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SiL




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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alien loves Predator
Could mean things so suss
Thank God there's no anal action.

Jesus is their roomate
A naked chick was their neighbour
Two gullible idiots.

Why oh why
Do the birds cry?
Oh yeah, Preston farted.
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General Grievous



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe and Pres want human Girls
Can't hook any so they Wank
Poor Jesus got entombed again
Where the fuck is the B-Train?!

Preston's favourite word is f**k
Abe's mom pooped their apartment
Pres loves beefsteaks so I see
Abe hates gay pornography

Middle finger blares out message
Abe thinks he is Ironman
Hiperbole balls to Preston
Duck the Challah, Jesus!

Lady naked 'cross the street
Abe is fighting with the Bowflex
Preston's eyes are sooo screwed
Fucking Preds never heard of contacts?!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My First Conventional Haiku

Is just like two troughs
With seven big, silly bulls
In between… ha-ha…
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:02 am    Post subject: h-to-the-a-to-the oh fergeddit Reply with quote

Herpetologist
takes up exactly one line
that's one huge name, dude!

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Xeno.Morph, patient
waits for the time a dragon
hosts an Alien

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Bernie's A L P:
I endure my dead-end job
'cos Mon, Wed, Fri rock

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Perpetual fun
Fraternal off-worlder love
Bernie plays with toys!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bernie does cartoons
i fall on the floor and die
each mon, wed et fri
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ACH!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Predator smells Bad
Alien smells worse than him
Jesus needs to stay
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swarms fly, dusty wings
Block the sun, there are two moons
Read a book, eat fries
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firelight and candles
Fibres hot and mercury
What comes tomorrow?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Death breeds silver chains
Denying new life and light
Equal horrid fates
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

u r t3h /\/008lar
1 am t2h 1337 j0 mama
Stop laughing at me.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some people don't know
how to write a real haiku.
Just go away now.

In New York City,
nobody can hear you scream,
because it's too loud.

Bottom of the page
"This is my job send money"
Always cracks me up.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who's ever heard of
a myopic predator?
General Rykov.

I want to write more
All my creativity
Wasted on homework Sad

Killing Xenomorphs
The few, the proud, the marines
Shit, out of ammo

Ripley versus Queen
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
Go power loader!

Predator's okay,
as is any movie that
stars Schwartzenegger.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trigonometry?
Preston should have known Abe meant
Something else was Hard
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*****
*******
*****

Wink


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe's a special boy
Deep down he's quite sensitive
Attitudes a front

Hard exterior
Hides a real love for Preston
He can never know

Like little children
Pulling at eachothers hair
denotes affection

Rough of mouth and mirth
Abe is defensive about
How he really feels

Exoskeleton
is the perfect outward show
of inner struggle

Once, i'd like to see
Abe "crack" his shell and peek out
Let the world see him

Boys learn this defense
At a very early age
They are encouraged

Abe may just find out
It's easier to put on
Than to peel it back

I know he's in there
I know one day we will see
Abe for who he is.



Butch Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe's a special boy
Deep down he's quite sensitive
Attitudes a front

Hard exterior
Hides a real love for Preston
He can never know

Like little children
Pulling at eachothers hair
denotes affection

Rough of mouth and mirth
Abe is defensive about
How he really feels

Exoskeleton
is the perfect outward show
of inner struggle

Once, i'd like to see
Abe "crack" his shell and peek out
Let the world see him

Boys learn this defense
At a very early age
They are encouraged

Abe may just find out
It's easier to put on
Than to peel it back

I know he's in there
I know one day we will see
Abe for who he is.



Butch Crying or Very sad
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Butch



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooops Embarassed

Sorry for the double post Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wings hurt by fire
Hearts hurt by words and intent
Extinction prevails
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Out there, aliens
Shed their blood with predators
Here, Bug Loves Preddy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A|bound nerd haikus
L|ittle snippets of image
P|rotect the geek way
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"If guns cause crime, then all of mine must be defective."-TedNugent
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Humans xeno-lust
Hot Giger chitin action
Spring fetish blossom
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Preston's going blind
Bowling balls are a-flyin'
Jesus; super cool
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:34 pm    Post subject: haiku Reply with quote

Raping and peeing
Young girls get what they deserve
R. Kelly haiku
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:10 am    Post subject: my lame haiku Reply with quote

fun and challenging
put words together and score
you can't beat scrabble
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do Aliens Read
Abe wouldn't like my class
Dear lord let it end
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