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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I'm gonna didn't have time to do that when I made it. And I also don't have time right now. Gonna do it later.
oh man, I can't waait.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know how fun it is... I did the same thing for the Killzone intro movie (Clicky... then go to menu->multimedia->video->Killzone intro)

And here's the text:
-Scolar Visari:
My people, sons and daughters of Helghan.
For many years, we have been a broken nation.
Shunt, opressed, and conquered by those we sought to escape!
10 years ago, I asked for time.
And that time was granted by you.
You, the strength in my arm, the holders of my dreams.
Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all mankind.
An exodus for freedom.
Helghan became that freedom.
Our new world, changed our bodies.
At first, it weakened us, but in fact, we were growing stronger.
In the time you have given me, I have re-build our nation.
I have re-build our strength.
And I have re-build our pride.
Our enemies at home have been re-educated.
We have given them new insights into our cause.
On this day, we stand united once more.
On this day, those driven to divide us, will hear our voice!
On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored, no more!

-Soldier:
General Adams, sir! We've got multiple Helghast vessels aproaching.
What do we do sir?

-General Adams:
Fire!


[Alarm sounding, computer screen indicating "weapon malfunction"]

[Gunfire, people dying]

-ISA soldier:
Go go go! Here they come! They're all over the place!

-Scolar Visari:
Defenders of the Helghast dream.
Now is our time!

[Crowd cheering]

I also did this for 39 George Carlin mp3's with an average length of 1 minute, and for the LotR in 60 seconds thingy... I admit, I was bored at the time...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I'm also gonna add those action thingys in []s. And also whenever there are two people talking at the same time. I dunno how I'm gonna do that though.

I also need some names for the X-Men dudes who break in through the wall. Dunno what to call them. but for the other guys I'm gonna do:Juggernaut, Pimp, Ketchup, Bitch, and Charles.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[Charles gets thrown into wall]
Juggernaut: Yeah, it's the Juggernaut, bitch! Yeah, Charles I beat the shit outcha!
[Bitch starts pounding on Jug]
Jug: Get off me bitch, who the fuck are ya? Fucks wrong witchoo. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
Bitch: Aw, you muthafucka. Ima whoop yo ass!
Juggernaut: Silly bitch, yo weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who the fuck I am? I AM THE JUGGERNAUT!
Charles: Hey! Hey, yo momma dresses you up funny!
Jug: SHUT the fuck up Charles, I'ma beat cho ass, HUAAA! [Throws bed at charles]
[Charles Ducks] Charles: Too fast for you!
Jug: You better run, Charles! [Bitch starts shooting Jug]
Jug: Get that shit out mah face bitch, don't you know who the fuck I am?
Aww, she's fuckin' with mah helmet! I got this shit in fourth grade..OH NOO! [Jugs helmet falls off] My faace..
Jug: PIMPSMACK yo ass, Bitch! [Bitch gets pimpsmacked. Bitch.]
[Jug picks up Bitch]
Jug: You're mah hooker now...now it's time for me to take mah prize. I'm gonna rape you bitch! You ready? You ready? You ready, huh bitch? You ready bitch?
[Charles starts chanting at Jug]
Jug: SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES! Shut the fuck up! Charles, NOOO!
[Charles shoots a mind thing at Jug]
Charles, you got mah head, I'm the juggernaut bi-i-itch...
[Jug is trippin' off acid]
Jug: Chahls! What the fuck is this shit?! Aww, I'm trippin' off acid! Sumn told me not to kick it wif em spidersab.
Charles: You no gui gui hai ze dao, You no gui gui hai ze dao...
[Pimp shoots Charles in back]
Pimp: Gotcha bitch! Mmm, yeah, now what muthafucka? Got mah pimp cane, bitch!
[Shoots bitch]
Shut up bitch!
Jug: Yeah, got mah helmet back! [Jug gets his helmet back]
Pimp: Ahh now I help you out muthafucka, now where's my fitty bucks? You know you owe me, muthafucka, for the last time.
Jug: Muthafucka, I custom made yo suit! Don't you see what the fuck I'm wearin'? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
Pimp: I don't give a fuck who the fuck you are.
[Jug picks up Charles]
Jug: Don't you know, I will beat the shit outcho ass, Charles! I will beat the shit out you wit charles, as a matter of fact! I don't give a fuck, I'm the juggernaut BIIITCHHH!
[Jug throws Charles out window]

