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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:49 pm    Post subject: A delightful fortune cookie... fortune. Reply with quote

"Your exotic ideas will lead you to new and exciting adventures." I like this fortune... especially because I have a date with another older woman this weekend (39).
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: A delightful fortune cookie... fortune. Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
"Your exotic ideas will lead you to new and exciting adventures." I like this fortune... especially because I have a date with another older woman this weekend (39).


is it those black chicks you were talking about
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The older woman in question is white, but there is no reason to assume that I won't be going out with one of those black chicks in the near future >Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and how old are you?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Re: A delightful fortune cookie... fortune. Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
I have a date with another older woman this weekend (39).


Good luck...! Have fun!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks!

...and for the record, I am 21.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm wondering, anyone here younger than 16? other than the Pandaman.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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anyone here younger than 16? other than the Pandaman.


Which I sometimes find very hard to believe. He is a very talented young man. This brings great expectations for future developments...

I myself am 29.

@Crotchfire: here in the Netherlands we have a saying that translates something like: it is on an old bike one has to learn biking.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i'm wondering, anyone here younger than 16? other than the Pandaman.


me, 15.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
angelus_raptor wrote:
anyone here younger than 16? other than the Pandaman.


Which I sometimes find very hard to believe. He is a very talented young man. This brings great expectations for future developments...

@Crotchfire: here in the Netherlands we have a saying that translates something like: it is on an old bike one has to learn biking.


True... when you see the average level of posts here by people younger than 16 (except for da Pandaman and Metal_Pred)... I mean, even I get irritated by it sometimes...

@Munan: Sorry, moet ff in het nederlands... is het ook goed als je met iemand hebt die drie jaar jonger is?

Sorry guys, for dutch eyes only Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

me 17 Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Crotchfire: here in the Netherlands we have a saying that translates something like: it is on an old bike one has to learn biking.


Where I come from 'bike' is a derogatory term for a lady who has had a lot of ..um, riders. Consequently I cannot stop laughing at this saying in the context you have posted it. Thank you so much munan.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In that saying bike means the same as what you just said... Wink
Well, it could be seen that way...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

okay.

so i think it's safe to assume the regular young posters are 15-16?

i would be the one 16. but going 17 quite soon.. i'll give you a cookie for guessing my birthday.

(hint: still quite far, but not that far Wink)
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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okay.

so i think it's safe to assume the regular young posters are 15-16?

i would be the one 16. but going 17 quite soon.. i'll give you a cookie for guessing my birthday.

(hint: still quite far, but not that far Wink)


sometime in january like me?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

15, and dont forget, at the end of fortune cookies you're supposed to add the 2 words "in bed." like, a lot of my fortune cookies have to do with love. My favorite is: "you will learn many interesting things throughout this next year" +in bed= erotic poetry (sorta).
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anybody notice how fortunes in cookies these days aren't so much fortunes as really vague observations? Like, "Your creativity is a blessing to those around you." They're just not trying anymore.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trends in fortune-cookie texts? That would be awesome, we need research to explain the new tendency towards vagaries. Is it a sign of the times?


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[@Munan: Sorry, moet ff in het nederlands... is het ook goed als je met iemand hebt die drie jaar jonger is?



In principe geen probleem - gezien het feit dat je 18 bent zou dat inhouden dat je het over een meisje van 15 hebt. Toen ik 17 was had ik wat met een meisje van 14. Onthoud wel dat op deze leeftijden, het verschil veel groter is dan bijvoorbeeld 26 en 29 (ik merk bijvoorbeeld nauwelijks dat mijn huisgenoot van 26 drie jaar jonger is). Een meisje van 15 is nog bezig haar persoonlijkheid te ontwikkelen, kan dus nog heel wat veranderen en zal dus veel minder commitment kunnen geven dan iemand van je eigen leeftijd.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In principe geen probleem - gezien het feit dat je 18 bent zou dat inhouden dat je het over een meisje van 15 hebt. Toen ik 17 was had ik wat met een meisje van 14. Onthoud wel dat op deze leeftijden, het verschil veel groter is dan bijvoorbeeld 26 en 29 (ik merk bijvoorbeeld nauwelijks dat mijn huisgenoot van 26 drie jaar jonger is). Een meisje van 15 is nog bezig haar persoonlijkheid te ontwikkelen, kan dus nog heel wat veranderen en zal dus veel minder commitment kunnen geven dan iemand van je eigen leeftijd.


Yeah... true... but hey, I really like her, and she likes me even more... then again, this is only the second girl I got real serious with, and if I look at how the first girl acted... this one seems like she actually has a pulse... if you get what I mean...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid I don't get what you mean. But anyhow, if it's love... go for it!

There's an ethical side to it as well, though: geen sex met meisjes onder de 16. Dat wordt dus een jaar wachten...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
sometime in january like me?


a little too far off. but rather close date.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: A delightful fortune cookie... fortune. Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
"Your exotic ideas will lead you to new and exciting adventures." I like this fortune... especially because I have a date with another older woman this weekend (39).



i had a fortune saying "if you think abit too much you may lead yourself to a section you may not like" i did not get it
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once had one that said "This biscuit suits my taste." Talk about not trying...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
There's an ethical side to it as well, though: geen sex met meisjes onder de 16. Dat wordt dus een jaar wachten...


7.5 months actually...
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i`m waiting for the day that the fortune-writers run out of ideas and decide to stick with bluntness... "you`re going to get ball cancer!"
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