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HDS
Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 237 Location: Typo Land.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: Change the sentence game. |
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Heres how it goes, we each post a sentence, the next person quotes it and does as few alterations as possible so as to make the person before sound sick, stupid, illegal, or <enter insult here>
I'll start:
I once had a dog.
now quote that and change it to make it sound horribly wrong. _________________
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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i once had a bitch. _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| HDS wrote: | | I once did a dog. |
I CAN DANCE ALL DAY I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! _________________
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HDS
Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 237 Location: Typo Land.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:30 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | HDS wrote: | | I once did a dog. |
I CAN't DANCE ALL DAYcause i'm much to gay, I CAN't DANCE ALL DAY, cause i'm much to gay! |
WeeeeeeeeE!
this will be fun! _________________
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| HDS wrote: | | WeeeeeeeeE! Guys will be fun! |
Wir alle sind besessen. _________________
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HDS
Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 237 Location: Typo Land.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:26 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | HDS wrote: | | WeeeeeeeeE! Guys will be fun! |
Wir sind alle schwulen, und ich besonders |
(hehe, unlucky you, i knwo german)
You are pwnt! _________________
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Mr. Snugglepuff

Gender:  Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 74
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| HDS wrote: | | I am pwnt in the butt! |
I have a pet monkey. _________________
If I were rain,
That joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch,
Could I join two hearts as well? |
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HDS
Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 237 Location: Typo Land.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:05 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| Mr. Snugglepuff wrote: | | HDS wrote: | | I am pwnt in the butt! |
My pet monkey raped me. |
Do you really? I would love to see it! _________________
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Holly Resurrected

Gender:  Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 976 Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| HDS wrote: | | Do you really own a spiked dildo? I would love to see it! |
It's no fun if it's already sick  _________________ The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Still internet married to Tripper. |
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HDS
Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 237 Location: Typo Land.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:55 am Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| Holly wrote: | | HDS wrote: | | Do you really own a spiked dildo? I would love to see it! |
It's tons fun if it's already sick |
Fine, let's try to keep away from the sickmindedness people. _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:00 am Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| HDS wrote: | | Fine, let's try to keep away from the sickmindedness people. |
HDS, let's try not to rape the sickmindedness people. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:37 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| Aramor wrote: | | HDS, let's try to rape the sickmindedness people. |
And just be eliminating one word. _________________
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HDS
Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 237 Location: Typo Land.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: Re: Change the sentence game. |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | HDS, let's try to rape the sickmindedness people. |
And just be eliminating one hooker |
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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does anybody here still have a soul! _________________ Meh |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | does anybody here still have thier virginity? |
WE GOT A PULSE! _________________
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | does anybody here still have thier virginity? |
WE GOT A PULSING PENIS! |
em, il leave you too it. _________________ Meh |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | Em, I'll leave you to it. |
Lol Try to beat that one! _________________
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | Em, I'll leave you to it. |
Lol Try to beat my cock! |
no thanks, i would rather keep what i have left of my so called "soul" _________________ Meh |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | no thanks, i would rather be raped by a wookie" My worst one to date, I know. |
This statement is false. _________________
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | no thanks, i would rather be raped by a wookie" My worst one to date, I know. |
This statement is makes me horny baby. |
if that makes you blow your loud, then im scared _________________ Meh |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | If that makes you blow your load, gimme some. |
Lol. _________________
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | If that makes you blow your load, gimme some. |
ol. |
i found a loop hole _________________ Meh |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | I found my bung hole. |
Dude, just, dude. _________________
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: |
Dudes, just, dudes. |
Rubber baby buggy bumpers... _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| F R O S T wrote: | | Rubber baby buggy humpers... |
J'ai fait ta mere! _________________
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