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 Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:29 am Post subject: What would you do first if the world was about to end |
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what i would do is go around and indulge in all the "pleasures"  i wanted
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kiss my girl.......
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| vevlaa wrote: | kiss my girl.......
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awwwwwww.... 
may i add, make some final sweet-lovin' to my girl...
and afterwards, i would say Fuck You to everyone i ever felt like saying Fuck You to.
i hope the end would last a bit, this could take some time.
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Well, the first thing that would happen is that I'd probably say something like "Shit," and then I'd probably panic a little (seems like a reasonable thing to do) and grab a towel.
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My hair.
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I'd lie down with a paper bag over my head.
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Murderous rampage.
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | Murderous rampage. |
can't say i'm surprised. in either case.
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I would finally give in.
I'd torch the malls that people are looting(and yes, I imagine people doing that, despite the whole we're-all-gonna-die thing going on. I'd knock out and rape a minor. I'd (considering he's still around then) kill my father with a spanner. I'd make a majestic bonfire out of every expensive looking car I could find. I'd have homosexual sex and gut the other guy afterwards. I'd douse myself and my bike in gasoline, light myself up and drive down a freeway, as fast as possible, going out in a blinding blaze of glory.
I would give in.
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Interestingly, the second thing I would do is Munan's hair. The rampage thing is a no lose situation: If the Christians are right, the best place I could hope to end up is the first circle of Hell with the virtuous unbaptised. If I reincarnate, why should I care what I come back as? And if there's no afterlife, then nothing I've ever done has mattered anyway. Is it wrong that I'm now planning said rampage?
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | Is it wrong that I'm now planning said rampage? |
Makes sense to me that you'd plan it now.
Just don't kill me in said rampage. Not that it'd really matter anyways.
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I would never deprive the world of the wonder that is Ipsa. Besides, you could probably fend me off using the towel. They really hurt if you whip someone in the eye.
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The usual... Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
Never gets old. Never.
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I'll watch again & again the Stargate Sg-1 DVD series and Bugs Bunny cartoons, and Duffy Duck.... Awww is so much to see till the end of the world. Let's call Bruce Willis to prevent that.
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| Salvatore wrote: | | may i add, make some final sweet-lovin' to my girl... |
Good plan, when the world ends, I'm gonna make sweet-lovin' to your girl as well...
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[quiet]only if i can do the watching... and then we'll have a threesome...[/quiet]
[loud]oh, shame on you, you disgusting freak! i find no words to answer to such foul suggestion![/loud]
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | Interestingly, the second thing I would do is Munan's hair. |
No, that would actually be part of the first thing you'd do. You cannot have an end-of-the-world-rampage without doing munan's hair.
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| Munan wrote: | | Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | Interestingly, the second thing I would do is Munan's hair. |
You cannot have an end-of-the-world-rampage without doing munan's hair. |
You're not bald aren't you?
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| amyltrer wrote: | | You're not bald aren't you? |
Ipsa's going to have a field day with that one.
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | Murderous rampage. |
damn straight. starting with the stupid ones. 
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| amyltrer wrote: | | You're not bald aren't you? |
*smacks forehead on desk*
In English, double negatives cancel out. So one "not" needs to go. That is, "You're not bald, are you?" or "You're bald, are you not?" But in this case, the former would be more appropriate as it is asking whether or not he is bald. The latter is assuming a positive answer (i.e. yes, he is bald).
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Hey Kids! Come and join the Ipsajugend. We don't burn books, we just burn the mentally deficient! Come to our open day and meet our new Scoutmaster; Digitaaliklosetti! Tour the camp! Meet the maths tutor here on an exchange visit from Kashykk!
| The Paragon of Pedantry wrote: | | You're bald, are you not? |
Was anybody else thinking: 'You are a protocol droid, are you not?' after reading this. Great, now I'm gonna hear the voice of EV9D9 in my mind's ear when I read Ipsa's posts. 
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | Hey Kids! Come and join the Ipsajugend. We don't burn books, we just burn the mentally deficient! Come to our open day and meet our new Scoutmaster; Digitaaliklosetti! Tour the camp! Meet the maths tutor here on an exchange visit from Kashykk!
| The Paragon of Pedantry wrote: | | You're bald, are you not? |
Was anybody else thinking: 'You are a protocol droid, are you not?' after reading this. Great, now I'm gonna hear the voice of EV9D9 in my mind's ear when I read Ipsa's posts. |
Hm. I don't know how to respond to any of that.
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| Ipsa wrote: | | amyltrer wrote: | | You're not bald aren't you? |
*smacks forehead on desk*
In English, double negatives cancel out. So one "not" needs to go. That is, "You're not bald, are you?" or "You're bald, are you not?" But in this case, the former would be more appropriate as it is asking whether or not he is bald. The latter is assuming a positive answer (i.e. yes, he is bald). |
What would we do without you?
Anyway can I become a member of the Ipsa Youth?
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| Ipsa wrote: | | Hm. I don't know how to respond to any of that. |
Consider it a mark of respect and admiration. Or ascribe it to my penchant for fatuous foolery.
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