Ever been arrested?

siliconsara · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY

Near arrestings, plenty of times. That's what happens when you try to escape the emergency room/mental hospital, heh.

Aramor · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:56 am Post subject:

I wouldn't go so far as to call Zwolle a provincial town...
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soul_incision · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:51 am Post subject:

We visited a house because there were horrible smells eminating from his flat...we knocked...no answer so we broke the door down after nealry throwing up after getting a lungfull of air from opening the letterbox to shout through (went something like *openlid* 'HelloEEURRGGHHH!!!!' all over the seargents shoes...)yep, you guessed it...the old boy had popped his clogs. He left his heater on and it had actually cooked him onto the chair he died in... and the doctor pronoucned him dead, the Coroner was gettin out his bodybag and the SOCO guy phoned up his base and classified it as an 'FLG' upon asking what FLG stood for (thinking it was technical) he turned to me and said 'Finger lickin Good' perplexed I asked him why he called it that, he then pointed to the body and said 'see that crispy layer? looks exactly like KFC batter on chicken...' and you know what...he was right...
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Munan · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:19 am Post subject:

It's a known fact that forensics have the best jokes of all people working for the police.
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soul_incision · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:25 am Post subject:

a very macabre sense of humour... Altho on the other hand we're not too bad... the seargent truned to me and said 'crikey it's dead round here'... here's another funny story...
when I was doing my training one of our lecturers told us a story of when he first started. He told us of a time when a body was reported to have been down a well, the local paper was doing a cover story so their journalist came along with the police, Ambulance etc etc for the body's extraction... it was a cold winters day and there has just been a long rainstormswelling up all the rivers. my lecturer had to climb down this well to investigate the body, no protective clothing or anything (back in the 60's this was) when his superior called down 'Is everything all right???' he shouted back up 'No, it's bloody murder down here!' The journalist ran down the road to the nearest telephone box to ring his office. what my lecturer was referring to was a turn of phrase as it was damp, cold and very very wet.
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Smiley · Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject:

Never been arrested. Don't plan on it.
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hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

Munan your stories are fantastic, you should write a novel...

Telveryon · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:37 am Post subject:

Don't give him any ideas!
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Munan · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:49 am Post subject:

Well, obviously I've made two attempts at novel writing already. The problem with the last novel was that it was about a terrorist attack on some skyscrapers and I wrote it in the spring and summer of 2001 - and then when I was halfway through september 11th happened and the story became worthless...

Now, I'm working on a detective story based on real events in Sweden. Some pentecostal sect in which a woman got brainwashed and programmed by her minister whith whom she had an affair to kill his wife and the husband of another woman with whom he had an affair.
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Telveryon · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:26 am Post subject:

Wow, sounds cool. If you ever publish it do it in Romania as well, I'm very sure my mom would love it.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject:

You better be devoting it to us Munan!
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Munan · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:52 am Post subject:

Just so you won't get any hopes: I won't.

Anyhow, here's the case:

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