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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:14 pm    Post subject: worst times to get wood? Reply with quote

http://thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=1&StoryID=260&LayoutType=1

Me fav was "At a femnist rally"

like wearing a KKK hood to the Source Awards. XD

Not applicable to ladies...unless you try really REALLY hard.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fugging funny
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How can anything be so funny yet so wrong?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

has anyone here gotten wood during math class
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

unfortunately, my math teacher was an old ugly lady...


my biology teacher, however... yep, she was a sexy little teacheress...
any of you had some stimulating teachers? (and i mean like female teachers, not wookie teachers Razz )
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a nice biology teacher... but pretty much all of the times I got wood during her lessons was because I was almost falling asleep, and when you wake up, the blood in your body remembers what it's supposed to do... go through your body... and at certain places it lingers... which results in a hard-on...

Besides her, there were two other very nice teachers on my previous school... one of them also kinda liked me, and I also had quite some laughs with the other. I kinda almost had a date with the second one to go to the premier of Epi III Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

most of my teachers are pretty old, but I had this substitute teacher for about 3 months when my regular teacher broke her ankle.....

hoo boy..
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And this is why I am glad I do not have a penis.

What's the worse us ladies can do? Get stiff nipples?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pregnant.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the thing is, my math teacher is an ugly old indian woman. infact the only hot teacher in the school is the sex ed one. which doesnt help to much.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
tinfact the only hot teacher in the school is the sex ed one. which doesnt help to much.


yes, this can be intimidating... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have only sexy womans as teachers...... But I'm a girl and it gives no good to me. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer wrote:
I have only sexy womans as teachers...... But I'm a girl and it gives no good to me. :(


sure..

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Pregnant.


pwnt lolz.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer wrote:
I have only sexy womans as teachers...... But I'm a girl and it gives no good to me. Sad


oh, well you can always make it work Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Pregnant.


Perhaps, but I imagine that doesn't just happen all of a sudden, in the middle of math class.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, well you can always make it work Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anywhere in public is bad. Think Anchorman. . . .

I remember getting a woody in the pool just before adult swim was whistled. I ran into the parking lot and hid under a car.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer sort of wrote:
I have only sexy womans as teachers...... But I'm a girl and it gives no wood to me. Sad


heh. i had to do it.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Pregnant.


Touche...

And it can happen in the middle of math class... ever heard of Wookies?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Pregnant.


Touche...

And it can happen in the middle of math class... ever heard of Wookies?


Double Touche!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:shock: never wear stretchy pajamas when u think your gonna get a ..
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