[screen goes to pimp on top of castle]
Pimp: Yeah, yeah, just love lookin' over the city in this muthafucka with my pimp cane, hell yeah..
Ketchup: Goddamn rape yeah...
Pimp: Who said that shit? Nigga don't you know who I am?
Pimp: whadda fuck?
[Ketchup's spaceship lands]
Ketchup: Who said it, was me! My muthafuckin' space ship! This is a dodge! See this fuckin crimson red shit I wearin'?
Pimp: Who the fuck are you you red lookin' muthafuckin'...mustard lookin..
Ketchup: Hah, ain't that a bitch, I'm ketchup muthafucka! MUSTARD! Zap yo dumb ass! Bow down to a true pimp, bitch!
[Pimp gets zapped]
Pimp: Cough..it hurt it muthafucka..
Ketchup: I don't give a damn..I'm made outta laffy taffy muthafucka...this is a fuckin stripper..
Ketchup: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BI-HIhistch!
[Jug picks up Ketchup]
Jug: Got yo dumb ass! What the fuck was that? [Ketchup is shooting Jug] They shootin' me! I'm the juggernaut! I'm gonna kill 'im, I'm gon' rape 'im, I'm gon' eat his fuckin' costume, just wait!
Pimp: Fuck 'em up, nigga!
Jug: Fuck that, oh what the hell is he doin'?!? [Ketchup presses button on fist]
Jug: What the fuck is this shit?!
[Assholes start shooting Juggernaut]
Jug: You can't harm me, are you a fuckin' ass?
Jug: Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am, I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! IMA HIT YOU WICHO OWN PIMP!
[Jug throws Ketchup at assholes]
Jug: I'm bad I'ma baddest muthafucka' on the world. Have you ever seen a costume like mine?
[Pimp is getting up]
Pimp: Ughh, just finish him off already, stop talkin'
Jug: Comb yo' beard , I don't wanna hear that shit!
Pimp: Hey, you crimson lookin' muthafucka' That's right I said crimson..
Jug: Ohh I'm ready to beat his ass..[Jug pounds fists]
Ketchup: What the fuck I don't....[screen fades to black]

[screen goes to Pimp's giant castle]
Pimp: Welcome to lifestyles of the rich and famous! That's right bitches, mah crib. Ohh man, look at all this money, Hell Yes! Sellin' 'em hoes is easy as HELL!
Ketchup: Man I don't see no hoes, I see a tandy. Can't you see my fuckin' outfit? I'm a part-time stripper, AND I do hearrrh...Fuck's wrong witchoo.
Pimp: Man, I don't wanna hear that shit, man. Just count the money already before Juggernauts ass shows up--
[Jug shows up carrying Bitch tied in chair]
Jug: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! AND I GOT A BITCH WIT ME! YESSIR we gonna have a fuckin' RAPE party!--
Pimp: Why you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room?
Jug: Man, I'm the goddamn Juggernaut! Can't you see how tight my outfit is?! I have to, that's the only way I can Breathe! If I don't do--
Ketchup: Shut up, bitch! [gun zap] [Bitch falls to floor]
Jug, Pimp: Damn, hahaha!
Bitch: Ah, you muthafucka! I'ma whoop yo ass!
Ketchup: Now you can make a choice, I can either take this shit, or you can give it to me willingly.
Bitch: I want it, I want it willingly..
Ketchup: Oh, I know you do you dirty bitch.
Bitch: I want it..
Jug: I'm the Juggernaut, I'm ready to fuck! I been ready to fuck, my suits so tight!
Ketchup: [Stands up] I don't even need no condom look at what my outfits made out of... Yeah, that's right.. Look real close... Be amazed at the size, the sheer strength.. oh..[Screen fades to black]
[Fades back to normal]
Ketchup: Look the size of my gun, bitch! Think that's somethin', wait 'till I take off this LATEX! Show you some REAL pistol, BITCH! [Gun zap]
[Goes to a flickering image of Charles]
Pimp, Jug, or Ketchup: What the fuck, Charles?
Charles: Wuaaaaaaaah!
[Everybody snickers]
[switches back to three cool guys]
Ketchup: Ah, I wonder what the fuck is on T.V. tonight...
Pimp: Did you kill the bitch? Did ya?
Jug: Naw, but I'm 'bout to kill this bitch! I'm bout to fuck 'er in the head, BLOW her brains out! 'Cause I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, bitch! I'ma break in half hahaa...
Pimp: Juggernaut, I got a feelin' somethin' wrong with you.
[Screen fades up away]


