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Holly Resurrected
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 Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:07 am Post subject: How were you killed? |
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This is a fun game: Type your real name or forum name into google along with "was killed by" and see what comes up.
I was killed by the Church of Scientology. Yes, really. I know, I was shocked too.
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stupidgenius
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I was killed by "the woman who bore a half-human and half-beast child"
What the hell just happened??
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Pieh
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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I was killed by two black people in hoods around their twenties...
black people hate me. |
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helmet boy
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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how come im not surprized
anyway, i was killed in a car crash in moscow
boyah to communism
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm.
I got 'did you mean to search for 'Sinatra was killed by'?' for my forum name.
And a description of an episode of Star Trek Enterprise that had a character with my last name and the word 'killed' in the plot summary.
Basically, I got nothing.
Does this mean I'm immortal?? 
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Kurosaki Ichigo
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| Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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"On April 8, 2004, a rocket-propelled grenade hit the Humvee Levi was driving and the explosion ripped open his left side. It happened during the first siege on Fallujah, when the Marines stormed the city, realized they were outgunned, and retreated. Levi was killed during the retreat, on the outskirts of Baghdad in a place called Abu Ghurayb."
...Nice.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Shinitra wrote: | hmmm.
I got 'did you mean to search for 'Sinatra was killed by'?' for my forum name.
And a description of an episode of Star Trek Enterprise that had a character with my last name and the word 'killed' in the plot summary.
Basically, I got nothing.
Does this mean I'm immortal?? |
i know, it didn't work for me either.
guess the almighty google can't handle killing some of us.
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ultimate skoggs
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| Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:34 am Post subject: |
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its kinda hillarious.... as its comes out all sort of stuff...
i guess your game doesnt work 
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| Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:44 am Post subject: |
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Like hell it does work! See for yourself:
| Quote: | 13. MUNAN'S DEATH.
Soon after Gregorius heard that Hakon and his men were at a farm
called Saurby, which lies up beside the forest. Gregorius
hastened there; came in the night; and supposing that King Hakon
and Sigurd would be in the largest of the houses, set fire to the
buildings there. But Hakon and his men were in the smaller
house, and came forth, seeing the fire, to help their people.
There Munan fell, a son of Ale Uskeynd, a brother of King Sigurd
Hakon's father. Gregorius and his men killed him, because he was
helping those whom they were burning within the house. Some
escaped, but many were killed. Asbjorn Jalda, who had been a
very great viking, escaped from the house, but was grievously
wounded. A bonde met him, and he offered the man money to let
him get away; but the bonde replied, he would do what he liked
best; and, adding that he had often been in fear of his life for
him, he slew him. King Hakon and Sigurd escaped, but many of
their people were killed. Thereafter Gregorius returned home to
Konungahella. Soon after King Hakon and Sigurd went to Haldor
Brynjolfson's farm of Vettaland, set fire to the house, and burnt
it. Haldor went out, and was cut down instantly with his house-
men; and in all there were about twenty men killed. Sigrid,
Haldor's wife, was a sister of Gregorius, and they allowed her to
escape into the forest in her night-shift only; but they took
with them Amunde, who was a son of Gyrd Amundason and of Gyrid
Dag's daughter, and a sister's son of Gregorius, and who was then
a boy about five years old. |
That's actually really interesting. I've studied Old Icelandic literature for some years, but I never knew there was a Munan in the Heimskringla (<clicky)
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Sal
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| Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:29 am Post subject: |
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that's pretty cool. too bad you only appear on the scene for a second and then are killed immediately. but it is cool. kinda reminds me of Beowulf, probably cause of these viking names. 
so is this heimskringla thing something like an icelandic counterpart of beowulf?
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ultimate skoggs
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its good for you that it works Munan!!
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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"Frost was killed by Blade". How stupid.
So I put my real name in and all I did was look at the tiny preview...
"was killed by a pickup truck while issuing a citation"
"was killed by a gang of teenagers down in Chinatown"
"was killed by a roadside bomb while serving for the US Army in Iraq ..."
sweet....i died in Iraq...take that Bush...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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I was killed by a falling statute(sic) of the Duke of Wellington...
It both works better and is more creepy if you use your real name
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Satan Crime Wash
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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I tried this, but there were over 20 pages with not a mention of me dying (admittedly I couldn't really be bothered to check in any detail). I did learn that there are a suprising number of doctors and law enforcement professionals with the same name as me. Putting in 'Mr Chainsaw was killed by' results in a lot of links about people being killed/maimed in accidents and the odd murder by chainsaw.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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LOL
im KIA in Vietnam!!!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:33 am Post subject: |
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Let's see...
There were no results when I used my alias, angelus_raptor.
However, for my real name:
Well. No results either. Sad. Haha.
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Pieh
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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...well...whats your real name? =P
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: |
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Well, my full name would be "Muhammad Farhan Bin Ismail". I use "Farhan Ismail" for everyday uses. Note, using "Farhan" itself won't be entirely accurate, because "Farhan" is a very very common name. Cheers. Haha.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: |
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i was either killed in a shoot-out or by a poisonous snake. 
i don't know which one i would prefer.
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Satan Crime Wash
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| Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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What if you were shot by a poisonous snake?
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| Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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But it was a shootout, so multiple poisonous snakes would have to be shooting her. And also, you didn't specify whether the poisonous snakes were shooting venom or bullets. It makes a difference.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Not unless the cows are eating it...
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:58 am Post subject: |
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OH MY GOD! I used Holly's instructions and found out that I was killed by ............ my wife  |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:42 am Post subject: |
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Lol... this is what I got as the first hit... so I got shot down by small arms fire and then I went MIA and later turned out to be KIA... wunderbahr!
And yes, my real name is Karst...
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Pieh
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:30 am Post subject: |
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isn't it carl? Karst would be your last name.
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