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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, me and Chuckie go way back...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like an asscrack? Oh and if anyone here watches wrestling I think recently on Smackdown there was a fantasy match between the Boogeyman and Norris. I'll have to check that out...this post'll probably be edited soon so yea...>.> read if you want to.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there anyone Norris can't beat?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr T.

Well, he could, easily. He just likes Mr. T and wouldn't.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That and if he did, Mr. T would pity him...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah Chuck Norris and Mr. T are probalby good friends, always beating the crap outta people.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But they both hate Vin Diesel...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, poor Vin.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes but vin would just travlel back in time with the help of tiger woods and beat the hell out of their fetusus. or at least recrut the a team...minus mr. t. to beat them up with him. it'd be like a brotherhood of evil. and it'd be awesome.

(and yes tiger woods does have time travilning poeres. in tiger woods 06 for some reason he goes back in time to kick the asses of other golfers. not to save kenedy or anything. cause that would be inteligent. and he just can't do that.)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Chuck Norris walks, he doesn't move across the planet. The entire universe moves around him. He is actually the center of the universe.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God bows to Chuck Norris. Then he bows back to show respect.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, then he roundhouse kicks God... God shouldn't bow when he meets Chuck Norris, God should already be bowing before their encounter.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, thats new info to me.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well, Chuck Norris is still pissed at God for not being mentioned in the Bible...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'll get over it, Chuck plays it cool.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck is in the bible.

First page "This book is dedicated to Chuck Norris. Many thanks for his character ideas such as Jesus. You rock."

And yes, Jesus was self-based.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*looks at bible*

HOLY CRAP
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kurosaki Ichigo wrote:
Chuck is in the bible.

First page "This book is dedicated to Chuck Norris. Many thanks for his character ideas such as Jesus. You rock."

And yes, Jesus was self-based.


Which version do you have? You'd better hide it before the religious people find out and try to kill you... they kinda tore out that page a couple of centuries ago Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
No, then he roundhouse kicks God... God shouldn't bow when he meets Chuck Norris, God should already be bowing before their encounter.


Chuck IS God...0_o
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMCN!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
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No, then he roundhouse kicks God... God shouldn't bow when he meets Chuck Norris, God should already be bowing before their encounter.


Chuck IS God...0_o


Then JC should have a Chuck Norris pic at his avatar. Wait a sec, you mean Chuckie is god agent undercover? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have good news! Chuck Norris is going to have his own show on Adult Swim! Its coming soon! I forgot the name the of the show but I think its Karate something. But there's another word with a "K." I'll look for it. Just letting y'all know!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Word with "K" about Chuckie...Hmm, kill?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they're putting Karate Kommandos back on!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats what it was called!! They're putting it back on!! It's coming on i think 5:30 am. Or earlier. I dunno.
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