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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm nekkid... butt nekkid!

With Jason Biggs?


Nah dude, I don't hang around with the pie fucker...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I share my birthday with Hitlers. And my birthday is also on National Pot Day. I take that as some kind of sign.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a national pot day?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, I share my birthday with Hitlers. And my birthday is also on National Pot Day. I take that as some kind of sign.


Happy birthday to Hitler, too. Hmm, what a sniper has to do with a pot? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you can focus on something better when under the influence of pot... I mean, sometimes I just stare at something for half an hour and try to figure out why the hell I'm staring at it... and when I'm stoned it's even worse...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, I share my birthday with Hitlers. And my birthday is also on National Pot Day. I take that as some kind of sign.


Happy birthday to Hitler, too. Hmm, what a sniper has to do with a pot? Rolling Eyes


I don't know, I don't smoke, and I'm not a Nazi. But is that some kind of aign about my future? Am I going to be a smoking Nazi? I hope not, I have nothing against the Jews. But they did'nt have to kill Jesus...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But they did'nt have to kill Jesus...


Yeah, that's also what Hitler said... sorta...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

I'm becoiming more and more like him!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I hope not, I have nothing against the Jews. But they did'nt have to kill Jesus...

It's okay; they've been cleared of that. If you're Catholic anyways; I don't know what other Christian faiths think about it. Pope Paul VI, I think?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A polar bear can smell a seal from thirty kilometres away. There, now you learned something.

Unless you already knew that.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Works for me! Thanks, Mr Chainsaw!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay, Mr. Chainsaw!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know that bears have a great sense of smell, but to smell a seal off thirty kilometers away, that's a pretty powerful nose. Thanks Mr Chainsaw. Learnt something today Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I learned something about Polar Bears today....phhttt, no it's gone Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know that bears have a great sense of smell, but to smell a seal off thirty kilometers away, that's a pretty powerful nose.


Yeah well, but they are kinda at the north pole (right?)... nothing there but ice, polar bears and seals...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know that bears have a great sense of smell, but to smell a seal off thirty kilometers away, that's a pretty powerful nose. Thanks Mr Chainsaw. Learnt something today Wink


Maybe is a rotting seal corpse. I learned I can survive easily without eating two days.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know that bears have a great sense of smell, but to smell a seal off thirty kilometers away, that's a pretty powerful nose.


Yeah well, but they are kinda at the north pole (right?)... nothing there but ice, polar bears and seals...


Gotta consider the rather harsh environment of North Pole. The winds and climate and all Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you go to North Pole, have a shower and use a deodorant

It's interesting how Mr. Chinsaw's joke about polar bears made Angelus squirming. Or maybe the bears can smel the traces of something at 30 km distance.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
Gotta consider the rather harsh environment of North Pole. The winds and climate and all Wink


Still, there's not much else there to get confused with...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If you go to North Pole, have a shower and use a deodorant

It's interesting how Mr. Chinsaw's joke about polar bears made Angelus squirming. Or maybe the bears can smel the traces of something at 30 km distance.


How can anyone even take a shower in such freezing temperatures??
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or put on deodorant... it's frozen before it touches you... sounds cool...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't even like getting naked during the winter. -_-
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Mental note: don't visit Khushi during winter...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still shower.. just not as often as in the summer. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah well, I can say from personal experience that it's really nice to get nekkid and get in bed with someone during the winter...
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