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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The first thing I'd do is I'd defecate off the edge of the tallest building I could find.

I'd then find a friend with a large pickup truck, put a mattress in there, and have unprotected sex with a random chick while the truck was going 90 MPH on a really twisty road near the edge of an absurdly high cliff.

If I survived that, I'd start a fist-fight with every male cheerleader at my school, then I'd break into a gun store and pick off every person at my college who had ever run for student government (I don't like politicians).

If by now I'm still alive, I'd hire thirty prostitutes so I could have "Death by Snu-Snu".

If somehow they all die before me, then I'm obviously invincible, so the world isn't going to end... at least not for me.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you trying to say you might be our saviour?

Are you?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Milf, our saviour...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

would find as much yaoi and mail it to aramor before sticky taping his face on all of the pictures. not the best of plans is it.

also

"ALL BOW DOWN TO THE MILF, THE PROTECTOR OF ALP KIND!"
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, he's not, don't you see?

Our Saviour would come at the end of the world...

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Right, I see... We've all be misinterpreting that line...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
"Death by Snu-Snu".


yes, the best form of capital punishment ever conceived in an animated series! [pun on conceived intended.]


and

Munan wrote:
Are you trying to say you might be our saviour?


hey, that's my turf! Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sense a really bad pun in the next post... *shifty eyes*
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Horror. The Horror.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm, i drew up a timed plan for when the world would end in 30 minutes with some friends, can't find it right now though... basically it was all about getting shitfaced, robbing liquor stores to get more shitfaced, killing drugdealers to get shitfaced with their stuff, have a good ol' street battle/shootout and have sex...a lot

now how we fitted that into 30 minutes beats me Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am thy Messiah! Welcome my love or despair! Embrace thy mother and send her to me to be part of my salvation! My message is simple: send me thy mother and be apathetic about politics and ye shall be saved!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No! He is lying! There is only one personal savior! And his name is Sauron! Join the Dark Side and together we shall rule the end of the world like Dante and Randall! Repent, repent, for the end is nigh!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God called just to say that you're both absolute cunts.

He should know.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you're obviously not going to be saved.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why does God call only Digit?

is it the leather?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God calls 4 kinds of people

Sociopaths,
Drugged people,
People trying to sell a book,
and last, but not least,
People trying to sleep with your mom.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stay away from my mom crotchfire!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:08 am    Post subject: Blasphemous rumours Reply with quote

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why does God call only Digit?



Well, you know, I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God has a sick sense of humour, so obviously He and the D. have a lot to talk about.

I expect them to have contact on a regular basis.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude had his number in the yellow pages until -99. I called him up, to see if he wanted to sign up for the Absinth Of The Month club(I had this weekend job as a telemarketer). After about 10 minutes of trying to convince him to buy, as there are numerous good reasons for getting a bottle of absinth every month, we just started chatting. He's a nice enough guy to talk to. Usually I don't even like talking on the phone. Did you know that God loved X-Com? Julian Gollop got a spot in Heaven, like, instantly after that.

I did get sorta fired for talking about non-absinth related things on the company phone. On the bright side, I heard that the manager got killed a week later, in a freak accident, involving porcelain and a bear in heat.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, that happened to an evengelical Christian in my country as well, he was just fiddling with the phone and suddenly, hey presto, there was the Big Man Himself answering.

Poor guy was scared out of his wits. God said, okay, I'm bored, say what? I'll come down and we'll have some fun. The man was so worried, wondering whether God should be received with coffee or with tea.

If I were to meet God, I'd get my hair done, instead of worrying about such trivial things.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I was meeting God, I'd ask him/her if he/she wants to watch Dogma and give his/her opinion...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:48 am    Post subject: Re: Blasphemous rumours Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Well, you know, I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God has a sick sense of humour, so obviously He and the D. have a lot to talk about.

I expect them to have contact on a regular basis.

Or maybe he was reaching out to touch faith.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Julian Gollop got a spot in Heaven, like, instantly after that.

He should undergo apotheosis and be reborn as the God of Strategy Games. There will be three signs: The unknown enemy, the terror from the deep and finally the apocalypse. Beware the false prophet known as 'Enforcer'.

Thanks Digit, you've reminded me that I still haven't imported a copy of Rebelstar for the GBA. Next time you speak to God, see if you could get Him to send Bill Hicks back to us. I'd really appreciate it.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does God grants three wishes per meet? Cuz if He does I'll quit my hellsluggard job.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:33 am    Post subject: Re: Blasphemous rumours Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
Munan wrote:
Well, you know, I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God has a sick sense of humour, so obviously He and the D. have a lot to talk about.

I expect them to have contact on a regular basis.

Or maybe he was reaching out to touch faith.


Or looking for a personal Jesus?

Or, wanting to play master and servant. Now that I could picture the two of them enjoying together...

Yes, that would be a clear sign that the end is nigh... seeing the D. and God down on their knees, treating each other like a dog...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Blasphemous rumours Reply with quote

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Or, wanting to play master and servant. Now that I could picture the two of them enjoying together...

Yes, that would be a clear sign that the end is nigh... seeing the D. and God down on their knees, treating each other like a dog...

Just as long as it isn't a question of lust.
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