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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Ever been arrested? Reply with quote

I'm a good ol British Bobby on the beat and I've arrested some people for some crazy stuff so I was wonderin who else here has been arrested... the wilder and whackier ones get a free play with my truncheon...
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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Play with [your] truncheon," eh?
To answer the quesiton, "no."
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've only been arrested a few times... arson, being drunk and disorderly, arson while being drunk and disorderly, vandalism, vandalism while being drunk and disorderly, vandalism by setting something on fire while being drunk and disorderly... uhm... homocide... by killing someone with a trash can while being drunk and disorderly and then setting the trash can on fire...

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Just kidding, I got a warning once for riding my bike in a pedestrian only area and that pretty much sums it up... and I got a ticket once for going through a red light and then getting hit by a car...
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, here goes:

I got arrested and tortured by the Ukrainian army once, when I was about Aramor's age. Apparently, me and my girlfriend crossed a border while we were hiking in the woods in Slowakia without noticing it. Next thing we knew, we got arrested by some soldiers and then a completely drunk sergeant ordered them to beat us up - giving me the chance to experience being smacked in the head with a rifle. Hence I don't like guns and soldiers.

They kept us for the night, then kicked us over the border again. We had to spend a day in a Slowakian police-station where they were playing horrible jazz music and we stole all the food that was in the fridge. In the evening we were told to leave the country and got a stamp in our passport prohibiting us to enter the country for the next three years. And up till today, I still haven't got a clue what that was all about...
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I make it a goal in life to avoid being arrested. It really harshes your day.
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bloody hell!!! thats harsh...
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm, i got arrested once...for stealing a pineapple with a buddy when we were both drunk at a town festival...

they questioned us a little and a few weeks later the charges were dropped and we got away with a warning.

but seriously, it was a freakin pineapple! the owners of the stand didn't even want the police to make a big deal out of it...
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never got arrested. Simple as that.
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I arrested someone once for slapping someone in the face with a wet haddock... the charges were dropped tho. the offendor told his version of the story...he had bought himself tea for the night and some yob had been taunting him while walking home. So when the yob came within striking distance the man whipped out his fish and repeatedly beat the young lad round the head with it. The lad confessed that he had been taunting him...
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never was arrested. But I was warned several times.
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my father's C.O. or a Correction's Officer. He patrols the inmates and he used to work in this huge pen called Riker's Island. Khushi and probably Bernieh knows what I'm talking about. Everyone in NY knows Rikers. But now he's working the courthouse in the Bronx. So I don't think I'd ever get arrested. Lol.
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bloody hell!!! thats harsh...


Well, luckily, it's eleven years ago. But it was complete horror at the time. There was this moment when they made me crawl through the mud and then sit with my hands over my head in the mud and then their guns went *click-click* and I was convinced I was going to die right there and then. But I survived to taunt you...
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riker's is almost as creepy as Munan's story.

See, that's why I make it a goal in life to avoid being arrested.

'Cause I am worried you won't get it.
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riker's? You've heard of it? lol. It ain't that bad. But you gotta keep your mouth shut cause you will be beaten to death. It's happened. I read in the papers, and my father told me about it.
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, if you get thrown in prison over in the UK you get loadsa shit... u get paid for the time you do, sometimes u might get a TV in your room, playstation, taken on holiday, fed 3 times a day, medical treatment... I'm bein serious... hell, there's now a load of cases where prisoners are suing the government because they aren't allowed to take drugs and it;s against their 'Human Rights'... What we need is American punishment...the judicial system over here is beyond control and a comlete joke... the laws protect the guilty and harm the innocent... believe me... I know... and it's frickin frustrating...
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, that actually sounds chill. I wonder how many homeless people just randomly commit crimes to get in jail...
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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See, if you get thrown in prison over in the UK you get loadsa shit... u get paid for the time you do, sometimes u might get a TV in your room, playstation, taken on holiday, fed 3 times a day, medical treatment... I'm bein serious... hell, there's now a load of cases where prisoners are suing the government because they aren't allowed to take drugs and it;s against their 'Human Rights'... What we need is American punishment...the judicial system over here is beyond control and a comlete joke... the laws protect the guilty and harm the innocent... believe me... I know... and it's frickin frustrating...


Still... crime rates are higher in the US than in the UK...
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Quite a few...And crime rates are probably higher in the US cos there's a lot more people, guns are legal and more people may report them... in my town where I work, for aproximately 65,000 people... on duty we have 8 police officers at any one time... thats the British government for ya... people don't bother reporting crimes anymore because they know we can't do anything about the minor ones...
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I meant percentage-wise, of course.

Anyhow, my father is a forensic for the police at a provincial Dutch town and the situation there seems to be similar to the one you describe.
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a question... is that anything like the stuff you see on C.S.I.? Or is that... uhm... glorified... or something...
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only glorified about .0001%.

Really. And the original CSI leaves out all the prostitutes provided to the officers as a part of their perquisites. And the free housing, and the free nice cars, and the frequent paid vacations. There are a lot of really cool things.

Wait, I am full of shit.

There are no cop shows, even the reality cop shows, that show what things are really like.

And even here in the US there are homeless types who go to jail on purpose for the benefit of "three hots and a cot".
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah ok, already thought so Razz
Still a cool show though...
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Just a question... is that anything like the stuff you see on C.S.I.? Or is that... uhm... glorified... or something...
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Well, if you are a forensic in a provincial Dutch town, it is maybe less exciting. But my father has some really weird stories. Like the shrink who committed suicide and turned out to have a pair of brains in the basement.
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah ok... that is weird...

May I ask what town? Maybe I know it... Razz
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