[Hall is shaking around, debris falling]
Jug: And in this corner, the world weight champion, the Juggernaut, BITCH! Why the fuck is this shit fallin'?
Pimp: The hells goin' on?
Jug: Fuck is wrong with this bitch? What the fuck is wrong with our hall? Everybody's wonderin'..
Pimp: Who the hells up there, nigga? Go get the gun, and cap 'dem foo's. RIGHT NOW!
Jug: Man, fuck that shit! I'm the goddamn juggernaut! I been waitin' for this shit all my motherfuckin' life!
Jug: Me catch me a—Auhhh!
[Wall explodes, X-Men come through]
X-Man: What up, monamee?
Banshee: You muthafucka's shoulda never step foot in our side of the neighborhood!
Jug: This muthafucka' try to fuck up my suit!
Pimp/Ketchup: I'ma fuck you up with my pimp cane!/Shoot 'em up!
[Pimp and Ketchup shoot some shit.]
Pimp: Blastin' in this shit!
X-Men/Ketchup: Laser dodgin!/Pistol Cane...
Jug: These muthafucka's ripped my suit!
X-Man: You muthafucka—Ohh, shit! Take this bitch![throws a bomb]
[Ketchup and Pimp get hit]
Jug: Mmm, hit my latex!
Raincoat: Yeahhh!
Jug/Raincoat: Oh it's time baby!/Ohh, shit!
[Raincoat is scurrying around Jug]
Jug: I like yo fuckin'--I like yo raincoat bitch! You cant run! You can't run, I'm the Juggernaut!
White Hair: Don't worry sugar! UHH! [White hair flies into Jug]
Jug: Oh dem bitch is strong, but I like 'em strong....
[Jug and White Hair plow through three walls]
WOLVERINE BITCH!: Hey, what up? How 'bout I take this shit off you know.. Make you—OHH! [Wolverine gets hit by Pimp Cane]
Pimp: Fuck you with mah pimp cane, nigga! Take another one! [Another Pimp blast]
[Banshee jumps in front of Wolverine, blocking attack]
Banshee: Ahhh my chest... My bloody chest... My outfit..
Pimp: You know what muthafucka, you gonna get hurt by mah pimp cane when we're in 'nother!
Banshee: Not as long as I'm wearin' these Jamaican colors! Theres no way you can't harm me!
[Lots of people yelling now, fight scene]
“you can't harm me more than ye”
“Shut up fweeky!”
“Oh, watch yo back!”
"Go globetrotter up in this bitch!”
Jug: You can't run! You can't run! You can't run 'cause I'm the Juggernaut![picks up rock] And I'm gonna, oh I'm gon' take this th--
Raincoat: Feel the wrath of the daughter of red heart muthaFUCKAAA! [Throws Firecrackers at Jug's head]
Jug: Oh shes throwin' firecrackers at me, this bitch must be crazy...
White hair: [on the ground] What the fuck?
Jug: This bitch must not know IM THE JUGGERNAUT! YOU Don't know, YOU DON'T KNOW! [Drops rock on White Hair]
White hair: Aww shit! C'mon sugar we gotta get outta here! [Flies away with Raincoat]
[Jug is running after them, punches a rock toward them]
Jug: Dont worry, don't worry!
[Rock hits White Hair, dropping Raincoat]
White Hair: Ohh!
[X-man is standing over Ketchup]
X-man: Bow down to a true monamEEEE![White hair hits X-Man]
Jug: The fuckin' juggernauts back! IM THE JUGGERNAUT!
Ketchup: The fucks wrong witchoo juggernaut.
Jug: I dunno... get the bitch.
Bitch: Aw fuck, ah get me outta here! Ah, yeah, hell yeah my breasts are good fo' sumthin.. oh shit!
Jug: haaha..FUCK you think you goin'?
Jug: Jugs got Juuuugs!
Pimp: Let's go! We gonna get away with mah pimp cane!
Jug: As long as I got my suit on..
[Ketchup throws a bomb at the X-Men, All three walking out of hall]
X-men: Commence explosion dodgin'! HUAA!

