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HDS
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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infernomance
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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stupidgenius

Gender:  Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 337 Location: Staring straight into Mango's eyes...
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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That's a movie I'd like to see!
hmm ctrl+v produces...
"http://www.ukfitnesssupplies.co.uk/mall/UKFitnessSuppliesLtd/customerimages/products/806MLB125FT32-33-34.jpg"
I was copiing the URL of a pic for the 'Beat This!' thread. _________________ Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree. |
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Aramor

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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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stupidgenius

Gender:  Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 337 Location: Staring straight into Mango's eyes...
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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lesse...
nope...nothing. _________________ Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | | http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty |
Hehe, that's pretty funny. So are the Mr. T and the Chuck Norris ones. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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"The view is therefore frequently echoed that it is wrong to speak of democracy, rights or freedom at any time in ancient history. That seems to me to misconceive the nature of historical inquiry, to reduce it to a game of awarding credits and demerits according to the historian's own value-system. Moral condemnation, no matter how well-founded, is no substitute for historical or social analysis."--M. I. Finley, _Politics in the Ancient World_
Hm. _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Blaster Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 2542 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:14 am Post subject: |
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!" _________________ Context is everything. |
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AAATripper

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Meh, Ebaums is teh ghey. At least, thats what YTMND has convinced me of. Half of the loop flashes on Ebaums were stolen from said site and given the Ebaums mark. _________________
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Blaster Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 2542 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:08 am Post subject: |
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Mmm, do you often visit ghey sites?  _________________ Context is everything. |
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:14 am Post subject: |
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i used to be a frequent visiter to Ebaums until i learned on that fateful day several hours ago that Eric Bauman ripped off everything from somewhere else, marked it as his and original, and got away with it. _________________
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Pieh
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stupidgenius

Gender:  Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 337 Location: Staring straight into Mango's eyes...
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm....
one space... interesting
seriously; I hit ctrl+v, and put a space. _________________ Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree. |
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PooperScooper

Gender:  Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 24 Location: Orlando, FL
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.wikstromsgourmet.com/meats.shtml
I miss my foooooooooood.  _________________ Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..." |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:49 am Post subject: |
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oh, great! finally i have something undr my ctl+v, and it is only the remains of some text editing in another thread. i'm so non-cool. _________________ i have no time for anal love
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:00 am Post subject: |
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able 2 walk
lol!
thats what i had! _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.gulengz.com/images/jan2006/ko81vn.jpg
Just had to post this. _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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this is soooooooo sa-weeeeet... and it's pink too!  _________________ i have no time for anal love
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Heh heh =P
Imagine if your girlfriend forced you to get that car..... _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:04 am Post subject: |
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no... you're kidding right? no one can be that cruel, even the meanest girlfriend ever... _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:51 am Post subject: |
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I am. _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Satan Crime Wash

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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:18 am Post subject: |
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I know that I've done worse things than make someone eat broccoli. I just have to remember.  _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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stupidgenius

Gender:  Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 337 Location: Staring straight into Mango's eyes...
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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mmmmmmmmmmmm...broooooccllliiii
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nothing. _________________ Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree. |
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