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marvin
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I am marvin and I decided to join this forum (applause).
*insert some lame joke to try to impress you here*
I like the comic because it is funny and I can steal jokes from it  .
For any other information post below 
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| Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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Yo.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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I second that yo.
Now it's a yo-yo...
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| Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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i third that yo. now its gansta your yo-yo!
welcome to the aLp gang!
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Ipsa
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| Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject: Re: Ladies and gerbils |
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Uh... hi!
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Do you like puppies?
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marvin
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| Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Offcourse. They taste better than old dogs
Seriusly I like all the animals including those cuddly puppies who steal all the slippers. My favorite dog is husky: the deep blue eyes, black-gray fur and the overall structure is simply beautifull.
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ooooooooooooooooooooh, i LOVE those dogs! they're my favorite breed too! i absolutely adore their faces. my other fav breed is the saluki. do u like to watch dog shows?
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:27 am Post subject: |
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | i absolutely adore their faces |
Am I the only one who read this as "i absolutely adore their feces?"
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:34 am Post subject: |
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No.
Telvy saw it too.
That filthy little boy.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:20 am Post subject: |
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Hello marvin!
I must apologies on behalf of Digitaaliklosetti for trying to commadeer this thread just so he could attack me.
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You know you love it.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:08 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, admit it. You love the attention. I bet it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside...
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, it's like a xenomorph spilled it guts in my stomach! Love it!
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| Telveryon wrote: | | Yeah, it's like a xenomorph spilled it guts in my stomach! Love it! |
Is that a euphemism for giving a Xenomorph a blowjob? Damn, you'd do anything for a warm dinner, won't ya? 
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takes one to know one.
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| Aramor wrote: | | Is that a euphemism for giving a Xenomorph a blowjob |
Nope, it's an euphemism for haveing your inards destroyed by highly corrsive acid. And it's "an euphenism"!
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | takes one to know one. |
What? That doesn't make sense here. Or if it does, then I'm clearly missing how it fits in.
| Telveryon wrote: | | Nope, it's an euphemism for haveing your inards destroyed by highly corrsive acid. And it's "an euphenism"! |
Aramor is correct in this case. The initial sound in "euphemism" is a "y" sound (e.g. "yard" or "union") and is, in this case, acting like a consonant ('yü-f&-"mi-z&m ; pronunciation guide brought to you by M-W.com). Article use depends on the sound of the word, not necessarily the first letter used. Clicky
Coprophagy is icky.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | | Coprophagy is icky. |
Hey, it was a mistaken case of coprophilia. You took it one step further with the coprophagy.
But, either way, ew.
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | takes one to know one. |
Hey, I got a whole Hive of sisters who all want a piece of good ol' Aramor...
| Telveryon wrote: | | And it's "an euphenism"! |
I didn't go through 6 years of bilingual education to make a mistake like that
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Damn stupid English teacher! I swear, the education in this country's going to Hell!
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i never liked english class. i firmly belive that once u hit a certain grade, grammar and english classes are nothing but a royally major pain in the ass and a complete waste of time.
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Hm.
I'm sorry that you feel that way. (Disclaimer: That is not meant sarcastically or in any way negative.)
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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The only thing I never liked about english classes was that they were boring sometimes.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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i know u dont mean any harm, ipsa. i just think that once u reach a certain grade, grammar classes are nothing but useless. i mean, all the teachers do is go over the same fucking shit you've known since second grade. i mean, who the hell cares about whether u know what a predicate adjective is or how to diagram a fucking sentence? i'm sure that by the time u reach this age, u should be more than capable of not sounding like a complete country hick. and i'm sure that your writing skills will have had ample opportunity to become satisfactory enough to pass the class.
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Well, we only had the learning grammar and words stuff the first year, maybe the second year to, can't really remember. After that we had stuff like practising for the exam to get our official bilingual diploma and do plays and stuff. We did Bram Stoker's Dracula, an adapted version of the Twelfth Night and Macbeth.
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