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Nyah
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| F R O S T wrote: | | Im probly the youngest of us here. |
Hmm, I highly doubt that... |
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:56 pm Post subject: Re: Worst... Movie... Ever... made |
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| Crotchfire wrote: | | So, what do you all think is the worst movie ever made? |
It's a real toss-up between Mission To Mars and Species II |
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject: Re: Worst... Movie... Ever... made |
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| sardine wrote: | | Crotchfire wrote: | | So, what do you all think is the worst movie ever made? |
It's a real toss-up between Mission To Mars and Species II |
Species II wasn't that bad...
HENSTRIDGE BOOBIES!!! OMFGWTFBBQROFLOL!!!1!TWO!
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| Holly wrote: | | The general consensus is Manos: The Hands Of Fate |
Isn't that the 1960s film that the producers made as a dare and then forgot to add the starting credits, so nothing happens for the first 5 or so minutes? Never seen it, but heard about it from someone who did.
Another atrocious film was The Avengers. I wisely never saw this dog (so I cannot claim it as my worst) but one of the movie theatres here in Vancouver (the Dunbar) was actually running it for free during it's one-week run. The cinema manager was quoted as saying that it would be embarrissing to charge admission for such an awful movie. |
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| daniel wrote: | | I've never seen a movie more bad than Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation. |
But...but it like, totally launched the careers of Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey!!!
| Aramor wrote: | | sardine wrote: | | Crotchfire wrote: | | So, what do you all think is the worst movie ever made? |
It's a real toss-up between Mission To Mars and Species II |
Species II wasn't that bad...
HENSTRIDGE BOOBIES!!! OMFGWTFBBQROFLOL!!!1!TWO! |
Heh. If you know the exact 8 frames to look for, you can see my back, way in the distance, in Species 2. It was a pretty crappy movie. I wonder if it had anything to do with the fact that the director couldn't speak a lick of English.
My vote for worst movie ever... hmmm... just go read this list.
Just in skimming it, I think almost every movie mentioned in this thread is on it.
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| Shinitra wrote: | | Heh. If you know the exact 8 frames to look for, you can see my back, way in the distance, in Species 2. |
Sweet... what else have you done that would make us all be in aw of you more? Snog Orlando Bloom?
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Catwoman
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| Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject: Re: Worst... Movie... Ever... made |
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| Crotchfire wrote: | So, what do you all think is the worst movie ever made?
I vote for the first Batman Movie, the one made in 1972 that has Adam West. Seriously, if you've sit through that whole movie, you deserve a prize. |
Hey! I liked that movie. Of course, it helps that I was 9 at the time...brings back fond memories... |
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Ah good old shark repellant bat spray
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Lord of the Rings, there, I said it.
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| Colos Swarez wrote: | | Lord of the Rings, there, I said it. |
BURN IN HELL HEATHEN!
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| Nothing can repel the stupidity that is Nukie(a whiney-ass alien looks for her brother/sister/bitch, and gets sent to africa), not even the blatant advertising in Mac & Me |
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QueenofEville
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| Aramor wrote: | | Shinitra wrote: | | Heh. If you know the exact 8 frames to look for, you can see my back, way in the distance, in Species 2. |
Sweet... what else have you done that would make us all be in aw of you more? Snog Orlando Bloom? |
The closest I got to snogging someone famous... well, I used to date one of the CGI guys at Foundation Imaging (they did effects for Bab5, then Voyager, then other stuff). Oh, and I picked up Jerry Doyle, the guy who played Garibaldi on Bab5 in the bar at a hotel where he was a guest at a con. But we just danced.
And, I'm only 3 steps in the Kevin Bacon game:
Me and Mykelti Williamson in Species II.
Mykelti Williamson and Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.
Tom Hanks and Kevin Bacon in Apollo 13.
Tada!
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You know... I'm going to take over the world someday... and that kinda makes me famous... so uhm... I was just wondering if uhm... you would then uhm... wanna be... uhm... mydatetothe"Yes,ITookOverTheWorld"party... 
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The worst flick ever was that fucking D&D peice of shit. there was NO plot, the acting was terrible, and the end made NO FUCKING SENCE!!!  ........Ooooh my head herts.
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| Daffy D wrote: | | The worst flick ever was that fucking D&D peice of shit. there was NO plot, the acting was terrible, and the end made NO FUCKING SENCE!!! ........Ooooh my head herts. |
lol
You know what sucked worse than the movie? The official stats published for those characters in Dragon magazine. Like, I don't think anyone involved in that project ever played D&D.