White hair: End of the road, dick eater!
Jug: That's why I got this bitch wit me...[drops Bitch]
Wolverine: [Claws] WEST SIDE MUTHAFUCKA!

[switches to view of Gladiator flying down from space]
Jug: What the fuck?!
[Switches to first person view of Gladiator]
Gladiator: Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jug: Cappin planet!? Aww, I think I see cappin planet! I don't give a FUCK! I'm the Juggernaut, he can't FUCK wit me!
[Gladiator is still flying...ughh..]
Gladiator: Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhuahaaaaaaaaaaa
Jug: Gon tell me get some toothpaste?
Pimp: Colgate for the Juggernaut, ain't that a bitch?
Ketchup: To the four winds.....
[Gladiator lands in middle of crowd]
Gladiator: Captain CAAAVE MAYAYAYAAAN!!
Wolverine: Who the fuck is this goliath lookin' muthafucka?
Gladiator: Look at my biceps!
Jug: Who the fuck is he?! I dunno, he better not be fuckin' with Juggernaut, PUSSY!
[Ketchup bows down to Gladiator]
Gladiator: Mm you bow down to me now you BLOW ME! YOU! Blow me! Notice all these people behind me they will all Marvel behind my behemoth DICK.
Ketchup: Look Goliath... er..... Im sorreyher..
Gladiator: You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk.
Bitch: Aww, shit I told you for the last time I ain't goin' out witcho ugly goliath looking muthafuckin' ass!
Gladiator: I will fuck you tonight, you shut up! Now, where is this Juggernaut muthafucka? I will crush him with my hand.
Jug: YOU CANT BE SERIOUS! THIS MUTHAFUCKAS TALKIN BOUT MEE?! I'ma beat the shit--get the fuck out mah way, FUCK! [Jug pushes people out of his way and punches Gladiator in the stomach. Gladiator is not amused.]
Jug: Oh shit! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm scared of heights!
[Gladiator picks up Jug]
Gladiator: Gimme this puny ass....Yeah, TEARWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Gladiator chucks Jug away]
Jug while flying away: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! But I'm the juggernaut biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch...
Raincoat: GawwwdAYM! I wanna get FUCKED!

I'm going to rest in peace now.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very keen analyisis, except you made a few mistakes. I've lsited them in bolded, with extra sentances to help show where they're at.

omfgpie wrote:
Ketchup: Hah, ain't that a bitch, I'm ketchup muthafucka! MUSTARD! Zap yo dumb ass! Bow down to a true pimp, bitch!
[Pimp gets zapped]
Pimp: Cough..it hurt it muthafucka..
Ketchup: I don't give a damn..I'm made outta laffy taffy muthafucka...this is a fuckin stripper..
Ketchup: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT! (No "BITCH")
[Jug picks up Ketchup]
Jug: Got yo dumb ass! What the fuck was that? [Ketchup is shooting Jug] They shootin' me! I'm the juggernaut! I'm gonna kill 'im, I'm gon' rape 'im, I'm gon' eat his fuckin' costume, just wait!

Ketchup: Shut up, bitch! [zap] [Bitch falls to floor]
Jug, Pimp: Damn, hahaha!
Bitch: Ah, you muthafucka! I'ma whoop yo ass!
Ketchup: Now you can make a choice, I can either take this shit, or you can give it to me willingly.
Bitch: I want it, I want it willingly..
Ketchup: Oh, I know you do you dirty bitch.
Bitch: I want it
Jug: I'm the Juggernaut, I'm ready to fuck! I been ready to fuck, my suits so tight!

