crap about m&ms

Sal · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:27 am Post subject:

i think m&m's are what the entire SW saga really misses.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:31 am Post subject:

ANAKIN: You can't kill him, Master. He must stand trial.

MACE WINDU: He has too much M&M's. He is too dangerous to be kept alive.

Hehehehe Razz

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Sal · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:37 am Post subject:

obi-wan to anakin: only a sith can deal in m&m's...

Very Happy

we should be hired to organise a promotional campaign for m&m's.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:50 am Post subject:

Totally...

BEN: I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of
M&Ms suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly eaten. I fear
something terrible has happened.

God, I love having the scripts of all six movies on my computer... easy access Wink

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Sal · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:02 am Post subject:

you hax, you! i have to quote from memory!

anakin: i ate them. I ate them all. Every single one of them. And not just the red ones, but the yellow ones, and the green ones, too! They're like m&m's, and I ate them like m&m's! *commence the imperial march*

Very Happy

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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:31 am Post subject:

Well, you're pretty darn good at it Wink

EMPEROR: Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's M&Ms!
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amyltrer · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject:

Oh no. The M&Ms will strike back! You'll see..............
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Azrael · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject:

I'm not sure why you guys are crossing m&ms with Star Wars, but it seems your having fun. Smile

Ben Kenobi- These aren't the m&ms you're looking for.

Stormtrooper- These aren't the m&ms we're looking for.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject:

Hehe, lol... uhm, I posted a link earlier on this page of the topic... check it out... (it should lead you to a webcomic, reading that will make it all logical Wink

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Azrael · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject:

I've read that comic before, heh. But I think they were a bit cruel with it.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject:

Hunger leads to Skittles.
Skittles leads to Smarties.
Smarties leads to M&Ms.
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Azrael · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:32 am Post subject:

Vader- Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your m&ms can destroy me.
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Sal · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:31 am Post subject:

oh no! we've been moved away from the original thread.
without the aforementioned link displayed above this really looks like random gibberish.

anyway, The more you tighten your grip, the more m&m's will slip through your fingers - Leia to Tarkin.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:54 pm Post subject:

I grow tired of asking this so it'll be the last time: Where are the M&Ms?

Dantooine... They're on Dantooine...

There. See, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may devour when ready...

WHAT?

You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we'll deal with your M&Ms soon enough.
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helmet boy · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:51 am Post subject:

how did the whole m&m thing start anyway?

ps. simon, what must i do to earn a cool avatar from you.
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Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:06 pm Post subject:

Salvatore's first one was the best so far if you ask me.

Here's mine:

Greedo: Going somewhere, Solo?

Han: Yes, Greedo; I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his M&M's, at last.

Greedo: It's too late. You should have gotten him some at the first gas station you passed. Now Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Han: Yeah, but this time I've got the M&M's.

Greedo: If you give 'em to me, I might forget I found you.

Han: I dont have 'em with me. Tell Jabba...

Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who tap him on the shoulder and take his M&M's when he's not looking.

Han: Even I get hungry sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.

Han: Over my dead body!

Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forwards to this for a long time.

Han: Yeah, I'll bet you have.... *blows Greedo away*
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At least Greedo didn't shoot first in Frost's version.
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Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject:

What?
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject:

That was definitely the worst idea ever... I mean making Greedo shoot first...
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Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:11 pm Post subject:

I don't get it. What is this about? Who shot first?

Also, "You'll never find a more wretched hive of M&M's and candy..."
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scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject:

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have M&M's."
-Darth Maul (Right up until the other day, I didn't realize he had any lines in the movie, lol)

"Your M&M's will make a fine addition to my collection."
-General Grievous
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scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Aramor · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:41 pm Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:02 pm Post subject:

Wow. That is stupid...Greedo just misses for no reason...lol
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scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Sal · Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:35 am Post subject:

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