I am the goddamn juggernaut!

[Pieh]

Don't you even know who I AM?? I AM THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT, BIIITCH!

NSFW. Unless you got headphones.
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[Kurosaki Ichigo]

That was amazingly funny.
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[Pieh]

I zap you wif mah pimp cane!
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[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Mmm. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Be amazed. Be amazed at the size and sheer strength. Yeah.


Look at the size of my gun!
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[Pieh]

Oh, oh yeah, my breasts are good for sumthin..
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[Sal]

comence explosion dodging!
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i have no time for anal love

[Digitaaliklosetti]

Wins for Doomed Megalopolis reference.
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bitchez n hose

[Pieh]

Booyes.

PIMPSMACK YO ASS, BITCHHH!

I don't even need no condom look at what my outfits made outta....

man, I'm gonna watch this like 5 times a day.
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[Corporal Waffle]

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

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[Telveryon]

Sorry, but I couldn't help it...
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^Don't click the picture!
Medieval speak doth be a trademark of Telveryon & Telveryon_Recites Inc.

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

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[Pieh]

erm...how did this turn into this?

anyway, I'm too lazy to search for a YA WAI pic, so, meh.
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[Sal]

you're too lazy with your pimp cane...
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[Aramor]

Watch it, or he'll pimpsmack yo ass bitch!!!
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[Pieh]

I'm gonna rape ya bietch. You ready? You ready? You ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you ready? you readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

This is my favorite line:

Oh, what the hells he doin? What da fuck is dis shit? you can't harm me, are you a fuckin ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am, I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! IMA HIT YOU WIF YOUR OWN PIEMP!
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[Simon_Says]

"I'm ketchup mother fucker! Mustard! ZAP YO DUMB ASS!" and "Now where is this jugganaut mothafucka. I will crush him with my hand!" were the best lines. Ever.
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[Pieh]

I loved the mustard thing too. :D
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[Kurosaki Ichigo]

I'm made outta laffy taffy motherfucka.
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[Pieh]

oh man I watched it again and now I don't have a favorite line. I LOVE THEM ALL.
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[Sal]

"who's this goliath looking motherfucker?" and it's wolverine who says that, he's always the coolest.

oh, yes and "my chest... my outfit..." - banshee was always a puss.
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[Pieh]

Get ready for a total wastage of spare time:

"Yeah, it's the Juggernaut, bitch! Yeah, Charles I beat the shit outcha!"
"Get off me bitch, who the fuck are ya? Fuck's wrong witchoo. I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
"aw, you muthafucka, Ima whoop yo ass!"
"Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who the fuck I am? I AM THE JUGGERNAUT!"
"Hey! Hey, yo momma dresses you up funny!
"SHUT the fuck up charles, I'ma beat cho ass, HUAAA!"
"Too fast for you!"
"You better run, Charles!"
"Get that shit out mah face bitch, don't you know who the fuck I am?"
"aww, she's fuckin with mah helmet! I got this shit in fourth grade, OH NOO! My faace.."
"PIMPSMACK yo ass, Bitch!"
"you're mah hooker now....now it's time for me to take mah prize. I'm gonna rape you bitch! You ready? You ready? You ready, huh bitch? You ready bitch?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES! Shut the fuck up! Charles, NOOO!"
"charles, you got mah headd, I'm the juggernaut bi-i-itch..."
"Chahls! What the fuck is this shit?! Aww, I'm trippin' off acid! Sumn told me not to kick it wif em spidersab? ( I couldn't hear this part good)"
"*uhh, some sorta chanty thing. Couldn't hear this clearly either*"
"Gotcha bitch! Mmmm, yeah, now what muthafucka? Got mah pimp cane, bitch!"
"Shut up bitch!"
"yeah, got mah helmet back!"
"ahh now I help you out muthafucka, now where's my fitty bucks, you know you owe me, muthafucka for the last time."
"Muthafucka, I custom made yo suit! Don't you see what the fuck I'm wearin'? I'm the juggernaut bitch!"
"I don't give a fuck who the fuck you are."
"Don't you know, I will beat the shit outcho ass charles! I will beat the shit out you wit charles, as a matter of fact! I don't give a fuck, I'm the juggernaut BIIITCHHH!"

