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Aramor

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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:16 am Post subject: The new James Bond movie |
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So, what do you guys think about the new Bond? I read lots of stuff that he sucks (well, not that Lazenby did such a good job...) but I have to see the movie for myself first... please share your opinion. _________________
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Alternate Spideygal

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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going to see the movie no matter what. Bond is Bond. And I loves me some James. _________________
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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Meh.
Bond movies are formulaic.
And overated.
And that James Bond tune playing on my computer right now is only in your head... Really. _________________
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Samy

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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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i'm going to see it, just to see if they made good on their promise to return to the style of the older ones. still, i'm not sure i'm liking the new actor very much, dirty blonde just doesn't fit bond for me, and he just doesn't look gentleman-like enough.
and i am a bond freak, those movies just rock. even though it's the same thing over and over......and over...........and over again |
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Azrael
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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I'm gonna see it. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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Funny you should mention Lazenby. FWIW, IMHO he was the closest to the Bond from the books. Not that that kept him from sucking.
Connory was the bestest Bond for my money. And the movies have all sucked ever since Roger Moore was miscast as Bond. Except Never Say Never Again or whatever it was called with Connory reprising the role.
Brosnan wasn't a bad Bond at all, but by the time he got there the movies were turds. Nothing but "How can we make this more sucktacular than the last one." _________________
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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BTW...
| Simon_Spaz wrote: | | And that James Bond tune playing on my computer right now is only in your head... |
Keep the fuck out of my head! There is only room for the fourteen of us!! _________________
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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Spaz? Where did that come from?
And no, I like it in here, your mind is quite a bit of real estate. Nice pictures you hang on the walls, where did you get them? _________________
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Alternate Spideygal

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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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Wow Can I rent out a room? _________________
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Azrael
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Lets all live in his head! _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Alternate Spideygal

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:07 am Post subject: |
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Yay! we can be this nice big happy family! _________________
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Azrael
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:10 am Post subject: |
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I just looked at the quote: Simon_Spaz.
Where did the spaz come from? _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Alternate Spideygal

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:26 am Post subject: |
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The last I checked Simon wasn't a spaz at all. _________________
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Aramor

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:52 am Post subject: |
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Well, I read somewhere it was actually Dalton who was the Bond closest to the one in the books. And I also think Connery (with an e ) is indeed the best Bond evah! I also like Brosnan, too bad most of the Brosnan movies are so... modern... that's why Goldeneye is probably my favourite Bond movie. It kept the style of the old ones, but in a new jacket.
Anywhore, I'm gonna watch the movie to see if this guy really sucks ass and if they followed the book correctly. I read it two times and liked it, so I'm really wondering if they made a good movie out of it. _________________
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:55 am Post subject: |
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In the first place, you are all crowding me in my own head. I told you there was only room for the 14 of us, and now you are crowding us into the crawlspace. Only Art is supposed to be in the crawlspace, and even he isn't really supposed to be there.
The Spaz came from my annoyance at your uninvited entry into my head. I was typing the quote tag by hand, and Spaz sort of spontaneously generated. I thought about changing it to the offically-approved name, but then I thought, "Nah".
The fact that this new movie is Casino Royale very interesting for several reasons. First, it was the first Bond Book. Second, it is the first movie in a long time that is actually based on a book, not the fevered wet-dreams of some permanently-adolescent hollywood script whore. Fourth, Casino Royale was already made into a movie with David Niven and Peter Sellers playing Bond. Seventh, in the book, all the action takes place either in the Casino, or with Bond under the nefarious control Le Chiffre. In other words, no car chases. Hah! Plus, Bond almost loses his balls.
| Aramor the First wrote: | | Connery (with an e ) |
*shrivels up in shame* _________________
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Alternate Spideygal

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:13 am Post subject: |
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Hehe....Complexnumbers said "Balls..." _________________
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Aramor

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:15 am Post subject: |
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| complexnumbers wrote: | | Fourth, Casino Royale was already made into a movie with David Niven and Peter Sellers playing Bond. |
Don't forget all the other Bonds... who are there just to confuse the enemy...
But I love that movie, I've seen it a million times I think... I love the soundtrack... I love the humour... and that girl who plays Mata Bond is hot.
| complexnumbers wrote: | | Seventh, in the book, all the action takes place either in the Casino, or with Bond under the nefarious control Le Chiffre. In other words, no car chases. |
Hmm yeah, I hope they don't forget that...
| complexnumbers wrote: | | Hah! Plus, Bond almost loses his balls. |
And he gets spanked!!! Right? Been a while...  _________________
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Well...I just hope this Bond movie won't make me regret paying 9 dollars to see it in the movies. _________________
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| Hawkgirl wrote: | | Well...I just hope this Bond movie won't make me regret paying 9 dollars to see it in the movies. |
You mean there are movies that don't make you regret paying 9 dollars? _________________
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Aramor

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Yeah... like the Da Vinci Code... I did not regret paying 9 dollars for that.
Wait, it wasn't 9 dollars... it was more like 2.5 euros... ah well, I did not regret paying 2.5 euros for that!
Wait, I didn't pay for it, a friend of mine bought the ticket... ah well, I did not not regret not paying no 9 dollars for that!!! _________________
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Alternate Spideygal

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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Well there were some movies that made me regret going to see...like Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. That movie was ass.
And Scary Movie 3...my aunt made me and my mom go to see it. I wanted to see something else. Atleast I didn't pay for that crappy peice. _________________
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