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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:08 am    Post subject: oh those pandas... Reply with quote

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'

the Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

at this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street.

the manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:

'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: oh those pandas... Reply with quote

Oldie but goodie. Smile

The Huge Wing Wong wrote:
the manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.

When do you think we're going to have to start updating these jokes for the times? Maybe it should be "and consults Wikipedia". Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing that's so fucking cute! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're cute...

Anyhoo, that one was awesome!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:26 am    Post subject: Re: oh those pandas... Reply with quote

The Huge Wing Wong wrote:
Eats shoots and leaves.'


heard it some time ago (in linguistics classes!). it's still funny, though.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:05 am    Post subject: Re: oh those pandas... Reply with quote

jennif wrote:
Oldie but goodie. Smile

Shouldn't it have been "Oldie but goldie." Witchever way it may be, I still agree!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
You're cute...


awwwwwwwww...you're so sweet!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what this forum should be? some anti-panda propaganda?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that you mentioned it, that may very well be! But on the other hand our resident Panda Shogun seems to like it!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now that you mentioned it, that may very well be! But on the other hand our resident Panda Shogun seems to like it!


Yes, he likes everything linked to violence.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, he likes everything linked to violence.

Point!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't find this funny four years ago and I didn't find it funny now.

Maybe I'm just different.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2-0 for Digit.

Mr D is owning!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
2-0 for Digit.

Mr D is owning!

Wait, what? What the hell was that for? I just said I didn't like the joke.

You guys have a tendency to overreact, you know.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I know.. you didn't like the joke. Just another random post.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
angelus_raptor wrote:
2-0 for Digit.

Mr D is owning!

Wait, what? What the hell was that for? I just said I didn't like the joke.

You guys have a tendency to overreact, you know.


I've NEVER FUCKING OVERREACTED EVER DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH BEFORE YOU MAKE FUCKING STATEMENTS ROAR!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's rawr. Nitpick over.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roar is older than rawr. but rawr is also old now. SO ROAR IS NEW!

What's that called again? Retro?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tetno?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

toe-may-toe
toe-mah-toe

okay, really.. who says tomato the second way now?!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hobbits.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
angelus_raptor wrote:
2-0 for Digit.

Mr D is owning!

Wait, what? What the hell was that for? I just said I didn't like the joke.

You guys have a tendency to overreact, you know.


Yes, haven't you noticed? You seem to attract groupie-like followers on this forum...

Must be that manly chest of yours.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Must be that manly chest of yours.


Roar...
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