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Corporal Waffle



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:43 am    Post subject: NEW HAIKU CONTEST!!! Reply with quote

NEW HAIKU CHALLANGE!!!!!


NO PRIZES!!!!!


im the judge, so i dont participate Smile

just 4 fun Razz

contests sarts NOW!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are the rules?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are no rules bitch
Just make some shit up right now
Oh look, I'm cussing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I eat small babies
They are juicy and tender.
I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE IAHNSGH OISARGNIJK
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some think I am wierd
Others believe I am smart
I'm a real bad poet
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haiku haiku hai
Super mega hai-haiku
superman sucks ass
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vevlaa can't spell real good
I wish he would go to school
Or learn to spell right
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fall for ages
Never hitting solid ground
I yearn for the end


Down in the darkness
I see the bright light of hope
But only a glimpse


Seventeen bullets
Sitting in my assault rifle
Itch my finger doth
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looking at the screen
Thinking about a haiku
Oh look, there it is
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a haiku contest
And I dunno know what to write
*watches her little tarantula*
Awww! Damn, that thing bites!

ARAAH.. Somebody call a doctor...I've been pricked....
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mechas exploding
5 Bishounen pilots
Ah! Its a Gundam!!!


I wrote that a long time ago for Anime Network. I love Gundam Wing so...yep! n_n

Boogers in my nose
I pick and pick at it
Oh look its my brain! Hi brain!

I just made that up...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keep em coming!


i need a secound judge.... anyone...?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sin city kicks ass
marv's a bad motherfucker
this t-shirts's too big



[this is a haiku inspired by real-life t-shirt which i got as a gift recently. it's got a reddish figure of marv (i.e.mickey rourke) on it, and it's very very cool, apart from this one flaw]
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're old as you feel
If that's the whole truth, love,
You'll be young, tonight!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To school I must go
But go not is what I want
Screw the universe
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it only stinks bad
don't be afraid of it
swallow up


[wow...]
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HOLY JESUS CHRIST
IM BURNING SO FUCKING BAD
SOMEBODY HELP ME
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a bad cough
And still I keep on smoking
Not that I really care

But some people do
But that only annoys me
Go live your own life

So stop telling me
That smoking is bad for me
I will still do it

If you dont agree
You can go fuck yourself
I love cigarettes

Wowie, I never knew I had it in me Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's real emotional, A. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its cold in winter
Its hot in fall
can this make SENSE???
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i killed a man.
he had a wife and two kids.
i slept peacefully.


skittles taste nice
coated in cream cheese
this kaiku sucks

you are biodegradeble
i wish to inherit your eybrows
chef brian reiterates.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fly a ship
Her name is Enterprise-A
I'm at Science post
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread is dead
i hoped it would be that
im going to sleep!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three and five is eight.
That is exactly what I ate.
Now to catch some bait.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A stand of seeders
A spaceship is taking off
and I am tired
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