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 Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: Should Abe ever have a succesful date? |
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Okay, I know this is entirely up to Bernieh (bows), but just had to ask someone: Do you think it would be cool/fun/horrible if Abe met a chick who is not too disgusted and crazy/blind/deaf/completely lacking sense of smell enough to actually go out on a date with him?
Just the look on Preston's face would be hilarious anyway. XD
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| Hm, I don't think it will ever happen unless he can find a chick with major physical, emotional, or psychological issues. |
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Or he could date with an alien queen. Sorta Heidi Klum in xeno version.
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| amyltrer wrote: | | Or he could date with an alien queen. Sorta Heidi Klum in xeno version. |
That's gross! She'd be old enough to be his mother!
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We could always let him date my older sister, she's got serious issues. *nod nod*
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I don't think he should ever have a real date.
If he did, he would become just another guy (okay a bad smelling, bad looking guy) rather than the total looser he is. 
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If Abe had a "successful date," he would have to change who he is, and therefore not be funny, sarcastic, witty, dirty, low-brow, sexist, stupid, smart, lucky, unlucky, a freak, pig-headed, and mentally retarded. The Abe we know could never have a successful date, with anyone except Hillary Clinton (BernieH, you gotta run with that idea)
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Hunny, hunny, Gay guys hit on anything.. as long as it's just as twisted as he hs. Just toss a couple of transvestites at him and watch the carnage ensue. Imagine Abe's reaction to finding out that it's actually a guy. More ribbings from Preston. Hehehe
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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*Ahem*
[anal mode]Transvestite =|= gay.[/anal mode]
Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have used the phrase "anal mode" given the context.
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Hehehe. Yes but ask any transvestite and they classify themselves better than just the common "gay" man. I would know, there's a flaming queen on the couch in the other room. Damn mooch. I get to listen to it -every- damn day.
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*sigh*
Whatever happened to the good old days when the average transvestite was a hetero guy wearing his wife's clothes when she was away from home? Now it's all about the drag queens.
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Must...resist...urge...to...post...pictures...
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| Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. He needs to have what he THINKS is starting OUT as a successful date. Then things go horribly horribly wrong....... in any number of ways. Number and choice of ways is up to Lord Bernie, the puppetmaster. |
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Maybe she could like Abe but Abe finds her incredibly annoying and stupid. That would make a nice change.
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| Raziel wrote: | | Maybe she could like Abe but Abe finds her incredibly annoying and stupid. That would make a nice change. |
Now that Idea I like. Oh! Make it a FURRY Fan too! *laughs*
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:45 am Post subject: Re: Should Abe ever have a succesful date? |
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| Dorkish Donna wrote: | Okay, I know this is entirely up to Bernieh (bows), but just had to ask someone: Do you think it would be cool/fun/horrible if Abe met a chick who is not too disgusted and crazy/blind/deaf/completely lacking sense of smell enough to actually go out on a date with him?
Just the look on Preston's face would be hilarious anyway. XD |
I would have went on a date with him before I got married to Aramor the First and I am none of the above.
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| Tinkerjeep wrote: | | Hey, what if Abe is actually a closet gay? He really goes for Preston but knows that probably won't happen, and if Preston finds out he'll plasmanuke Abe into "KFX Extracrispy recipe", so his lust for chickage is just an act to keep Pres unaware. |
Dude that is not even cool to think about saying that.
Abe is way to girl crazy.
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| Tinkerjeep wrote: | Uncool? Why's that.?
I've heard of guys being like this...they over act the part of the horny hetro so their buddies won't suspect they're actually being sized up as soon as their back is turned.
I'm just playin, you know...I don't know if Abe is, I don't think so, I don't really care, but its a thought..."what if?"
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I know that but its still not cool to even think that "WHAT IF" abe gay.
I know that too by brother was a closet gay forever then he well came out of the closet.
But thats not the point.
The next thing some one is going to say is that preston is gay or something like that.
Then me and my pred buddies are really going to have a field day kicking butt!
Did I mention I hate the what if game?
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Okay... I see where you're coming from...I bet that was a bit of a shock and pretty dissapointing when you found out your bro was gay...whether you accept the lifestyle or not...its the sudden revelation of something that is completely not the way you thought it was...like you were "betrayed" or something.
I really don't mind the "what if" game but clearly you have issues with this subject. I withdraw the question. Cool?
Oh, and Preston's character reminds me of me a bit...so he's strait....I'm not as big and ugly though.
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I detect a distinct strain of homophobia.
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good for you. what's your point?
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| Blaster wrote: | | I detect a distinct strain of homophobia. |
Not from me I got use to it from my brother.
I actually liked the fact that he was so I could get a ride to the mall with him.
But that was the only thing I like about him being gay.
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