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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now, Ipsa. She can read and write ancient Greek and Latin and speak wiz a germaaan aaaaksent venever she's ze graaammar nazi.

She's hot, don't you think so, Khushi?


yes, that IS remarkable.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
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Now, Ipsa. She can read and write ancient Greek and Latin and speak wiz a germaaan aaaaksent venever she's ze graaammar nazi.

She's hot, don't you think so, Khushi?


yes, that IS remarkable.


This is the best topic ever Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I beg to differ. Any thread with this: somewhere on the page is ruined.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ that calls for a change of avatar
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, you're the one who missed this one >: (

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<3 i missed that one.


see?

Simon_Says wrote:
I beg to differ. Any thread with this: somewhere on the page is ruined.


aww shucks *blush*
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know what i said. i didn't say i WANTED you to change it.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh...it sounded like it >_>

anyway, I learned that vitaminwater=orgasms in a bottle.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, it's really not decent to tell what gets you off in front of a lady.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She wasn't right in front of me though. And if you tried it, you'd totally get an orgasm too >_>
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know... jerking of with a bottle... don't think it'll do it for me...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its not my fault I have a fetish for bottles ;_;
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, now I understand alcohol abuse... you simply rape the bottles...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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its not my fault I have a fetish for bottles ;_;

Hm. Bottle = phallic imagery -->?!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well DUH.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I'm not so sure about the "unknowingly" part of my post in the unhappy-topic anymore...
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hm. Bottle = phallic imagery -->?!



Oh yeah... now I understand why all my female students are sitting in class with one of those in front of them...



Edit: so that's what I learned today, then.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know the enscription of the Ring by heart


as do i. i speak english, some spanish, a few phrases in french, some japanese, and a tidbit of Elvish and a teeny bit of Rohirrim.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know Rohirrim? TEACH ME!!!

Marry me while you're at it... please?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i said i know only a TEENY bit of Rohirrim. and im considering the marriage offer...a predator/alien and LOTR nut, basically what im looking for in a guy...
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well... I can always drop by after school to help you with studying Rohirrim... that way we'd both improve our Rohirrim language skills plus we'd get to know each other before we finally say the aydoo's... ofcourse... I'd have to fly all the way to your place all the time...
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds cool. hey, we could do the ceremony in Elvish and/or Rohirrim! the preist could do the long speech thingy in Rohirrim and we could do our vows in Elvish. of course, we'll need to decide on either Sindarin or Quenya...muy simpatico, dont ya think?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well... uhm... can't I do my vow in the Black Speech of Mordor? Caus I'm slightly more attracted to the evil in the world of Middle-Earth than the nice guys... cept Legolas... and Aragorn... and Faramir... and Boromir... and Merry... and Eowyn... and that chick in the Glittering Caves... those are all benefitial bonuses to being on the good side...
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I learned that speaking Monty Python-style-cockney is a hell of a lot of fun, and instantly makes any joke funnier.

Allow, wot's oh this then?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ah, now I understand alcohol abuse... you simply rape the bottles...


good god.. never will i ever let you two buy me drinks! *puke*
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try this new-fangled milk...drink...
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