Pimp: You know what muthafucka, you gonna get hurt by mah pimp cane when we're in 'nother!
Banshee: Not as long as I'm wearin' these Jamaican colors! Theres no way you can harm me!
[Lots of people yelling now, fight scene]

Jug: Jugs got Juuuugs!
Pimp: Let's go! We gonna get away with mah pimp cane!
Jug: As long as I got my suit on..
[Ketchup throws a bomb at the X-Men, All three walking out of hall]
X-men: Commence explosion dodgin'! HUAA!

Pimp: Colgate for the Juggernaut, ain't that a bitch?
Ketchup: *Somthing * To the four winds.....
[Goliath lands in middle of crowd]

Jug: YOU CANT BE SERIOUS! THIS MUTHAFUCKAS TALKIN BOUT MEE?! I'ma beat the shit--get the fuck out mah way, FUCK! [Jug pushes people out of his way and punches Goliath in the stomach. Goliath is not amused.]
Jug: Oh shit! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm scared of heights! [Goliath picks up Jug]
Goliath: Gimme this puny-ass *somthing* Yeah, TEARWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Goliath chucks Jug away]
Jug while flying away: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! But I'm the juggernaut biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch...


BTW, great naming. "Ketchup", I'm gonna call my friend that, since he's been to New Zealand where they have 'Tomato Sauce' instead.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the fixes, Simon. I'm gonna edit them in now.

Wait I listened on the part where Juggernaut first picks up Ketchup..it doesn't CLEARLY say Bitch, it's more like bi-hihistch!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy with the pimpcane is Black Tom Cassidy.
The name of the guy at the end isn't Goliath. It's Gladiator.

The Shi'ar woman is Lilandri Neramani.
I have no idea who the red suit guy is. He looks like Doctor Polaris with a gun.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, who's the Shi'ar woman?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The Bitch"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, hehe :p
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jug: Naw, but I'm 'bout to kill this bitch! I'm bout to fuck 'er in the head, BLOW her brains out! 'Cause I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, bitch! I'ma break in half hahaa...
Pimp: Juggernaut, I got a feelin' somethin' wrong with you


I laughed my fucking head off. the thing is its 2:33 in the morning so i almost woke my pa up.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, Jug does say 'bitch' in the first line...

And stick to Omfg's names peoples! NOTHING is better than being named Ketchup!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wait, what does Jug say in the first line?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah it's the Juggernaut Bitch!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, I already said he said Bitch..
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There some parts that need t obe fixed.... ill do it when io get back or tomarrow Smile
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He actually says that in the movie. LOL Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol the guy who did Juggernauts voice sounded like a ghetto Randy Savage. Lol! "Snap into a slim jim! ohh yeah!!" =P
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny funny funny

I would say something about being the Juggernaut followed by a degorgatory word, but you guys seem to have that covered. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok all corrections are in bold


[Charles gets thrown into wall]
Juggernaut: Yeah, it's the Juggernaut, bitch! Yeah, Charles I beat the shit outcha!
[Bitch starts pounding on Jug]
Jug: Get off me bitch, who the fuck are ya? Fucks wrong witchoo. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
Bitch: Aw, you muthafucka. Ima whoop yo ass!
Juggernaut: Silly bitch, yo weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who the fuck I am? I AM THE JUGGERNAUT!
Charles: Hey! Hey, yo momma dresses you up funny!
Jug: SHUT the fuck up Charles, I'ma beat cho ass, HUAAA! [Throws bed at charles]
[Charles Ducks] Charles: Too fast for you!
Jug: You better run, Charles! [Bitch starts shooting Jug]
Jug: Get that shit out mah face bitch, don't you know who the fuck I am?
Aww, she's fuckin' with mah helmet! I got this shit in fourth grade..OH NOO! [Jugs helmet falls off] My faace..
Jug: PIMPSMACK yo ass, Bitch! [Bitch gets pimpsmacked. Bitch.]
[Jug picks up Bitch]
Jug: You're mah hooker now...now it's time for me to take mah prize. I'm gonna rape you bitch! You ready? You ready? You ready, huh bitch? You ready bitch?
[Charles starts chanting at Jug]
Jug: SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES! Shut the fuck up! Charles, NOOO!
[Charles shoots a mind thing at Jug]
Charles, you got mah head, I'm the juggernaut bi-i-itch...
[Jug is trippin' off acid]
Jug: Chahls! What the fuck is this shit?! Aww, I'm trippin' off acid! Sumn told me not to kick it wif em spidermonkeys.
Charles: You no gui gui hai ze dao, You no gui gui hai ze dao...
[Pimp shoots Charles in back]
Pimp: Gotcha bitch! Mmm, yeah, now what muthafucka? Got mah pimp cane, bitch!
[Shoots bitch]
Shut up bitch!
Jugs: Shes gonna be one of yo hookas
Jug: This bitch looks like the punisher
Jug: Yeah, got mah helmet back! [Jug gets his helmet back]
Pimp: Ahh now I help you out muthafucka, now where's my fitty bucks? You know you owe me, muthafucka, for the last time.
Jug: Muthafucka, I custom made yo suit! Don't you see what the fuck I'm wearin'? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
Pimp: I don't give a fuck who the fuck you are you big lookin motha fucka.
[Jug picks up Charles]
Jug: Don't you know, I will beat the shit outcho ass, Charles! I will beat the shit out you wit charles, as a matter of fact! I don't give a fuck, I'm the juggernaut BIIITCHHH!
[Jug throws Charles out window]

