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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Ladies and gerbils Reply with quote

I am marvin and I decided to join this forum (applause).
*insert some lame joke to try to impress you here*
I like the comic because it is funny and I can steal jokes from it Twisted Evil .
For any other information post below Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I second that yo.

Now it's a yo-yo...
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i third that yo. now its gansta your yo-yo!

welcome to the aLp gang!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Ladies and gerbils Reply with quote

Uh... hi!

marvin wrote:
For any other information post below Wink


Do you like puppies?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Offcourse. They taste better than old dogs Twisted Evil

Seriusly I like all the animals including those cuddly puppies who steal all the slippers. My favorite dog is husky: the deep blue eyes, black-gray fur and the overall structure is simply beautifull.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooooooooooooooooooooh, i LOVE those dogs! they're my favorite breed too! i absolutely adore their faces. my other fav breed is the saluki. do u like to watch dog shows?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i absolutely adore their faces

Am I the only one who read this as "i absolutely adore their feces?"
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No.
Telvy saw it too.
That filthy little boy.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello marvin!

I must apologies on behalf of Digitaaliklosetti for trying to commadeer this thread just so he could attack me.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you love it.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, admit it. You love the attention. I bet it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, it's like a xenomorph spilled it guts in my stomach! Love it!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, it's like a xenomorph spilled it guts in my stomach! Love it!


Is that a euphemism for giving a Xenomorph a blowjob? Damn, you'd do anything for a warm dinner, won't ya? Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

takes one to know one.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is that a euphemism for giving a Xenomorph a blowjob

Nope, it's an euphemism for haveing your inards destroyed by highly corrsive acid. And it's "an euphenism"!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CelticPredatoress wrote:
takes one to know one.

What? That doesn't make sense here. Or if it does, then I'm clearly missing how it fits in. Razz

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Nope, it's an euphemism for haveing your inards destroyed by highly corrsive acid. And it's "an euphenism"!

Aramor is correct in this case. The initial sound in "euphemism" is a "y" sound (e.g. "yard" or "union") and is, in this case, acting like a consonant ('yŁ-f&-"mi-z&m ; pronunciation guide brought to you by M-W.com). Article use depends on the sound of the word, not necessarily the first letter used. Clicky


Coprophagy is icky.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Coprophagy is icky.

Hey, it was a mistaken case of coprophilia. You took it one step further with the coprophagy.
But, either way, ew.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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takes one to know one.


Hey, I got a whole Hive of sisters who all want a piece of good ol' Aramor...

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I didn't go through 6 years of bilingual education to make a mistake like that Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn stupid English teacher! I swear, the education in this country's going to Hell!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i never liked english class. i firmly belive that once u hit a certain grade, grammar and english classes are nothing but a royally major pain in the ass and a complete waste of time.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hm.
I'm sorry that you feel that way. (Disclaimer: That is not meant sarcastically or in any way negative.)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing I never liked about english classes was that they were boring sometimes.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know u dont mean any harm, ipsa. i just think that once u reach a certain grade, grammar classes are nothing but useless. i mean, all the teachers do is go over the same fucking shit you've known since second grade. i mean, who the hell cares about whether u know what a predicate adjective is or how to diagram a fucking sentence? i'm sure that by the time u reach this age, u should be more than capable of not sounding like a complete country hick. and i'm sure that your writing skills will have had ample opportunity to become satisfactory enough to pass the class.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, we only had the learning grammar and words stuff the first year, maybe the second year to, can't really remember. After that we had stuff like practising for the exam to get our official bilingual diploma and do plays and stuff. We did Bram Stoker's Dracula, an adapted version of the Twelfth Night and Macbeth.
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