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Razor_Wings
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Beauty of the sun
Setting as Abe and Preston
Spit from the Rooftop
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revbon22
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:46 am Post subject: garth, that was a hiku |
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I am the preditor,
I am standing by the tents waving,
I am the only preditor here.
The sky was too grey,
when Jesus came to live with us
in this new york place
the subway never works right
my metro card sucks
and so does the shuttle train
i have white headphones
some one please rob me right now
before the next song
and my final submission....
Jesus was a great player
signed to the yankees
red sox can go to red hell |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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I suck at making haiku's
Abe sucks at speed dating
Oh look, an eggplant!
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TheSeventhSymbol
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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Action Figures? Great!
This is the best idea.
I know I'll get rich. |
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Anhur
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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God hates Abe, he thinks.
But God said "Pussy for Abe!"
Abe loved down Twi'lek.
Jesus said WTF?
Abe said OMG get out!
Twi'lek said OMG!
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Chipmunk Commando
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:43 pm Post subject: Haikoos |
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The Dead Roo Haiku
Broken Kangaroo
Shall No Longer Hop Hop Hop
In The Morning Sun
AHEAD OF THE GAME
Nuclear missile
Detonates next to your head
You where Beheaded
ALP
Two Together Live
with Jesus as a Roommate
when will the fun end
alternate for alp
Two Together Live
with Jesus as a Roommate
when will the love end |
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Alien King
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| Quote: | | - Try to limit yourself to 3 entries max. If you've already posted more than 3, please delete the ones you don't want considered. |
Damn, so many good ideas to be limited to just three. Okay, so here are mine:
A xenomorph and
One ugly mother-fucker
In New York City.
Abe's mom hates his guts
And hates his small appartment
She just wants a girl!
No money for rent
Abe tried to sell his body
Looked sexy in drag.
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xenomorph
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| Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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ALP needs(haiku)
Pres needs glasses
Jesus needs to move the rock
Abe needs a finger
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SiL
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Sunset oh so lovely
As atop a giant phallice,
monsters spit on hookers. |
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Corporal Waffle
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Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: |
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i dont know haiku
im norwegian
alp is great
....................................no comments plz...............................................
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kittens
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:32 am Post subject: |
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What's that by the wall?
Did Abe leave that over there?
Jesus can play ball
Hot chick across street
You bring a cold six Jesus?
There's my bowling ball
OMFG
Who put this rock by the door?
OMFG |
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Socran
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 10:34 am Post subject: |
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I'll repeat my personal best:
Predator's okay,
as is any movie that
stars Governator
I love Alien,
Alien loves Predator,
Jesus loves them all
Fighting Xenomorphs
The few, the proud, the Marines
Shit, out of ammo
I like that last one the best. The following haiku is not an entry, but a message to all.
None of you get it.
It's 5-7-5, assholes!
Go jump off a cliff.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Aliens do drool
Predators totally rule
Oh look, a Nazgūl
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Simon_Says
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bosh3k
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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three haikus for the contest....god i love this site, makes me laugh till my sides split..
wait, that wasnt one of the haikus. they are below.
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He looks so harmless
A loser on dates with chicks
Will abe kill again?
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I laugh till I cry
What is outside my window?
Preston is hunting.
3
aLp is good;
is my reason for living:
aLp? Love me?
ok, heres hoping im funnier than everyone else |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Now the time is here
For good ol' Abe to spread fear
In the girls bathroom
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FarcePest
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:41 pm Post subject: How Joey survived |
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| FarcePest wrote: | Blame Abe and Preston,
Wacky roommates in New York:
They ate Friends, Seinfeld. |
They let Joey go:
Numb skull makes lousy trophy
Abe has some standards
(Note: this is not an entry, but the quoted one is. I have two more on page 5.) |
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distresspattern
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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This place reeks of death
Two horrid creatures in wait
They flush and spray glade
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distresspattern
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Abe is not so smooth
His game never gets him play
He will not get laid
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distresspattern
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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Girls do not like Abe
Despite the long appendage
That is ironic
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Death Mage
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| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 6:09 am Post subject: |
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"If you see something..."
the subway wall had spoken,
Abe had much to say.
Waiting for the joke,
"Mighty Jesus has struk out"
when Sox win again.
I don't write haiku.
But I do read the comic,
and I want the game. |
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bernieh
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| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Okay I'm reading through the mountain of haikus now. This thread is now closed! |
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