Contest II: Haiku - ENTRIES [closed]

SiL · Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 37

Alien loves Predator
Could mean things so suss
Thank God there's no anal action.

Jesus is their roomate
A naked chick was their neighbour
Two gullible idiots.

Why oh why
Do the birds cry?
Oh yeah, Preston farted.

General Grievous · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp

Abe and Pres want human Girls
Can't hook any so they Wank
Poor Jesus got entombed again
Where the fuck is the B-Train?!

Preston's favourite word is f**k
Abe's mom pooped their apartment
Pres loves beefsteaks so I see
Abe hates gay pornography

Middle finger blares out message
Abe thinks he is Ironman
Hiperbole balls to Preston
Duck the Challah, Jesus!

Lady naked 'cross the street
Abe is fighting with the Bowflex
Preston's eyes are sooo screwed
Fucking Preds never heard of contacts?!
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Click my sig!

MonkeyZerg · Gender: Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

My First Conventional Haiku

Is just like two troughs
With seven big, silly bulls
In between… ha-ha…

Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Herpetologist
takes up exactly one line
that's one huge name, dude!

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Xeno.Morph, patient
waits for the time a dragon
hosts an Alien

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Bernie's A L P:
I endure my dead-end job
'cos Mon, Wed, Fri rock

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Perpetual fun
Fraternal off-worlder love
Bernie plays with toys!

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frodoappledick · Gender: Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 8 Location: home!!

bernie does cartoons
i fall on the floor and die
each mon, wed et fri
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estaba pensando sobre viviendo de comme me sister new jersey

ACH!!!

barbobot · Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 5 Location: Detroit

Predator smells Bad
Alien smells worse than him
Jesus needs to stay
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In order to reach Harvard starting from the center of the universe (Lobby 10), one must travel an infinite distance over 13 times! Since everything is within the universe, it is impossible to reach Harvard and therefore there can be no life there.

Xeno.Morph · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:47 am Post subject:

Swarms fly, dusty wings
Block the sun, there are two moons
Read a book, eat fries
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Every second you live is a second you die.-Meh
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
"Kage Combo Henge Mane Wonder Twin Banana-Fana Bunshin No Jitsu!""Well Gohan, we have to fusion. Take off your pants."-VGCats.com

Xeno.Morph · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:50 am Post subject:

Firelight and candles
Fibres hot and mercury
What comes tomorrow?
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Every second you live is a second you die.-Meh
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
"Kage Combo Henge Mane Wonder Twin Banana-Fana Bunshin No Jitsu!""Well Gohan, we have to fusion. Take off your pants."-VGCats.com

Xeno.Morph · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:52 am Post subject:

Death breeds silver chains
Denying new life and light
Equal horrid fates
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Every second you live is a second you die.-Meh
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
"Kage Combo Henge Mane Wonder Twin Banana-Fana Bunshin No Jitsu!""Well Gohan, we have to fusion. Take off your pants."-VGCats.com

Xeno.Morph · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:55 am Post subject:

u r t3h /\/008lar
1 am t2h 1337 j0 mama
Stop laughing at me.
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Every second you live is a second you die.-Meh
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
"Kage Combo Henge Mane Wonder Twin Banana-Fana Bunshin No Jitsu!""Well Gohan, we have to fusion. Take off your pants."-VGCats.com

Socran · Gender: Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Posts: 31

Some people don't know
how to write a real haiku.
Just go away now.

In New York City,
nobody can hear you scream,
because it's too loud.

Bottom of the page
"This is my job send money"
Always cracks me up.
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"So what is it gonna be now, 'Alien Loves Predator and Jesus Loves Everybody'?"

Socran · Gender: Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Posts: 31

Who's ever heard of
a myopic predator?
General Rykov.

I want to write more
All my creativity
Wasted on homework Sad

Killing Xenomorphs
The few, the proud, the marines
Shit, out of ammo

Ripley versus Queen
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
Go power loader!

Predator's okay,
as is any movie that
stars Schwartzenegger.
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"So what is it gonna be now, 'Alien Loves Predator and Jesus Loves Everybody'?"

Foilfresh · Gender: Joined: 16 Apr 2005 Posts: 4

Trigonometry?
Preston should have known Abe meant
Something else was Hard

Butch · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:12 pm Post subject:

*****
*******
*****

Wink

Butch · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject:

Abe's a special boy
Deep down he's quite sensitive
Attitudes a front

Hard exterior
Hides a real love for Preston
He can never know

Like little children
Pulling at eachothers hair
denotes affection

Rough of mouth and mirth
Abe is defensive about
How he really feels

Exoskeleton
is the perfect outward show
of inner struggle

Once, i'd like to see
Abe "crack" his shell and peek out
Let the world see him

Boys learn this defense
At a very early age
They are encouraged

Abe may just find out
It's easier to put on
Than to peel it back

I know he's in there
I know one day we will see
Abe for who he is.

Butch Crying or Very sad

Butch · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject:

Abe's a special boy
Deep down he's quite sensitive
Attitudes a front

Hard exterior
Hides a real love for Preston
He can never know

Like little children
Pulling at eachothers hair
denotes affection

Rough of mouth and mirth
Abe is defensive about
How he really feels

Exoskeleton
is the perfect outward show
of inner struggle

Once, i'd like to see
Abe "crack" his shell and peek out
Let the world see him

Boys learn this defense
At a very early age
They are encouraged

Abe may just find out
It's easier to put on
Than to peel it back

I know he's in there
I know one day we will see
Abe for who he is.

Butch Crying or Very sad

Butch · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject:

Ooops

Sorry for the double post Confused

Xeno.Morph · Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:35 am Post subject:

Wings hurt by fire
Hearts hurt by words and intent
Extinction prevails
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Every second you live is a second you die.-Meh
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
"Kage Combo Henge Mane Wonder Twin Banana-Fana Bunshin No Jitsu!""Well Gohan, we have to fusion. Take off your pants."-VGCats.com

Xeno.Morph · Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:19 am Post subject:

Out there, aliens
Shed their blood with predators
Here, Bug Loves Preddy
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Every second you live is a second you die.-Meh
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
"Kage Combo Henge Mane Wonder Twin Banana-Fana Bunshin No Jitsu!""Well Gohan, we have to fusion. Take off your pants."-VGCats.com

Xeno.Morph · Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:21 am Post subject:

A|bound nerd haikus
L|ittle snippets of image
P|rotect the geek way
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Every second you live is a second you die.-Meh
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
"Kage Combo Henge Mane Wonder Twin Banana-Fana Bunshin No Jitsu!""Well Gohan, we have to fusion. Take off your pants."-VGCats.com

TeratoMarty · Joined: 18 Apr 2005 Posts: 38 Location: Among Sox fans

Humans xeno-lust
Hot Giger chitin action
Spring fetish blossom

ILikeHaiku · Gender: Joined: 18 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

Preston's going blind
Bowling balls are a-flyin'
Jesus; super cool

bigcun · Gender: Joined: 18 Apr 2005 Posts: 4

Raping and peeing
Young girls get what they deserve
R. Kelly haiku

frozenpike · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

fun and challenging
put words together and score
you can't beat scrabble

tenchi89 · Gender: Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 24 Location: Orlando

Do Aliens Read
Abe wouldn't like my class
Dear lord let it end

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