The sequel, which aired on the Sci Fi channel a couple months back, was... well, it was fairly poorly acted, and pretty crappy, but at least it had actual spells, gods, etc from D&D. Actually, if it didn't break the #1 (don't split the party) and #2 (keep the cleric alive) rules of D&D, it woulda been passable.
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| Shinitra wrote: | [lol
You know what sucked worse than the movie? The official stats published for those characters in Dragon magazine. Like, I don't think anyone involved in that project ever played D&D. |
My dear, anyone and everyone involved in that project should be savierly punished. Beaten within an inch of there life untill they start blubbering like babies for what they put people through that terrible film. I don't think my poor brain will ever fully recover from watching it. 
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Jason X
Damn, that movie just sucked on so many levels.
The only cool thing actually was Jason, well mainly before he went Uber Jason. And the way he killed that first chick was pretty awesome too.
But the rest? "Ok, where in the year 2455... so uhm... like uhm... let's pretend like nobody knows what a bike is anymore and uhm... let's put light gray plastic around all the guns to make 'em look futuristic... and uhm... let's put half the cast in clothes that only look different from 21st century clothes because they practically refuse to cover the chicks titties!!!"
Yes you guys heard me right, lots of boobies in the movie! We got student boobies, android boobies and even professor boobies! And oh yeah, let's put lots of sex in it... at the most convenient moments:
Some nerdy dude who makes out with his "personally programmed" android: "What are our chances of survival?"
His lovebot: "12 procent."
Nerdy dude: "WHAT!!! Is there nothing we can do to get it higher?"
*Round 1 of the android-human tonsil hockey contest*
Lovebot: "Chances of survival are now 53 procent!"
Nerdy dude: "Shall we try for 100?"
*Some scenes later, enter android in tight leather outfit with lotsa shiny guns*
Nerdy dude: "I gave her an upload... *snicker*"
I mean, come on...
And then there's the awful puns... I mean, Munan would be jealous of them  The puns are so lame their humor factor drops to the negative so hard they re-enter the funny scale from the other side again only to end somewhere near the beginning again:
Tough guy who get's stabbed with a large spiky thing: "It takes more than a little poke like that to kill me!"
*Jason impales him with his futuristic machete*
Tough guy: "Ok, that should do it... *Gaah, gurgle, gurgle, die*"
And it's also very noticeable those guys once heard the saying 'better to steal something good then to think it up sucky'... I mean, they like totally ripped off the Alien movies and Doom... they actually had a gun in there which was called the BFG. All that was missing where motion detectors...
And then there's the element of surprise... I'll bet you 10 dollars that there's a deleted scene where we see Jason chop off the element of surprise's head and shove it up his ass... I mean, totally predictable is probably gonna sue this movie for violation of copyright...
Well, enough ranting... if you ever wanna make sure your girlfriend never wants to watch a "movie you like" anymore, or feel like having a total lame-out evening with the guys (make sure you smoke lotsa pot and drink lotsa beer before you start) then you should definitely rent this movie... or just download it... or ask someone who knows it how it goes...
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Maybe you should suggest that movie to the Agony Booth.
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Yeah, but what you have to realize is, by that point, the series had become parody of itself. I'm pretty sure that it was intentionally bad.
"Jason X is comin' after me/I got the knife on the back of me..."
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Hmm, well, I've never seen the other movies...
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You aint missing much.
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You're wrong! He's missing ALOT!
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| Shinitra wrote: | | Daffy D wrote: | | The worst flick ever was that fucking D&D peice of shit. there was NO plot, the acting was terrible, and the end made NO FUCKING SENCE!!! ........Ooooh my head herts. |
lol
You know what sucked worse than the movie? The official stats published for those characters in Dragon magazine. Like, I don't think anyone involved in that project ever played D&D.
The sequel, which aired on the Sci Fi channel a couple months back, was... well, it was fairly poorly acted, and pretty crappy, but at least it had actual spells, gods, etc from D&D. Actually, if it didn't break the #1 (don't split the party) and #2 (keep the cleric alive) rules of D&D, it woulda been passable. |
I'm such a fucking sucker for fantasy movies. I actually liked Dungeons and Dragons.
I know, I know. You're thinking "This guy's lying. He has to be lying. It's not possible to like Dun--HOSHIT I THINK THE RAPTURE JUST HAPPENED!". You're entitled to that.
I realize that the movie is bad.
I realize that that the acting sucks.
I realize the special effects are sub-par.
I realize that it has very little to do with actual DnD.
I realize that it's fucking JUSTIN WHALIN.
I still like it. I just can't help it.
I think Lee Arenberg makes a cool Elwood.
Besides, it does have some pretty funny quotes.
Elwood - "She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman... with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!"
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