Favorite... quotes

Crotchfire · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject:

"Let me write this down in my book of things that I don't give a shit about."

-the biggest ass I know in college.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject:

Me: "Dude I'd need a crowbar to take my foot out of your ass."

My Buddy: "Dude it would take ten crowbars to get my toe out of your ass."

Me: "Dude, the entire school could hide in your ass if there was a terrorist attack!"

A convo I had with someone I know at shcool.
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Frost · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject:

"Your bleeding."

"I don't have time to bleed..."

"You have time to duck?"

^^
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Aramor · Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:03 am Post subject:

Yeah, that was awesome...

"Turn around..."
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Frost · Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject:

"Dude, you can't pic up chicks in a tank..." ,from Red vs Blue, is good also.
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Ipsa · Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:47 pm Post subject:

"I wanna look good naked!"
"Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing. "
-- American Beauty
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:45 am Post subject:

Lowrider · Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 34

Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?
-Jayne Cobb, "Serenity"

Not sure if it's my favourite of all times, but at least the most recent one...

Corporal Waffle · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:34 am Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject:

"And the first place winner is...the hypno-toad. All hail the hypno-toad"~ Futurama.
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Everybody loves hypnotoad.
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The Huge Wing Wong · Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:13 am Post subject:

http://home.tu-clausthal.de/~ifjkl/samples/ezekiel.mp3

this one for sure

and this one:

http://home.tu-clausthal.de/~ifjkl/samples/saywhat.mp3
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Ipsa · Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:14 pm Post subject:

"There can be only one."
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:11 am Post subject:

"He who controls the past, commands the future.
He who commands the future, conquers the past!"
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Corporal Waffle · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:57 am Post subject:

i counqure the world... is that enough Razz

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angelusraptor · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:49 pm Post subject:

"Pinky: So what are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
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AAATripper · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject:

Pinky& The Brain was perhaps the most uberest show on Kids WB, next to the Zeta Project. But then WB started airing Poke'mon and retarded stuff like that and it was boring to watch. I wish they would bring back Pinky and the Brain...
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:09 am Post subject:

Brain: Pinky... are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Yes, but if it tastes like chicken, why do they call it ham?
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Shadowclaw · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:31 am Post subject:

Didn't you forget the "Narf!" ?

Khushi · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:42 pm Post subject:

from X2
Dr. Jean Grey: [closing monologue] "Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. "

so i`m a science fanatic.. meh..

Aramor · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject:

I swear to Sauron... I saw a post by SnapperDude here saying he liked American Werewolf In Lutjebroek or something...
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject:

Blaster · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:15 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:20 pm Post subject:

It looks to me like all of his posts are gone...
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