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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i think m&m's are what the entire SW saga really misses.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ANAKIN: You can't kill him, Master. He must stand trial.

MACE WINDU: He has too much M&M's. He is too dangerous to be kept alive.


Hehehehe Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

obi-wan to anakin: only a sith can deal in m&m's...

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we should be hired to organise a promotional campaign for m&m's.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Totally...

BEN: I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of
M&Ms suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly eaten. I fear
something terrible has happened.


God, I love having the scripts of all six movies on my computer... easy access Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you hax, you! i have to quote from memory!

anakin: i ate them. I ate them all. Every single one of them. And not just the red ones, but the yellow ones, and the green ones, too! They're like m&m's, and I ate them like m&m's! *commence the imperial march*


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you're pretty darn good at it Wink

EMPEROR: Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's M&Ms!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no. The M&Ms will strike back! You'll see..............
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure why you guys are crossing m&ms with Star Wars, but it seems your having fun. Smile

Ben Kenobi- These aren't the m&ms you're looking for.

Stormtrooper- These aren't the m&ms we're looking for.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, lol... uhm, I posted a link earlier on this page of the topic... check it out... (it should lead you to a webcomic, reading that will make it all logical Wink)
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've read that comic before, heh. But I think they were a bit cruel with it.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hunger leads to Skittles.
Skittles leads to Smarties.
Smarties leads to M&Ms.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vader- Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your m&ms can destroy me.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh no! we've been moved away from the original thread.
without the aforementioned link displayed above this really looks like random gibberish.

anyway, The more you tighten your grip, the more m&m's will slip through your fingers - Leia to Tarkin.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I grow tired of asking this so it'll be the last time: Where are the M&Ms?

Dantooine... They're on Dantooine...

There. See, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may devour when ready...

WHAT?

You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we'll deal with your M&Ms soon enough.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

how did the whole m&m thing start anyway?

ps. simon, what must i do to earn a cool avatar from you.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salvatore's first one was the best so far if you ask me.

Here's mine:


Greedo: Going somewhere, Solo?

Han: Yes, Greedo; I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his M&M's, at last.

Greedo: It's too late. You should have gotten him some at the first gas station you passed. Now Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Han: Yeah, but this time I've got the M&M's.

Greedo: If you give 'em to me, I might forget I found you.

Han: I dont have 'em with me. Tell Jabba...

Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who tap him on the shoulder and take his M&M's when he's not looking.

Han: Even I get hungry sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.

Han: Over my dead body!

Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forwards to this for a long time.

Han: Yeah, I'll bet you have.... *blows Greedo away*
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least Greedo didn't shoot first in Frost's version.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was definitely the worst idea ever... I mean making Greedo shoot first...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it. What is this about? Who shot first?


Also, "You'll never find a more wretched hive of M&M's and candy..."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have M&M's."
-Darth Maul (Right up until the other day, I didn't realize he had any lines in the movie, lol)

"Your M&M's will make a fine addition to my collection."
-General Grievous
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
I don't get it. What is this about? Who shot first?


Wikipedia is your friend!

OBI-WAN: I have to admit, without the M&Ms, it would
not have been a victory.

YODA: Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The plastic bag of the dark M&Ms has fallen. Begun, this Candy War has!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. That is stupid...Greedo just misses for no reason...lol
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
Salvatore's first one was the best so far if you ask me.


why, thank you so much *takes a bow*

my job here is done.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
I don't get it. What is this about? Who shot first?

Lincoln shot first!
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