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Agent 47
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its the FREEDOM to do nothing
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Corporal Waffle
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is it...?
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Mr Xeno
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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can you feel the POWER!!!
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr Xeno wrote: | | can you feel the POWER!!! |
Yes I can!!!
Oh wait, that's just your mom... my bad 
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Mr Xeno
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:18 am Post subject: |
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Lol.  I knew it, you have a relationship with my queen
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Aramor
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Well, it was just a one time thing you know... I woke up after having a wild party with my sisters, and I turn around and your mom is next to me... and 15 of my sisters, but I'm used to that...
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Austin Powers
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:14 am Post subject: |
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hmmm i woke up with female japanies twins ones 
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angelusraptor
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you remind me of what i heard off a radio not so long ago. there were these chinese twins. really hot chinese twins. they're so popular that students from other pre-university colleges (okay, the guys on the majority) would like to get to know them.
well it happens that a student of their college was working out in the gym, and decided to call it a day after some strenuous exercise. he and his friends went to the unisex changing room to get changed. to his surprise, when he opened the door, he found the twins changing inside. he and his friends were simply stunned for the moment. then when the twins actually realised the guys were staring at them, they screamed and the guys ran, splitting up in directions and the main guy ran all the way to the toilet and hid there for ten minutes.
lucky bastard. the lock was broken, and the twins can't lock the door. haha
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Aramor
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So, how much stuff is there still on your to do list?
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Austin Powers
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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have sex with female preds
have sex with female xeno's
save the earth from Scott
Find Nigel Powers
wake up in a bed with a alien queen
drink 50 vodka's without getting drunk
go back to the 40's
get really drunk
and many morre
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CelticPredatoress
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Dear. Lord.  in a possibly futile effort to get this thread back on track, heres my pred:
Name: Elfgurl
Height: 5ft (same as me!  )
Sex: Mujer
Weapons: Triple wristblades, Naginata, Spear Gun, Shuriken, trained attack ring-tailed lemur
Gadgets: Cloaking Device, Bio Helmet, Whoopee Cushion, Wrist Computor/Self-Dustruct Device, Vodka, every illegal drug on the planet
Special Attack: Hey, what does this thing on my ar...KABOOM!!!!!!!
Favorite Phrase: Officer, I swear to drunk or high, I'm not God!!!
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Aramor
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | Gadgets: Vodka, every illegal drug on the planet
Favorite Phrase: Officer, I swear to drunk or high, I'm not God!!! |
I like your attitude...
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | Height: 5ft (same as me! ) |
A tad short for a predator, but that's just me.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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shes my fraternal twin.
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CelticPredatoress
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| Aramor wrote: | | CelticPredatoress wrote: | Gadgets: Vodka, every illegal drug on the planet
Favorite Phrase: Officer, I swear to drunk or high, I'm not God!!! |
I like your attitude... |
*southern accent* why, i declare, thank you ever so much.
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Mr Xeno
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | shes my fraternal twin. |
Is she cute
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Aramor
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | CelticPredatoress wrote: | Gadgets: Vodka, every illegal drug on the planet
Favorite Phrase: Officer, I swear to drunk or high, I'm not God!!! |
I like your attitude... |
*southern accent* why, i declare, thank you ever so much. |
If you don't mind me asking, do you yourself use any form of mind-altering substance? Or however it is called, I know there's a fancy word for it... hmm, where's my online dictionary... Ipsa, Holly!!! Yoohoo!
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CelticPredatoress
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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why do you want to know?
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CelticPredatoress
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| Mr Xeno wrote: | | CelticPredatoress wrote: | | shes my fraternal twin. |
Is she cute |
yeah, she is but she doesnt do cross-species dating.
sorry Mr Xeno!
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Aramor
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | why do you want to know? |
Just curious... caus I'm strongly getting the idea I'm the only stoner on this entire forum...
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Ipsa
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| Aramor wrote: | | If you don't mind me asking, do you yourself use any form of mind-altering substance? Or however it is called, I know there's a fancy word for it... hmm, where's my online dictionary... Ipsa, Holly!!! Yoohoo! |
Psychotropic.
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | why do you want to know? |
Watch out! He's the fuzz!
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Aramor
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Yeah, actually I'm a DEA officer pretending to be a stoner from Holland to try and get all the other drug abusing people's addresses...
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angelusraptor
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| Aramor wrote: | | Yeah, actually I'm a DEA officer pretending to be a stoner from Holland to try and get all the other drug abusing people's addresses... |
yeah, i recall that story. you wanted a certain Certified Evil on the previous installment.. haha.
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Mr Xeno
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | Mr Xeno wrote: | | CelticPredatoress wrote: | | shes my fraternal twin. |
Is she cute |
yeah, she is but she doesnt do cross-species dating.
sorry Mr Xeno! |
*snuff* okay then  *snuff*
| Aramor wrote: | | Yeah, actually I'm a DEA officer pretending to be a stoner from Holland to try and get all the other drug abusing people's addresses |
So you're working for the Dont Eat Assholes
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