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Blorg The VIII
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 Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject: hi im new um yea |
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hi im um me....yea...
ALP KICKS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Moskau, fremd und geheimnisvoll,
Türme aus rotem Gold, kalt wie das Eis.
Moskau, doch wer dich wirklich kennt,
der weiß, ein Feuer brennt in dir so heiß.
Kosaken hej, hej, hej, leert die Gläser, Natascha ha, ha, ha, du bist schön.
Tawaritsch hej, hej, hej, auf das Leben,
auf dein Wohl, Bruder hej Bruder ho! Hej, hej, hej, hej!
Moskau, Moskau, wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Rußland ist ein schönes Land, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hej!
Moskau, Moskau, deine Seele ist so groß,
Nachts da ist der Teufel los, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hej!
Moskau, Moskau, Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,
Mädchen sind zum küssen da, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Moskau, Moskau, komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,
bis der Tisch zusammenbricht, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Moskau, Tor zur Vergangenheit, Spiegel der Zarenzeit, rot wie das Blut.
Moskau, wer deine Seele kennt, der weiß, die Liebe brennt heiß wie die Glut
Kosaken hej, hej, hej, leert die Gläser, Natascha ha, ha, ha, du bist schön.
Tawaritsch hej, hej, hej, auf die Liebe,
auf dein Wohl, Mädchen, hej Mädchen, ho! Hej, hej, hej, hej!
Moskau, Moskau, Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt,
das macht hundert Jahre alt, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hej!
Moskau, Moskau, Väterchen dein Glas ist leer,
doch im Keller ist noch mehr, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hej!
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moskau moskau hohohohoho hay
moskau moskau hahahahaha hay
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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50|233 |/\|3 |)0|\|+ 5P34|< |)4 |\|00|315|-|
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Pieh
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | 50|233 |/\|3 |)0|\|+ 5P34|< |)4 |\|00|315|-| |
translation:
wtf. |
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Sal
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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so far i didn't understand a single word in this thread. but hey, it's a hi&welcome thread so hi&welcome it is.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:07 am Post subject: |
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Dude... you mean you guys can't read german?
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Telveryon
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:37 am Post subject: |
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Aramor, not everyone in this forum is German if you hadn't notice...
Oh and welcome Blorg The VIII! Just a question is the from Rammstein?
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:41 am Post subject: |
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I'm not saying everyone is. I'm not even saying I am... and I can still read german.
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Metal_Pred
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:27 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | I'm not saying everyone is. I'm not even saying I am... and I can still read german. |
Yea, Stupid us for not remembering the essential rule in life ' learn german '.
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Sal
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:01 am Post subject: |
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hey, some of us read german, others write in l337, others still are stupidgenious' saviours... it's diversity that makes the world go round, or at least internet forums
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | Yea, Stupid us for not remembering the essential rule in life ' learn german '. |
I was just pointing out that you don't need to be german in order to be able to read german... but yeah, that is one of the essential rules in life. Almost as essential as knowing what 42 is.
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Digitaaliklosetti
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:49 am Post subject: |
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | I'm not saying everyone is. I'm not even saying I am... and I can still read german. |
Yea, Stupid us for not remembering the essential rule in life ' learn german '. |
Actually, that's "germish".
Dude. Moskau.
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helmet boy
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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i know japaness, does that mean i can fit in now.......please
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | Actually, that's "germish".
Dude. Moskau. |
That's besides the point...
@Helmet boy... accept it... you'll never fit in... anywhere... everywhere 
Sorry man, but you had to see what kind of a golden opportunity you created for me.
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Blaster
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:59 am Post subject: |
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Yo.
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Sal
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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finally a post that's not off-topic! 
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angelusraptor
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:39 am Post subject: |
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finally a post that's not off-topic! |
Finally? Finally? Dude, off-topicness is on-topicness... at least in the aLp forums.
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Sal
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:41 am Post subject: |
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i knew it!!!! i knew someone (though i expected Aramor, to be honest) will jump up with the off-topic/on-topic mega-theory!!!
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angelusraptor
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If Aramor's offline, Teh Evil Bastard shall reign in nonsensicallity.
*looks at personal avatar*
Hmmm.... kinda too cute to be known as an Evil Bastard. Heh. Howells.
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siliconsara
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:08 am Post subject: |
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Quoting Rammstein lyrics. +5
Quoting nothing but Rammstein lyrics and no personal info. -4
YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR.
But seriously, as long as you don't quote that stuff 24/7, you will fit nicely in here. Welcome to ALP.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | If Aramor's offline, Teh Evil Bastard shall reign in nonsensicallity.
*looks at personal avatar*
Hmmm.... kinda too cute to be known as an Evil Bastard. Heh. Howells. |
Ah yes, tahnk you, my personal perfectly trained housebroken vampire lapdog... thingamajiggy
And hey, cuteness can be evil too... ya know, a servant of evil would look fair...
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