[screen goes to pimp on top of castle]
Pimp: Yeah, yeah, just love lookin' over the city in this muthafucka with my pimp cane, hell yeah..
Ketchup: Goddamn rape yeah...
Pimp: Who said that shit? Nigga don't you know who I am?
Pimp: whadda fuck?
[Ketchup's spaceship lands]
Ketchup: Who said it, was me! My muthafuckin' space ship! This is a dodge! See this fuckin crimson red shit I wearin'?
Pimp: Who the fuck are you you red lookin' muthafuckin'...mustard lookin..
Ketchup: Hah, ain't that a bitch, I'm ketchup muthafucka! MUSTARD! Zap yo dumb ass! Bow down to a true pimp, bitch!
[Pimp gets zapped]
Pimp: Cough..it hurt it muthafucka..
Ketchup: I don't give a damn..I'm made outta laffy taffy muthafucka...this is a fuckin stripper..
Ketchup: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BI-HIhistch!
[Jug picks up Ketchup]
Jug: Got yo dumb ass! What the fuck was that? [Ketchup is shooting Jug] They shootin' me! I'm the juggernaut! I'm gonna kill 'im, I'm gon' rape 'im, I'm gon' eat his fuckin' costume, just wait!
Pimp: Fuck 'em up, nigga!
Jug: Fuck that, oh what the hell is he doin'?!? [Ketchup presses button on fist]
Jug: What the fuck is this shit?!
[Assholes start shooting Juggernaut]
Jug: You can't harm me, are you a fuckin' ass?
Jug: Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am, I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! IMA HIT YOU WICHO OWN PIMP!
[Jug throws Ketchup at assholes]
Jug: I'm bad I'ma baddest muthafucka' on the world. Have you ever seen a costume like mine?
[Pimp is getting up]
Pimp: Ughh, just finish him off already, stop talkin'
Jug: Comb yo' beard , I don't wanna hear that shit!
Pimp: Hey, you crimson lookin' muthafucka' That's right I said crimson..
Jug: Ohh I'm ready to beat his ass..[Jug pounds fists]
Ketchup: What the fuck I don't....[screen fades to black]

