wins the new Predator: Concrete Jungle video game, if she wants it. If she doesn't she wins 10 ALP DOLLARS! Approximate monetary value: $0.00.
Stay tuned for the next contest!
Thanks again,
Bernie
-- The 5 Finalists
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Apartment too small
Girls like rich, non-monster types
Abe takes cold showers
- gator
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Kiera Knightley's hot
Chestburster couldn't break through
That rock hard torso
- Treach
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I will volunteer
as Abe's girlfriend for the week
and Preston can watch.
- Holly
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the chicken is done
i can scratch my ass from here
the chicken is done
- *MO*
5.
When the cockroaches
think they have a you problem
you know you're ugly
- Holly
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angelusraptor

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:22 am Post subject: |
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| go holly go holly go! |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:06 am Post subject: |
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whoever wins idd say theyr lucky! _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Drone Daddy

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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I'm for Holly!!!! Man that girl can take one for the team.
Cheers, |
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Holly Resurrected

Gender:  Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 976 Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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*starry eyes* You like me, you really like me!
I, personally, liked Antidistinctlyminty's:
| Quote: | Oh Abe and Preston
Apartment with a nude view?
Now she's gone! Denied! |
_________________ The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Still internet married to Tripper. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:27 am Post subject: |
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I think Holly should win
Especially with the one with the cockroaches. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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General Grievous

Gender:  Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:29 am Post subject: |
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Go Holly! _________________
Click my sig! |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:12 am Post subject: |
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Holly deserves it!!!
GO HOLLY _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Em
Gender:  Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 2
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:42 am Post subject: |
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Holly, I registered to this board just to be able to vote on you.
You go girl!  |
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Tribble
Gender:  Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:46 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, what she said. |
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neutralforce
Gender:  Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:58 am Post subject: Number 1! |
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I vote number 1, forget you guys.  |
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Socran
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:00 am Post subject: |
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hmm... no clue how most of those became finalists. Whatever, holly's gem went up there, and that one was obviously gonna win anyway. As for all of you who voted for 1, 2 and 4 (including bernie): What's WRONG with you? Oh, I see, you were all distracted by the Kiera Knightly reference. Damn New Yorkers. GO HOLLY! _________________ "So what is it gonna be now, 'Alien Loves Predator and Jesus Loves Everybody'?" |
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bernieh Site Admin
Gender:  Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 947
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| Okay, Holly wins. Congrats! Do you want the video game? If you do, I hope you want the PS2 version because that's what Vivendi sent me. If you want the Xbox version, let me know and I'll see what I can do. If you don't want the game at all, then you win 10 ALP DOLLARS! Approximate monetary value = $0.00. |
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Mr. Z

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 128 Location: Secret Z location
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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I contacted a guru and he said that the one with most votes will win.
CCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! i was too late. Anyone like my crappy haiku. Quote me;
CCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
100 smilies, an overall record. IN YOUR FACE, EVERYONE!! _________________ WLeader of AOPATEOAOP. Join or be face-hugged! |
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Blaster Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 2542 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Congratulations, Holly!  _________________ Context is everything. |
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jennif

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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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Congrats Holly! I bet if your third one was in the voting, it would've beaten all the others too.
~j |
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Holly Resurrected

Gender:  Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 976 Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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Yippie!! Great news after a long day at work. Big thanks to everybody who voted, and everybody who came up with funny haikus. I still think there were a bunch of great ones in there. How'd I manage to win?
*edit* Oops, forgot, yes, the PS2 version is great. Haven't got an X-Box. I'll PM you with my mailing address, is that okay? _________________ The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Still internet married to Tripper. |
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JytaNona

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remokays
Gender:  Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 5 Location: Hobart TAZZZIE AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:59 am Post subject: yaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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VOTE ABE TAKES COLD SHOWERS
WHAT THE HECK
ITS A BEAST  _________________ "I couldn't come up with a signature so SUCK ON IT BEEEATCHES!" |
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Anti

Gender:  Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:01 am Post subject: |
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| Holly wrote: |
I, personally, liked Antidistinctlyminty's
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Yay!!! Praise from the Haiku Master. Or Mistress.
Mmmm... Mistresssssss Holly.
Belated Congratufufulations Holly... I woulda voted for one of your several hundred that made the short-list, but I was on holiday. There was no internet.
It was harrowing, but reading a week and a half of missed ALP all in one lump made it all better again. |
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Holly Resurrected

Gender:  Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 976 Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:44 am Post subject: |
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| Antidistinctlyminty wrote: | There was no internet.
It was harrowing, but reading a week and a half of missed ALP all in one lump made it all better again. |
Oh yeah, nothing better than binging on ALP Thanks! _________________ The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Still internet married to Tripper. |
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