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siliconsara

Gender:  Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:38 pm Post subject: Forums slow? |
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I don't know about the rest of ya, but recently when I visit here the forums seem to be getting slower and slower with loading times. Pages that would load in seconds are being loaded in minutes. Sometimes it just hangs and doesn't load a page at all. I have also been getting a lot of "connection timed out" errors as well as broken general forum images.
Anyone else having the problem? Not trying to bitch, Bernie...just thought I'd give some sort of shout out to this to see if I am the only person having this problem. _________________ plz to be visiting my board of predator debauchery |
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Storm
Gender:  Joined: 02 Nov 2005 Posts: 12 Location: hitching a ride with a predator hunting party on their way back from a Ooman hunt...
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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I so agree with you. forums are slow _________________ This is not over, It's just the eye...of the storm. |
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Agent 47

Gender:  Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 403 Location: Right there
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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well it happens sometimes  _________________ If you hate me, click here
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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Had it like yesterday, now it's over... weird...
I still blame the Sheep... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Blaster Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 2542 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Once in a while it happens, but it should be ok now.
Edit: Two minutes after I typed that, the forum got all buggy again. Now it's better. Meh. _________________ Context is everything. |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Your connection is wide, well mine is too,
But what the fuck the net's like Shamu.
The word is out, better clench ass tight,
'cause the site is the king of cellulite!
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
Firefox is bust, my browsers break!
The web has too much data for you to take!
The network cracks when I load up!
I've got worse cable than AOL!
Because the web is slow, it's slow, sha mone
(slow, slow, really really slow)
You know it's slow, it's slow, you know it! _________________
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:22 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | Had it like yesterday, now it's over... weird...
I still blame the Sheep... |
i had that yeasterday too. just too slow, and it gets annoying. so off i went to DotA...
anyway, it appears that its either very slow, or considered normal. happens quite a lot of times, at very weird times.
and i blame the Sheep too. maybe if i click them too many times, and they'll nuke like their brothers and sisters in WC III... _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:48 am Post subject: |
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | | anyway, it appears that its either very slow, or considered normal. happens quite a lot of times, at very weird times. |
I'm telling you, it's the Wooly Ones. They try to fuck with our heads... but they can't fuck my head! No Sheep will ever fuck with my head! There was a whole herde of Sheep at my door yesterday... one tried to fuck with my head... so I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them... Not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals... I hate them!
[/AniEmoOutburstOfHatredWhichMakesTheAudienceKnowHeIsDarthAstmaForSure] _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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THe forums are having killer load times recently, and my internet itself is dieing in general, as well as a few friends. Hmmm, that sounds similar to what happens in T3, only the worldwide internet doesnt shut down so slow like this, its an all of a sudden thing..... _________________
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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Well I couldn't connect the the site for a few minutes and now everyhtings is up and running smoothly. Yipee!
Guess the Admin reset the servers. _________________
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Crotchfire

Gender:  Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 527 Location: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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DotA! I'm on one crazy DotA addiction right now. All the freakin' time, DotA, DotA, DotA! That is... except when I'm out wit' da older women.
Oh yeah, so as not to hijack the thread, forums are ass-slow a lot of the time. _________________ The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up. |
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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for a weird half-minute, i couldn't enter the forums just now. shows "the page is unavailable" or something. well, everything seems to be in order now... _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:23 am Post subject: |
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | | for a weird half-minute, i couldn't enter the forums just now. shows "the page is unavailable" or something. well, everything seems to be in order now... |
same thing happined to me as well but its working now. _________________ Meh |
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Khushi

Gender:  Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 1555 Location: the stratosphere
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:59 am Post subject: |
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well.. it was relieving to know it was just this site and not my entire connection. _________________ Yours Queen of Cloud 9
ME ~> <~ OMFGPIE |
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bernieh Site Admin
Gender:  Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 947
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:59 am Post subject: |
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| The problem's still going on, guys; if it feels like it went away, it's only temporary, because I've found out that the problems this week have been and still are being caused by traffic to Chugworth Academy competing on the same server as aLp's on. Hopefully we'll have this resolved soon; thanks for stickin' it through. |
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:33 am Post subject: |
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| bernieh wrote: | | The problem's still going on, guys; if it feels like it went away, it's only temporary, because I've found out that the problems this week have been and still are being caused by traffic to Chugworth Academy competing on the same server as aLp's on. Hopefully we'll have this resolved soon; thanks for stickin' it through. |
ok, good luck getting it back up _________________ Meh |
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right?  _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:06 am Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right?  |
genius! XD _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Khushi

Gender:  Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 1555 Location: the stratosphere
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:17 am Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right?  |
but chugworth academy is kinda cute.  _________________ Yours Queen of Cloud 9
ME ~> <~ OMFGPIE |
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Agent 47

Gender:  Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 403 Location: Right there
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:15 am Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right?  | shit guy's, the missiles is coming, fire our shit
http://www.endofworld.net/ _________________ If you hate me, click here
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Satan Crime Wash

Gender:  Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| H’hirlanthsss wrote: | | shit guy's, |
Shit guy's what?
| Ipsa wrote: | | Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right? |
This time it's war! And Chugworth is going down like their mommas on the first date. It's like Penny Arcade vs Jack Thompson, we're on a righteous crusade. Plus we have an army of Xenos and Preds, and a nuclear capable Panda Samurai. I'll dig out my chainsaw and gunny sack. A shiny new donkey to whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. Onward to victory compadres! _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | This time it's war! And Chugworth is going down like their mommas on the first date. It's like Penny Arcade vs Jack Thompson, we're on a righteous crusade. Plus we have an army of Xenos and Preds, and a nuclear capable Panda Samurai. I'll dig out my chainsaw and gunny sack. A shiny new donkey to whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. Onward to victory compadres! |
*Starts chanting*
I don't know what I've been told! _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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We eat tuna casserole!
Unleash the kittens!
*A great stomping is heard in the distance, getting louder and louder until the K.L.A. marches off past us and onto Chugworth.*
-EDIT-
I've gona to Chugworth and posted a message explaining to them why both of our servers are damn slow. Here's thier reaction to thier lag.
Seriously, these people make our holy random off-topicness seem on topic. _________________

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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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Soldier cat, made of clay
now an empty shell
twenty one, only kitten
but he served us well
Bred to kill, not to care
just do as we say
finished here, Greeting Death
he's yours to take away
Back to the front
you will do what I say, when I say
Back to the front
you will die when I say, you must die
Back to the front
you coward
you servant
you blindman _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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/nuclearexplosionsolo _________________
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