"Yeah, yeah, just love lookin over the city in this muthafucka with my pimpcane, hell yeah.."
"Goddamn rape yeah"
"Who said that shit? Nigga don't you know who I am?"
"whadda fuck?"
"who said it, was me! my muthafuckin space ship! This is a dodge! See this fuckin crimson red shit I wearin?"
"who the fuck are you you red lookin muthafuckin...mustard lookin.."
"Hah, ain't that a bitch, I'm ketchup muthafucka, MUSTARD! Zap yo dumb ass! Bow down to a true pimp, bitch!"
"cough..it hurt it muthafucka.."
"I don't give a damn, I'm made outta laffy taffy muthafucka...this is a fuckin stripper.."
"OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"
"Got yo dumb ass! What the fuck was that? They shootin me! I'm the juggernaut! I'm gonna kill 'im, I'm gon rape him, I'm gon eat his fuckin costume, just wait!"
"fuck im up, nigga!"
"fuck that, oh what the hell is he doin'?!? What the fuck is this shit?!"
"You can't harm me, are you a fuckin ass?"
"do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am, I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! IMA HIT YOU WITH YO OWN PIMP!"
"I'm baad I'ma baddest muthafucka on the worrrld. Have you ever seen a costume like mine?"
"ughh just finish him off already, stop talkin"
"Comb yo beard , I don wanna hear that shit!"
"hey you crimson lookin muthafucka thats right i said crimson.."
"ohh I'm ready to beat his ass.."
"what the fuck I dont...."

"Welcome to lifestyles of the rich and famouus! That's right bitches, mah crib. ohh man look at all this money, sellin em hoes is easy as HELL!"
"man I dont see no hoes, I see a tandy. can't you see my outfit, I'm a part time stripper, AND I do hearrrh..fuck's wrong witchoo."
"Man, I don't wanna hear that shit, man. Just count the money already before juggernauts ass shows up--"
"OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! AND I GOT A BITCH WIT ME! YESSIR we gonna have a fuckin RAPE party!"
"Why do you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room?"
"man I'm the goddamn juggernaut, cant you see how tight my outfit is?!? I have to, thats the only way I can Breathe! If I dont do--"
"shut up, bitch! *zap*"
"dayam, hahahaha"
"ah you muthafucka, I'ma whoop yo ass!"
"now you can make a choice, I can either take this shit, or you can give it to me willingly.."
"I want it, I want it willingly.."
"oh i know you do you dirty bitch.."
"I'm the juggernaut, I'm ready to fuck! I been ready to fuck, my suits so tight!"
"I dont even need no condom look at what my outfits made outta...yeah, thats right..look real close...be amazed at the size, the sheer strength..oh.."
"look the size of my gun, bitch. think thats sumthin, wait till I take off this LATEX show you some REAL pistol, BITCH!"
".....what the fuck, charles?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
"ah, I wonder what the fuck is on tv tonight..."
"Did you kill the bitch? did ya?"
"nauuh, but I'm bout to kill this bitch, I'm bout to fuck er in the head, BLOW her brains out! cause I'm the goddamn juggernaut bitch, I'ma break in hallf huahaaa..."
"juggernaut, I got a feelin sumthin wrong with you."

