Zombie Survival Thread

[helmet boy]

ive seen this on a couple of forums so might as well post it here. ill post my survial plan after some time(or can think of one) ill just look at a couple of peoples plans and stuff.
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Meh

[Frost]

Umm... What do we do here?
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[helmet boy]

just say what you would do if there was a zombie threat thing going on. also what weapons you have which you can get and a wish list if you want.
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Meh

[amyltrer]

A zombie? Hmm, a bucket of kerosene and a wooden match is enough.
For more zombies (aka resident evil) use a nuclear bomb.
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[helmet boy]

i quote this from the ZSG(well, the best i can)

a zombie doesnt feel pain so the fire would need too burn right through its body before it died. untill then you got a flaming zombie running(well, walking) around.
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Meh

[amyltrer]

Maybe a torch fire won't make him suffer, but will certainly turn him into a pile of ash. And you can't get chased nor harmed by ash.
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[helmet boy]

true, but it would take awhile to burn right through the body and skull of a zed.
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Meh

[angelusraptor]

Zombies? Meh.

/nukedabastard(s)
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[amyltrer]

It's enough to destroy his nervous sistem.
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[helmet boy]

ok, we all know nukes could do this, but what would YOU do if this happined to your town/country.
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[angelusraptor]

[amyltrer]

No , but they feel the flame.
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[helmet boy]

they dont feel pain for the last time!
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Meh

[Blaster]

Ok, the point here is to state your plan in the event of a zombie apocalypse. (That implies that there are a lot of zombies). What weapons do you have on hand? Where would you go? Do you have any allies? And so on.
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[Crotchfire]

Find the nearest tall mountain with a sustainable food source on it. Chances are, if the zombie has impaired mobility/agility in any way, he'll have a damn tough time climbing a cliff face.
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[helmet boy]

but your fucked if they learn to fly
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[Big Bad Wolf]

While I like Crotchfires idea, I think it would take a little while to find the perfect mountain, let alone travel to the next on the list if the one you're at isn't good enough. What I'd do is get me as many guns as I could find, a chainsaw, gasoline, matches, a propane tank if desperate, road flares, and whole up in my house. (it's nice and above ground...cut off the decks and the stairs in the basement, and I'm set) (now that I think about it, my idea could consume ones time too...I'd just find whatever I could of those things ASAP...yeah...)
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[Pirator]

Firstly I'd gather up weapons from my house. Golf club, rounders bat, hammers, axes, guitar if I really really have to etc etc. I'd also get the lawnmower and strap that round my chest, anyone who's seen Braindead knows where I'm coming from with that one. Then I'd try and barricade my house up so at least I have somewhere fairly safe to stay till I find somewhere better.

After that I'd start scavenging around the village. Looking for for food/water, petrol and better weapons. No booze, you don't wanna be stumbling around drunk when a zombie breaks in! If I came across anyone that was still alive I'd be fairly wary of them and not welcome them with open arms. Even if it was someone I knew, you never know how people would react in that kind of situation. I'm not sure if I'd take them with me or leave them to be honest, would probably depend how I felt about them at that point in time. Hell they might not even need me and have a pretty sweet setup of their own. I'd do this for a few days and try and build up a nice stockpile. At which point I'd try and get in contact with family and close friends and possibly think about travelling to find them. Meeting up with people you really trust is probably your best bet for survival I reckon. Oh and I'd only travel during the day unless really necessary. The dark makes it too easy for them damn zombies to get the jump on ya.

[Frost]

First, I would grab my shotty. Then, I would grab as many knives and cuttlery I could carry. I would go to the top of the nearest skyscraper, go to the roof and top level, baracade every possible entrence (except for one to go get supplies if need be), and then I would weather it out. Unless they know how to operate the elevator, I should be pretty unchallenged because of the steep steps.
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

[Simon_Says]

Easy shmeezy: Everybody was Kung-fu fighting!
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[Alternate Spideygal]

I live in a pretty tall building, but my father [who's a NYC cop] has all the guns and stuff so I'd probably rush over to his place. He lives upstate NY. Get his guns and what not and bring him back to my building and hole up picking off zombies from my windows. *nods* yea. I'm pretty much set. n_n
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[Aramor]

Assuming they're Resivil like Zombies (the movies, don't know about the games...) I'm gonna try and turn into one... booyah, no more worrying about survival and all that shit, and people close to you being eaten... just wonder around all the time, try to bite people and just generally have (emotionless) fun...and it would create the perfect opportunity for me to get back at certain people... and so what if I get killed, it's not like I'll feel anything... right?
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[amyltrer]

To much complications. Just bring all of them in one place (island, mountain) and wipe them out with a nuclear bomb.
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[Ipsa]

I'd have a shotgun with an infinite amount of ammunition and blow out their knees. They can't chase me if they don't have knees. I'm too lazy to think past that.
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[Alternate Spideygal]

Thats cool. But they'll just crawl around moaning...wait thats really freaking funny!!!! *laughs her ass off*
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