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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:38 pm    Post subject: Forums slow? Reply with quote

I don't know about the rest of ya, but recently when I visit here the forums seem to be getting slower and slower with loading times. Pages that would load in seconds are being loaded in minutes. Sometimes it just hangs and doesn't load a page at all. I have also been getting a lot of "connection timed out" errors as well as broken general forum images.

Anyone else having the problem? Not trying to bitch, Bernie...just thought I'd give some sort of shout out to this to see if I am the only person having this problem.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I so agree with you. forums are slow
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well it happens sometimes Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had it like yesterday, now it's over... weird...

I still blame the Sheep...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once in a while it happens, but it should be ok now.
Edit: Two minutes after I typed that, the forum got all buggy again. Now it's better. Meh.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your connection is wide, well mine is too,
But what the fuck the net's like Shamu.
The word is out, better clench ass tight,
'cause the site is the king of cellulite!
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

Firefox is bust, my browsers break!
The web has too much data for you to take!
The network cracks when I load up!
I've got worse cable than AOL!

Because the web is slow, it's slow, sha mone
(slow, slow, really really slow)
You know it's slow, it's slow, you know it!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Had it like yesterday, now it's over... weird...

I still blame the Sheep...


i had that yeasterday too. just too slow, and it gets annoying. so off i went to DotA...

anyway, it appears that its either very slow, or considered normal. happens quite a lot of times, at very weird times.

and i blame the Sheep too. maybe if i click them too many times, and they'll nuke like their brothers and sisters in WC III...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
anyway, it appears that its either very slow, or considered normal. happens quite a lot of times, at very weird times.


I'm telling you, it's the Wooly Ones. They try to fuck with our heads... but they can't fuck my head! No Sheep will ever fuck with my head! There was a whole herde of Sheep at my door yesterday... one tried to fuck with my head... so I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them... Not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals... I hate them!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THe forums are having killer load times recently, and my internet itself is dieing in general, as well as a few friends. Hmmm, that sounds similar to what happens in T3, only the worldwide internet doesnt shut down so slow like this, its an all of a sudden thing.....
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I couldn't connect the the site for a few minutes and now everyhtings is up and running smoothly. Yipee!

Guess the Admin reset the servers.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DotA! I'm on one crazy DotA addiction right now. All the freakin' time, DotA, DotA, DotA! That is... except when I'm out wit' da older women.

Oh yeah, so as not to hijack the thread, forums are ass-slow a lot of the time.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

for a weird half-minute, i couldn't enter the forums just now. shows "the page is unavailable" or something. well, everything seems to be in order now...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
for a weird half-minute, i couldn't enter the forums just now. shows "the page is unavailable" or something. well, everything seems to be in order now...


same thing happined to me as well but its working now.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well.. it was relieving to know it was just this site and not my entire connection.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The problem's still going on, guys; if it feels like it went away, it's only temporary, because I've found out that the problems this week have been and still are being caused by traffic to Chugworth Academy competing on the same server as aLp's on. Hopefully we'll have this resolved soon; thanks for stickin' it through.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bernieh wrote:
The problem's still going on, guys; if it feels like it went away, it's only temporary, because I've found out that the problems this week have been and still are being caused by traffic to Chugworth Academy competing on the same server as aLp's on. Hopefully we'll have this resolved soon; thanks for stickin' it through.


ok, good luck getting it back up
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right? Twisted Evil


genius! Twisted Evil XD
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right? Twisted Evil


but chugworth academy is kinda cute. Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right? Twisted Evil
shit guy's, the missiles is coming, fire our shit
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hhirlanthsss wrote:
shit guy's,

Shit guy's what?

Ipsa wrote:
Well, this just means that we have to eliminate the enemy, right?


This time it's war! And Chugworth is going down like their mommas on the first date. It's like Penny Arcade vs Jack Thompson, we're on a righteous crusade. Plus we have an army of Xenos and Preds, and a nuclear capable Panda Samurai. I'll dig out my chainsaw and gunny sack. A shiny new donkey to whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. Onward to victory compadres!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This time it's war! And Chugworth is going down like their mommas on the first date. It's like Penny Arcade vs Jack Thompson, we're on a righteous crusade. Plus we have an army of Xenos and Preds, and a nuclear capable Panda Samurai. I'll dig out my chainsaw and gunny sack. A shiny new donkey to whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. Onward to victory compadres!


*Starts chanting*

I don't know what I've been told!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We eat tuna casserole!

Unleash the kittens!

*A great stomping is heard in the distance, getting louder and louder until the K.L.A. marches off past us and onto Chugworth.*

-EDIT-

I've gona to Chugworth and posted a message explaining to them why both of our servers are damn slow. Here's thier reaction to thier lag.

Seriously, these people make our holy random off-topicness seem on topic.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soldier cat, made of clay
now an empty shell
twenty one, only kitten
but he served us well
Bred to kill, not to care
just do as we say
finished here, Greeting Death
he's yours to take away

Back to the front
you will do what I say, when I say
Back to the front
you will die when I say, you must die
Back to the front
you coward
you servant
you blindman

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/nuclearexplosionsolo
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