funny game moments

helmet boy · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:27 am Post subject: funny game moments

ever been playing a game and ya done something real funny? post it here!
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Azrael · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:51 am Post subject:

Well I was playing Burnout Revenge on the crash course the other day. And I made this big crash on the default map, and this little car came driving to it, it started ti skid like crazy then, BAM!!

It slams into the pile and causes this HUGE explosion that sent my car flying throught the air outta level boundaries. I got over 10 million dolars in that crash.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject:

Well, with LotR:RotK I once saved Frodo from Shelob with Frodo... that was pretty funny...
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Frost · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject:

One time at a Halo LAN party, during a Capture the Flag match on Coag, My team was tied with the opposing team. However, they were about to score with our flag. I was near the rockslide and they were already back in their own base with the flag. I missed a good shot with a sniper rifle on the flag carrier and in blind desperate frustration, I threw a frag at the base. It went in the top of the friggin base. It went off....

You killed Canadite Zero. You killed Ace. You killed W3z. Flashed across my screen. Then my teammate went in and returned the flag. By this time I had nearly reached the base. My teammate comes out with THEIR flag and I get in a Warthog and drove back to our base and to victory! Turned the tables with a single, random grenade. I don't even know how that killed all three of them.

I got a million of funny Halo stories... LOL

In another game we call "Fight Club" we play on lockout and we only use the melee of the PP and there are no shields. Your not allowed to shoot and your not allowed to kill outside of the very center square (those of you who play Halo 2 know which center square I'm talking about). So we all rush in and melee and get melee'd. I was on a spree when all of a sudden, Candidate Zero kills me. As I'm respawning, from his TV I hear..."Double Kill! Triple Kill! Killtacular! Killfrenzy! Killtrocity! Killamonjaro! Killamonjaro!"

8 kills. And thats quite an achievement, cuz you usually don't get more than one or two kills, tops, at a time cuz its so frantic and everytime you get someone you get wacked in the back by someone else. AND this was actually the first time any of us got a 'monjaro in an actual game. Ah well, maybe ya just gotta be there...
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stupidgenius · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:44 pm Post subject:

Well, in Halo 2 (and Halo 1) all the grunts are hilarious. Kill all but one and just follow it around. Good times....
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject:

I always laugh a bit when I'm playing Star Wars: Battlefront and then when I get killed by a grenade and I'm blasted through the air... like when you do a roll and the grenade goes off behind you and you keep rolling, or on Bespin: Platforms when you fly out of a window on the catwalk and you keep falling and falling...

I also love chasing an enemy fighter in SW:BF2 and making them crash into a capital ship...
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helmet boy · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:40 pm Post subject:

in SW:BF2 me and my friend found a glitch in the game where you can walk around outside of your capital ship. but after awhile a fighter gets you.
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stupidgenius · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject:

In Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly, I found a glitch which lets you "swim" through the air, except after a few minutes it spazzes out and you have to restart.
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Frost · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject:

I like how in GTA: Vice City (I aint played San Andreas yet) when you attack people they go running away from you. Then you just have to chase them and you herd them where you want them to go...Like into the lake. They just fall into it like they don't even see it and drown...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject:

UT2004: I use a lightning gun to snipe a guy's head in a manta. The guys falls out and manta's momentum makes it crush two other guys in the process.

Fucking gold.
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Azrael · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:13 pm Post subject:

In SW:BF2 I was doing CTF on Mos Eisley, I was empire, near the end of the match when both factions needed only one flag capture, one of my soliders was making off with the Rebels flag, but he gets shot and killed. But then, a Jawa, a frickin' Jawa stole the Rebel flag and started runnung around Mos Eisly being chased by Rebels and Imperials, because it was too dumb to return the flag to us, or them. And since FF was off, no one could do anything about it.

So we lost because of that damn Jawa.

Edit: major typos Razz

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Aramor · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:47 am Post subject:

helmet boy · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject:

what you do aramor, is when you get into a fighter, and take off, and as soon as you do you land. keep doing that and after some time you have landed outside.
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Azrael · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:52 pm Post subject:

Like I keep bragging about, I'm a very, very good sniper. In alot of online games, I had people go:
"MANGO FOUND THE SNIPER RIFLE!!!!"
"OH MY GOD, RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!!!!"