[screen goes to Pimp's giant castle]
Pimp: Welcome to lifestyles of the rich and famous! That's right bitches, mah crib. Ohh man, look at all this money, Hell Yes! Sellin' 'em hoes is easy as HELL!
Ketchup: Man I don't sell hoes, I sell candy. Can't you see my fuckin' outfit? I'm a part-time stripper, AND I do hearrrh...Fuck's wrong witchoo.
Pimp: Man, I don't wanna hear that shit, man. Just count the money already before Juggernauts ass shows up--
[Jug shows up carrying Bitch tied in chair]
Jug: OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! AND I GOT A BITCH WIT ME! YESSIR we gonna have a fuckin' RAPE party!--
Pimp: Why you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room you stupid lookin motha fucka... shit?
Jug: Man, I'm the goddamn Juggernaut! Can't you see how tight my outfit is?! I have to, that's the only way I can Breathe! If I don't do--
Ketchup: Shut up, bitch! [gun zap] [Bitch falls to floor]
Jug, Pimp: Damn, hahaha!
Bitch: Ah, you muthafucka! I'ma whoop yo ass!
Ketchup: Now you can make a choice, I can either take this shit, or you can give it to me willingly.
Bitch: I want it, I want it willingly..
Ketchup: Oh, I know you do you dirty bitch.
Bitch: I want it..
Jug: I'm the Juggernaut, I'm ready to fuck! I been ready to fuck, my suits so tight!
Ketchup: [Stands up] I don't even need no condom look at what my outfits made out of... Yeah, that's right.. Look real close... Daze and Be amazed at the size, the sheer strength.. oh..[Screen fades to black]
[Fades back to normal]
Ketchup: Look the size of my gun, bitch! Think that's somethin', wait 'till I take off this LATEX! Show you some REAL pistol, BITCH! [Gun zap]
[Goes to a flickering image of Charles]
Pimp, Jug, or Ketchup: What the fuck, Charles?
Charles: Wuaaaaaaaah!
[Everybody snickers]
[switches back to three cool guys]
Ketchup: Ah, I wonder what the fuck is on T.V. tonight...
Pimp: Did you kill the bitch? Did ya?
Jug: Naw, but I'm 'bout to kill this bitch! I'm bout to fuck 'er in the head, BLOW her brains out! 'Cause I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, bitch! I'ma break in half hahaa...
Pimp: Juggernaut, I got a feelin' somethin' wrong with you.
[Screen fades up away]


[Hall is shaking around, debris falling]
Jug: And in this corner, the world weight champion, the Juggernaut, BITCH! Why the fuck is this shit fallin'?
Pimp: The hells goin' on?
Jug: Fuck is wrong with this bitch? What the fuck is wrong with her hair? Everybody's wonderin'..
Pimp: Who the hells up there, nigga? Go get the gun, and cap 'dem foo's. RIGHT NOW!
Jug: Man, fuck that shit! I'm the goddamn juggernaut! I been waitin' for this shit all my motherfuckin' life!
Jug: Me catch me a—Auhhh!
[Wall explodes, X-Men come through]
X-Man: What up, monamee?
Banshee: You muthafucka's shoulda never step foot in our side of the neighborhood!
Jug: This muthafucka' try to fuck up my suit!
Pimp/Ketchup: I'ma fuck you up with my pimp cane!/Shoot 'em up!
[Pimp and Ketchup shoot some shit.]
Pimp: Blastin' in this shit!
X-Men/Ketchup: Laser dodgin!/Pistol Cane...
Jug: These muthafucka's ripped my suit!
X-Man: You muthafucka—Ohh, shit! Take this bitch![throws a bomb]
[Ketchup and Pimp get hit]
Jug: Mmm, hit my latex!
Raincoat: Yeahhh!
Jug/Raincoat: Oh it's time baby!/Ohh, shit!
[Raincoat is scurrying around Jug]
Jug: I like yo fuckin'--I like yo raincoat bitch! You cant run! You can't run, I'm the Juggernaut!
White Hair: My pussy's tingling!
White Hair: Don't worry sugar! UHH! [White hair flies into Jug]
Jug: Oh dis bitch is strong, but I like 'em strong....
[Jug and White Hair plow through three walls]
WOLVERINE BITCH!: Hey, what up? How 'bout I take this shit off you know.. Make you—OHH! [Wolverine gets hit by Pimp Cane]
Pimp: Fuck you with mah pimp cane, nigga! Take another one! [Another Pimp blast]
[Banshee jumps in front of Wolverine, blocking attack]
Banshee: Ahhh my chest... My bloody chest... My outfit..
Pimp: You know what muthafucka, you gonna get hurt by mah pimp cane when we're in 'nother!
Banshee: Not as long as I'm wearin' these Jamaican colors! Theres no way you can't harm me!
[Lots of people yelling now, fight scene]
“you can't harm me more than ye”(Shaba!)
“Shut up fweeky!”
“Oh, watch yo back!”
"Go globetrotter up in this bitch!”
Jug: You can't run! You can't run! You can't run 'cause I'm the Juggernaut![picks up rock] And I'm gonna, oh I'm gon' take this th--
Raincoat: Feel the wrath of the daughter of red heart muthaFUCKAAA! [Throws Firecrackers at Jug's head]
Jug: Oh shes throwin' firecrackers at me, this bitch must be crazy...
White hair: [on the ground] What the fuck?
Jug: This bitch must not know IM THE JUGGERNAUT! YOU Don't know, YOU DON'T KNOW! [Drops rock on White Hair]
White hair: Aww shit! C'mon sugar we gotta get outta here! [Flies away with Raincoat]
[Jug is running after them, punches a rock toward them]
Jug: Dont worry, don't worry!
[Rock hits White Hair, dropping Raincoat]
White Hair: Ohh!
[X-man is standing over Ketchup]
X-man: Bow down to a true monamEEEE![White hair hits X-Man]
Jug: The fuckin' juggernauts back! IM THE JUGGERNAUT!
Ketchup: The fucks wrong witchoo juggernaut.
Jug: I dunno... get the bitch.
Bitch: Aw fuck, ah get me outta here! Ah, yeah, hell yeah my breasts are good fo' sumthin.. oh shit!
Jug: haaha..FUCK you think you goin'?
Jug: Jugs got yaaaaAAAaa!
Pimp: Let's go! We gonna get away with mah pimp cane!
Jug: As long as I got my suit on..
[Ketchup throws a bomb at the X-Men, All three walking out of hall]
X-men: Commence explosion dodgin'! HUAA!

