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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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but i don't know what anti would have done. do tell.


Anti - 20+ years martial arts experience & built like a tank - did not a lot Smile

The first thing that worried me, was that they weren't wearing masks, or anything, so they were either total amateurs, or weren't going to leave anyone to identify them.
I put myself between the guy with the gun and my wife... the guy with the hammer was further away, and hammers don't have such a good range (unless you're Thor). He was closer to my sister, but was more interested in me. The cops said later that they probably hadn't realised I was in there, as they'd usually (they'd done this before) waited til shops were empty, with just the female staff there.
We stayed very cool, told the smackheads that most of the cash had been collected by security guards earlier. That, of course, was a total lie. There was a safe in the back, stuffed with the weekend's takings.
As they looked at eachother, confused as hell, and starting to think "sh-i-i-i-t", my lil sis hit the silent alarm.
There was a slight change in the dynamic, they were starting to get more nervous, so I moved in a little closer, just in case they went for my sis, but they were so messed up by us not panicking, they took a couple of hundred quid, and ran.
We locked the doors, wrote out our descriptions, and waited for the police.
The police picked them up two days later. We identified them in a line-up, and off to jail for six years for those naughty smackheads.

So, my choice was save the wife, but take all the attention, so they were only interested in keeping me quiet.

Incidentally, my little sister had picked up a hammer from under the counter... and was getting ready to twat anyone who came into range!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, nicely done...

Would've been funny if the guy with the hammer charged your little sister... you'd get a hammerfight... Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what really intrigues me though is...

are you really built like a tank? Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you never saw his picture? He's got like treads and a turret and a barrel and everything...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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are you really built like a tank? Razz

Yep... like a fish tank! Smile


Aramor Prime wrote:
Yeah, you never saw his picture? He's got like treads and a turret and a barrel and everything...

That's right, it's in the "Post Your Ugly Mechanised Symbol Of Oppression" thread... Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Salvatore wrote:
are you really built like a tank? Razz

Yep... like a fish tank! Smile...


Yeah... he launches his Salmon shells and Shark torpedoes. Beware the Trout of Doom.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Beware the Trout of Doom.


NOOOOOO! Not the Trout of Doom!!! Quickly, everybody grab your badger and start whacking it... against the Trout of Doom...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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angelus_raptor wrote:
Beware the Trout of Doom.


NOOOOOO! Not the Trout of Doom!!! Quickly, everybody grab your badger and start whacking it... against the Trout of Doom...


lol, I thought for half a second that was unintentional.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That what was unintentional?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NOOOOOO! Not the Trout of Doom!!! Quickly, everybody grab your badger and start whacking it... against the Trout of Doom...


You mean whacking Anti's Trout of Doom?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He could probably launch a Mersey trout. But you wouldn't want to get hit by it.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So, my choice was save the wife, but take all the attention, so they were only interested in keeping me quiet.


well.. if you're a big buff guy and around there, its not surprising that their attention would be on you. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
Aramor the First wrote:
NOOOOOO! Not the Trout of Doom!!! Quickly, everybody grab your badger and start whacking it... against the Trout of Doom...


You mean whacking Anti's Trout of Doom?


No, you have to whack your badger...

Uhm, against Anti's Trout of Doom... yeah...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
well.. if you're a big buff guy and around there, its not surprising that their attention would be on you. Wink

That comment pretty much makes it worth being held up Very Happy

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No, you have to whack your badger...

Uhm, against Anti's Trout of Doom... yeah...


Badgers are mean... they'd take my trout without batting an eyelid...
Oh, man did that come out wrong! Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol Razz

Anti, you ever played Max Payne? You almost made a quote out of the game Razz "I'ld blow you away without batting an eye," this femme fatale said.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lol Razz

Anti, you ever played Max Payne? You almost made a quote out of the game Razz "I'ld blow you away without batting an eye," this femme fatale said.



I like this Femme Fatale......


Anyway, I would save the spouse. But I would die trying to save the kid. That way, if I saved the kid 1st and died trying to save my spouse, the kid would be an orphan, alone. My Husband, on the other hand, would be upset but not totally helpless.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who says I would even have a kid, let alone a spouse? I say f*ck them both and take the damn convertable!

No, just kidding. Very hard choice. I say, take the convertable, take the spouse, and rush over to the kid and save them both.

Sorry, no smart ass answers?

Ok, well, I choose the spouse. Hey! What if the kid turns out to be a dumb ass? I've known the spouse longer!

Ok, that is a bit of a smart ass answer, but its common sense. You can't reproduce a young adult! That would take a damn 18 years! You can reproduce a child though! What, 3-7 years? Better than waiting 18! Cool
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