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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:53 am    Post subject: Should Abe ever have a succesful date? Reply with quote

Okay, I know this is entirely up to Bernieh (bows), but just had to ask someone: Do you think it would be cool/fun/horrible if Abe met a chick who is not too disgusted and crazy/blind/deaf/completely lacking sense of smell enough to actually go out on a date with him?

Just the look on Preston's face would be hilarious anyway. XD


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hm, I don't think it will ever happen unless he can find a chick with major physical, emotional, or psychological issues.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or he could date with an alien queen. Sorta Heidi Klum in xeno version.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer wrote:
Or he could date with an alien queen. Sorta Heidi Klum in xeno version.


That's gross! She'd be old enough to be his mother!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We could always let him date my older sister, she's got serious issues. *nod nod*
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think he should ever have a real date.
If he did, he would become just another guy (okay a bad smelling, bad looking guy) rather than the total looser he is. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Abe had a "successful date," he would have to change who he is, and therefore not be funny, sarcastic, witty, dirty, low-brow, sexist, stupid, smart, lucky, unlucky, a freak, pig-headed, and mentally retarded. The Abe we know could never have a successful date, with anyone except Hillary Clinton (BernieH, you gotta run with that idea)
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hunny, hunny, Gay guys hit on anything.. as long as it's just as twisted as he hs. Just toss a couple of transvestites at him and watch the carnage ensue. Imagine Abe's reaction to finding out that it's actually a guy. More ribbings from Preston. Hehehe
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Ahem*
[anal mode]Transvestite =|= gay.[/anal mode]

Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have used the phrase "anal mode" given the context.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehehe. Yes but ask any transvestite and they classify themselves better than just the common "gay" man. I would know, there's a flaming queen on the couch in the other room. Damn mooch. I get to listen to it -every- damn day.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sigh*
Whatever happened to the good old days when the average transvestite was a hetero guy wearing his wife's clothes when she was away from home? Now it's all about the drag queens. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. He needs to have what he THINKS is starting OUT as a successful date. Then things go horribly horribly wrong....... in any number of ways. Number and choice of ways is up to Lord Bernie, the puppetmaster.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she could like Abe but Abe finds her incredibly annoying and stupid. That would make a nice change.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raziel wrote:
Maybe she could like Abe but Abe finds her incredibly annoying and stupid. That would make a nice change.


Now that Idea I like. Oh! Make it a FURRY Fan too! *laughs*
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Re: Should Abe ever have a succesful date? Reply with quote

Dorkish Donna wrote:
Okay, I know this is entirely up to Bernieh (bows), but just had to ask someone: Do you think it would be cool/fun/horrible if Abe met a chick who is not too disgusted and crazy/blind/deaf/completely lacking sense of smell enough to actually go out on a date with him?

Just the look on Preston's face would be hilarious anyway. XD


I would have went on a date with him before I got married to Aramor the First and I am none of the above.
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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinkerjeep wrote:
Hey, what if Abe is actually a closet gay? He really goes for Preston but knows that probably won't happen, and if Preston finds out he'll plasmanuke Abe into "KFX Extracrispy recipe", so his lust for chickage is just an act to keep Pres unaware.


Dude that is not even cool to think about saying that.
Abe is way to girl crazy.
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no.
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinkerjeep wrote:
Uncool? Why's that.?

I've heard of guys being like this...they over act the part of the horny hetro so their buddies won't suspect they're actually being sized up as soon as their back is turned.

I'm just playin, you know...I don't know if Abe is, I don't think so, I don't really care, but its a thought..."what if?"

and it does fall under this topic.


I know that but its still not cool to even think that "WHAT IF" abe gay.
I know that too by brother was a closet gay forever then he well came out of the closet.
But thats not the point.
The next thing some one is going to say is that preston is gay or something like that.
Then me and my pred buddies are really going to have a field day kicking butt!

Did I mention I hate the what if game?
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay... I see where you're coming from...I bet that was a bit of a shock and pretty dissapointing when you found out your bro was gay...whether you accept the lifestyle or not...its the sudden revelation of something that is completely not the way you thought it was...like you were "betrayed" or something.

I really don't mind the "what if" game but clearly you have issues with this subject. I withdraw the question. Cool?

Oh, and Preston's character reminds me of me a bit...so he's strait....I'm not as big and ugly though.
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I detect a distinct strain of homophobia.
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good for you. what's your point?
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
I detect a distinct strain of homophobia.


Not from me I got use to it from my brother.
I actually liked the fact that he was so I could get a ride to the mall with him.
But that was the only thing I like about him being gay.
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