And this techically wasn't in game but,
My cousin has Xbox Live, and we usually play Halo 2 online. So they would say pretty much the same thing about me, or *NAME*'s guest, which they know it's me. But one time, my cousin had his friend over, and while playing online with him, everyone would go: "That's not your cousin, right? Please say that it's not. Please, please." When my cousin told me, I started cracking up. Laughing

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Sev · Gender: Joined: 28 Feb 2006 Posts: 78 Location: New Jersey

Mario Party games. I have too many stories.

But basically, whenever there's a 2v2 or a 1v1v1v1, everyone else would do everything in their power to keep the guy in the lead from earning coins or stars.. Or just be a dick and not help him if we're paired with someone we like.

One time my friend Dan skipped on an opportunity to chomp on this kid Peter who's already chomped him twice and stolen two stars. Then once Dan got to another chomp station, he rolled the exact amount of spaces needed to chomp Peter. Then Peter miraculously rolled a 1, landed on Dan's piranha plant, and gave Dan half of his coins.

Then Dan chomped him again later.
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Azrael · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:18 pm Post subject:

In Halo, I was playing the 3rd level: Truth and Reconciliation, on heroic mode. When I got to the part when your in the lower level of the hangar, I managed to stand my ground until the hunters showed up. I actually had no problem fightting them, killed one by shooting it in the neck with the sniper rifle (OH YEAH!), but when fighting the 2nd one, I shot at it with my sniper rifle, the round bounces off the hunters shield and it hits me in the fucking head! How do I know it was in the head? Because I did the spinning death animation.
I was so embarrased, since my friend was with me when it happened. He laughed and laughed... Sad

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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:34 pm Post subject:

Heroic is like, easy mode. Seriously. Legendary wasn't killer either. Just apply multiplayer tactics 'n' shit.

Anyway, you hit a hunter with a sniper rifle? Wow. Like that's not what you're supposed to do. Now if you really want to show us your skill, kill that hunter, when he's charging you, with a needler. It's doable, I've done it. I admit , if I was anymroe lucky, I would have found a website that teaches how to moon-walk in high-heels on carpet.

Anyway I don't think sniper rounds bounce off the shields. He probably just pimp-smacked your face with his shield.
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Azrael · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:48 pm Post subject:

OK, I've beat down a hunter, I've blew up a hunter with needler fire, I've killed a hunter in every possible way. I never said heroic was hard now did I? I said I was able to hold my own, unlike my marines. Their shields can deflect sniper rifle rounds, try it. Besides, a hunter can't whack me of he's/its 5 meters away.

Now true skill against a hunter is nailing it in the head with a sniper rifle in Halo 2, I've done it loads of times, I still do it. How to tell that you've done a headshot on it, is if it does a flip.

[How does shooting something in the head make it flip?!]
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:41 am Post subject:

Sal · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:49 am Post subject:

with mah pimpcane...
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Azrael · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject:

I refuse to be pimpsamacked. Besides, hookers are the ones that get pimpsmacked. Am I a hooker?
NO!
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Azrael · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:30 am Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:37 am Post subject:

I like going on legendary and fighting the hunters on AotCR with a plasma pistol. I used to think those guys were tough. The are only tough if you try to keep away from them. The trick is (most of you know this already) to get close. Make 'em melee then shoot (or smack, 'nade, etc.) sidestep, then get the f out their.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:32 pm Post subject:

The funniest moment I have ever experienced in a game was this:

In Duke Nukem 3D, there are laser tripwires that explode and kill anything that walks through them.

I didn't know that they insta-raped you when you triggered them, so when I first encountered one, I saved my game and walked right through.

Aside, anyone who's familiar with Duke Nukem 3D knows that the game is loaded with stupid and funny one-liners. Occasionally, when an alien gets killed, Duke will say something like "Your face, your ass, what's the difference!" or "Die, you ugly son of a bitch!"

Back to me running right into death, there was an alien nearby... and it just so happened that it triggered Duke's one-liner when the laser-tripmine exploded, by killing the alien a nanosecond before killing me.

So after the explosion, the viewpoint is skewed, and Duke's bloody corpse is on the ground, you hear Duke say: "Huh huh huh, what a mess."

I've almost never laughed harder... except maybe during Vampire: the Masquerade, Bloodlines as a Malkavian, where the dialog went like this.

Me:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Him:...
Me:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Him:...
Me:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Him:...
Me:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Him:...
Me:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Him:...
Me:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Him:...

and so on.
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