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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:03 am    Post subject: help me with a project please Reply with quote

im doing a project on a bobcat can anyone help me please Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seeing as how you already have internet access, I have trouble understanding why you need us to help you find info.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

here.. your world's greatest homework helper.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bobcats are mammals of the feline variety. And "feline" is just a fancy word for "cat". They have been known to hunt children and terrorize the elderly. Their diet consists of beer and potato chips. Reproduction requires rubber gloves, vaseline, and a human host for the gestating fetus. They go for easy targets, hence hunting children and terrorizing the elderly. Bobcats are immune to death caused by humans burping the worm and are thus natural leaders of the K.L.A.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best way to avoid being eaten by a bobcat is to smear yourself with BBQ sauce. They hate the smell because it reminds them of the days when their kind was hunted for their meat and roasted at fourth of July parties. Also, it helps to wear a "I support George W. Bush" pin, as bobcats are rabid bleeding-heart liberals and can't stand to be around anybody who doesn't hate Bush.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bobcat is also a pickup
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I was just about to start talking about the many uses of Bobcats in GTAIII. Those things really can tackle most inclines, especially with the perfect driving cheat on... I mean, how much cars can drive up the dam and then drive across the dam? Eey? Oh wait, I actually did that in a Patriot... ah, big deal...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the patr... i meen the hummers really suck in that game Mercenari
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bobcat is really good roasted, with a nice hollandaise sauce on the side...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the pickup, or det cat Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chat au Ferrari...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cold monkeybrains... YUM!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cold beer...yumi Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cold hands... not good for typing...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here, take this hot cofe Smile
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