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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:36 am    Post subject: D&D movie Reply with quote

Ok, the nerd in me forced me to rent the D&D movie. (Not the one with Jeremy Irons and the Wayans brother; the straight-to-video sequel). Maybe this is the rum talking, but I don't think it was all that bad. I mean, clearly they didn't have a LotR-sized budget, but I think that they did the best that they could. Parts of it were a bit clichéd for anyone who has played the game, and there were some WTF? moments (one lightning bolt kills a decently-sized white dragon? Pfft), but on the whole, I give it a decent rating of seven thumbs up.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's another D&D movie? Got an IMDB link?

And about the first one, I didn't really think it was bad...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do now: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0406728/
Now if they ever make a Forgotten Realms movie, I'll have a fucking orgasm.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool, I'll see if I can get a chance to watch it sometimes... in other words, let me see where I can download it Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah! That'll never facilitate the making of a third movie.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i read the plot, it sounds worse than "the forgotten"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bah! That'll never facilitate the making of a third movie.


Well, when I find the DVD some day, I'll buy it...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now if they ever make a Forgotten Realms movie, I'll have a fucking orgasm.


What if Paul Anderson was involved? Sad

I'd love a Forgotten Realms movie, but the possibility of them just not getting the point... scares the bejesus outta me...

Assuming it was big budget, lotsa cash for big name actors, it would be interesting to see who they'd cast as the more famous F.R. characters...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They'd put Keanu Reeves as Drizzt.

Think of it.

They would.

When that happens, I'll go christian and pray for some sort of a divine brain death.

I can just see him climbing out of the Underdark and going "woah".
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I figured they'd have Drizzt played by a black actor... like Jamie Foxx... no, even better, Ice Cube: "back up you bitch-ass dragon, or I'm gonna Twinkle your ass!" "Punk-ass orcs, always gotta be gettin' up all in my face..."

Tom Cruise for Bruenor...? About the right height, anyway... Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vin Diesel: Bruenor (what can I say? he did the barbarian look at the beginning of Chronicles of Riddick)
Drizzt: Im still searching for a good candidate.
Imoen: Someone that could pull this off.
Irenicus: any old S&M junkie who digs elfs
Melissan: Redhead...
Ellisime: I always thought she looked just like Nalia, why not cast the same person for both roles?
Bodhi: Kate Beckinsale (with lots of grey makeup)
Minsc: Someone genuinely funny and cool... and beefy, not everyone got a 18/76 starting roll ya know...


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, you really have it nailed down!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sense the sarcasm...
Anyway, my continuing list:
Edwin: Rob Shneider (because they're both annoying as hell)
Sarevok: Does it matter? you could stick the guy who does his voice in there and noone would see him anyway.
Viconia: I was thinking Rebecca Romijn, since she looks good in blue and can imitate a good half-British accent like Viconia, that, and someone as kinky as this and this.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Edwin: Rob Shneider (because they're both annoying as hell)

"we're gonna need a bigger wand"... wait ... that's Roy Scheider from Jaws...

The Rock should play Minsc... they both talk about themselves in the third person.
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