D&D movie

Blaster · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: D&D movie

Ok, the nerd in me forced me to rent the D&D movie. (Not the one with Jeremy Irons and the Wayans brother; the straight-to-video sequel). Maybe this is the rum talking, but I don't think it was all that bad. I mean, clearly they didn't have a LotR-sized budget, but I think that they did the best that they could. Parts of it were a bit clichéd for anyone who has played the game, and there were some WTF? moments (one lightning bolt kills a decently-sized white dragon? Pfft), but on the whole, I give it a decent rating of seven thumbs up.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:10 am Post subject:

There's another D&D movie? Got an IMDB link?

And about the first one, I didn't really think it was bad...
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Blaster · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:45 am Post subject:

I do now: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0406728/
Now if they ever make a Forgotten Realms movie, I'll have a fucking orgasm.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:52 am Post subject:

Cool, I'll see if I can get a chance to watch it sometimes... in other words, let me see where I can download it Razz

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Blaster · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:02 am Post subject:

Bah! That'll never facilitate the making of a third movie.
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helmet boy · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:21 am Post subject:

i read the plot, it sounds worse than "the forgotten"
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:39 am Post subject:

Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

They'd put Keanu Reeves as Drizzt.

Think of it.

They would.

When that happens, I'll go christian and pray for some sort of a divine brain death.

I can just see him climbing out of the Underdark and going "woah".
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Blaster · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:35 pm Post subject:

LMAO
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Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

I figured they'd have Drizzt played by a black actor... like Jamie Foxx... no, even better, Ice Cube: "back up you bitch-ass dragon, or I'm gonna Twinkle your ass!" "Punk-ass orcs, always gotta be gettin' up all in my face..."

Tom Cruise for Bruenor...? About the right height, anyway... Laughing

AAATripper · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:36 pm Post subject:

Vin Diesel: Bruenor (what can I say? he did the barbarian look at the beginning of Chronicles of Riddick)
Drizzt: Im still searching for a good candidate.
Imoen: Someone that could pull this off.
Irenicus: any old S&M junkie who digs elfs
Melissan: Redhead...
Ellisime: I always thought she looked just like Nalia, why not cast the same person for both roles?
Bodhi: Kate Beckinsale (with lots of grey makeup)
Minsc: Someone genuinely funny and cool... and beefy, not everyone got a 18/76 starting roll ya know...
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Blaster · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:41 pm Post subject:

Wow, you really have it nailed down!

Razz

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AAATripper · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject:

I sense the sarcasm...
Anyway, my continuing list:
Edwin: Rob Shneider (because they're both annoying as hell)
Sarevok: Does it matter? you could stick the guy who does his voice in there and noone would see him anyway.
Viconia: I was thinking Rebecca Romijn, since she looks good in blue and can imitate a good half-British accent like Viconia, that, and someone as kinky as this and this.
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