White hair: End of the road, dick eater!
Jug: That's why I got this bitch wit me...[drops Bitch]
Wolverine: [Claws] WEST SIDE MUTHAFUCKA!

[switches to view of Gladiator flying down from space]
Jug: What the fuck?!
[Switches to first person view of Gladiator]
Gladiator: Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jug: Cappin planet!? Aww, I think I see cappin planet! I don't give a FUCK! I'm the Juggernaut, he can't FUCK wit me!
[Gladiator is still flying...ughh..]
Gladiator: Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhuahaaaaaaaaaaa
Jug: Gon tell me get some toothpaste?
Pimp: Colgate for the Juggernaut, ain't that a bitch?
Ketchup: To the four winds.....
[Gladiator lands in middle of crowd]
Gladiator: Captain CAAAVE MAYAYAYAAAN!!
Wolverine: Who the fuck is this goliath lookin' muthafucka?
Gladiator: Look at my biceps!
Jug: Who the fuck is he?! I dunno, he better not be fuckin' with Juggernaut, PUSSY!
[Ketchup bows down to Gladiator]
Gladiator: Mm you bow down to me now you BLOW ME! YOU! Blow me! Notice all these people behind me they will all Marvel behind my behemoth DICK.
Ketchup: Look Goliath... er..... Im sorreyher..
Gladiator: You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk.
Bitch: Aww, shit I told you for the last time I ain't goin' out witcho ugly goliath looking muthafuckin' ass!
Gladiator: I will fuck you tonight, you shut up! Now, where is this Juggernaut muthafucka? I will crush him with my hand.
Jug: YOU CANT BE SERIOUS! THIS MUTHAFUCKAS TALKIN BOUT MEE?! I'ma beat the shit--get the fuck out mah way, FUCK! [Jug pushes people out of his way and punches Gladiator in the stomach. Gladiator is not amused.]
Jug: Oh shit! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm scared of heights!
[Gladiator picks up Jug]
Gladiator: Gimme this puny ass hand....Yeah, TEARWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Gladiator chucks Jug away]
Jug while flying away: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! But I'm the juggernaut biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch...
Raincoat: GawwwdAYM! I wanna get FUCKED!


Some of the changes i got cause im usin this awsome soundcard so everythings more crisp lol but yeah those are some of the finds and changes i made... theres some more but i cant quitemake them out
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give me your soundcard.

You're not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, it doesn't work that way...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if I gave it to Simon slowly? >.>
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMFG. Just how bored WERE you guys? I know it rained most of the weekend, but really....
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AmberEyez wrote:
OMFG. Just how bored WERE you guys? I know it rained most of the weekend, but really....


I made that thing like a couple months ago. And I might've been a little bored, but an amazing thing like the Juggernaut deserves a script.
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