"and in this corner the world weight champion, the Juggernaut, BITch! Why the fuck is this shit fallin?"
"The fucks goin on?"
"fucks wrong with this bitch?"
"What the hells wrong with our hall?"
"who the hells up there, nigga? Go get the gun, and cap dem foo's, RIGHT NOW!"
"man, fuck that shit, I'm the goddamn juggernaut, I been waitin for this shit all my motherfuckin life!"
"go catch me som--AHHHH!"
"what up, monamee(wtf)"
"you muthafuckas shoulda never set foot in our side of the neighborhood."
"this muthafucka try to fuck up my suit!"
"I'ma fuck you up with my pimp cane! Blastin in this shit!"
"laser dodgin!"
"these muthafuckas ripped my suit!"
"you muthafucka-ohh! take this bitch!"
"mmm, hit my latex!"
"yeahhh!"
"oh its time baby! I like yo fuckin--I like yo raincoat bitch! You cant run You can't run, I'm the juggernaut"
"don't worry sugar! UHH!"
"oh dem bitch is strong, but I like em strong...."
"hey, what up? How bout I take this shit off you know..make you--OHH!"
"fuck you with mah pimp cane, nigga! take another one!"
"ahhh my chest...my bloody chest...my outfit.."
"you know what muthafucka, you gonna get hurt by mah pimp cane when we're in nother!"
"not as long as I'm wearin' these jamaican colors! Theres no way you can run wit me!"
"you can't harm me more than ye"
"Shut up fweeky!"
"go globetrotter up in this bitch!"
"you cant run! You cant run! you cant run cause I'm the juggernaut! and I'm gonna, oh I'm gon take this th--"
"Feel the wrath of the daughter of red heart muthaFUCKAAA!"
"oh shes throwin firecrackers at me, this bitch must be crazy..this bitch must not know IM THE JUGGERNAUT! YOU dont know, YOU DONT KnOW!"
"aww shit! cmon sugar we gotta get outta here!"
"dont worry dont worry!"
"ohh!"
"Bow down to a true monamEEEE!"
"the fuckin juggernauts back! IM THE JUGGERNAUT!"
"the fucks wrong witchoo juggernaut."
"I dunno...get the bitch."
"aw fuck, ah get me outta here! Ah, yeah, hell yeah my breasts are good fo sumthin..oh shit!"
"haaha..FUCK you think you goin'? Jugs got Juuuugs!"
"lets go! We could get away with mah pimp cane!"
"as long as I got my suit on.."
"Commence explosion dodgin'! HUAA!"

"End of the road, dick eater!"
"...thats why I got this bitch wit me."
"WEST SIDE MUTHAFUCKA!"

"what the fuck?!"
"werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"cappin planet!? Aww, I think I see cappin planet, I dont give a FUCK! I'm the juggernaut, he cant FUCK wit me!"
"Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhuahaaaaaaaaaaa"
"gon tell me get some toothpaste?"
"colgate for the juggernaut, aint that a bitch?"
"the far winds....."
"captain CAWAWAYWAYAAAVE MAAAAAAAAN!
"who the fuck is this goliath lookin muthafucka?"
"look at my biceps!"
"who the fuck is he?! I dunno, he better not be fuckin with juggernaut, PUSSY!"
"mm you bow down to me now you BLOW ME! YOU! Blow me! Notice all these people behind me they will all marvel behind my behemoth DICK."
"look goliath...er.....Im sorreyher.."
"You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk."
"aww, shit I told you for the last time I ain't goin out witcho goliath looking muthafuckin ass"
"I will fuck you tonight, you shut up! Now, where is this juggernaut muthafucka? I will crush him with my haand."
"YOU CANT BE SERIOUS! THIS MUTHAFUCKAS TALKIN BOUT MEE?! I'ma beat the shit--get the fuck out mah way, FUCK!"
"oh shit! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm scared!"
"yeah, TEARWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! But I'm the juggernaut biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch..."
"GawwwdAYM! I wanna get FUCKD!"

That's it. I've done everything I can possibly do in my life. I'm gonna go kill myself now.
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[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Ha, awesome. Well done.
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[Sal]

[Aramor]

It would've been better if you added stuff like uhm... who said what...
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