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Samy

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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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man, why didn't i think of that?
oh yeah, because it makes absolutely no sense
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Janus
Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 31
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| I masturbated. In class. With the lights on. It was hilarious, as no one noticed. (Elementary school) |
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helmet boy

Gender:  Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1239 Location: either a small room or a big box
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Janus wrote: | | I masturbated. In class. With the lights on. It was hilarious, as no one noticed. (Elementary school) |
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TRY TO DO THAT, kitten KILLER!  _________________ Meh
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Kitten killer stoopid. /smack _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TRY TO DO THAT, kitten KILLER!  |
Your mom makes me kill kittens!  _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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How true. _________________
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HAVOK ALWAYS
Gender:  Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 40
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: |
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i can scream like i nazgu but i like making other ppl scream more .Now I did roar like a pred once for a movie reenacment. but let me tell pred suits are HOT. _________________ CRY HAVOK and let slip the DOGS of WARRRRR. There is nothing to fear but FEAR itself.What dose not kill you makes you stronger. |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2442 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Janus wrote: | | I masturbated. In class. With the lights on. It was hilarious, as no one noticed. (Elementary school) |
I knew someone who did that once. Only he was a sophomor in highschool and not too subtle. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Khushi

Gender:  Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 1555 Location: the stratosphere
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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| F R O S T wrote: | | Janus wrote: | | I masturbated. In class. With the lights on. It was hilarious, as no one noticed. (Elementary school) |
I knew someone who did that once. Only he was a sophomor in highschool and not too subtle. |
in my junior year, during a pre-cal class this guy decides to make some noises making it seem like he was masturbating. we had a half-deaf teacher, and 90% of the class was boys.
that`s disturbing. _________________ Yours Queen of Cloud 9
ME ~> <~ OMFGPIE |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Khushi wrote: | | that`s disturbing. |
A sick mind is a joy for ever! _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Khushi

Gender:  Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 1555 Location: the stratosphere
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Khushi wrote: | | that`s disturbing. |
A sick mind is a joy for ever! |
okay.. you have a point. _________________ Yours Queen of Cloud 9
ME ~> <~ OMFGPIE |
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | A sick mind is a joy for ever! |
somehow, i knew you would say something along those lines. _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | A sick mind is a joy for ever! |
somehow, i knew you would say something along those lines. |
One of my mottos in life... _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Gifftacon

Gender:  Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 145 Location: In the warm soul of a sucubus, surrounded by Beautiful women.
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:55 am Post subject: |
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When I was in the eighth Grade I decided to steal my dad's mini van by starting it with a paperclip. It got stuck and I just wrapped it around the bottom of the starter. My mom later came and picked me up from his work. Later that even my dad was none to pleased finding out what I done. _________________ LIFE is a Mystery! I LOVE THE RESEARCH!!! |
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whaleofaman

Gender:  Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 23 Location: a large penthouse in
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:29 am Post subject: |
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i was playing softball at school and i gota ball thrwon at my face and i fell down and i got knoked cold and my friend told me that i was singing really loud and i got stared at for 2-3 minutes.  |
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benm
Gender:  Joined: 17 Sep 2005 Posts: 6
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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| I jumped off a moving train once. The landing hurt like hell! |
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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i walked into the girls bathroom today. Mind you, though, I was half asleep, had my eyes closed when I walked in, and a guy was holding the door open for me. _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| Tripper wrote: | | i walked into the girls bathroom today. Mind you, though, I was half asleep, had my eyes closed when I walked in, and a guy was holding the door open for me. |
Tell me you took pictures... or recorded it... can you post mental images? Does Imageshack support those? _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Groudon_Godzilla

Gender:  Joined: 29 Oct 2005 Posts: 22 Location: in japan crushing a house
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:31 am Post subject: |
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HAVOK ALWAYS
Gender:  Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 40
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: |
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We can only post the dumbest lets see hmmmmm theres too many to pick 1 oh well _________________ CRY HAVOK and let slip the DOGS of WARRRRR. There is nothing to fear but FEAR itself.What dose not kill you makes you stronger. |
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Komodo Dragons? that doesnt sound too safe, after all, one bite from them WILL kill you.
And Aramor, no. I didnt see anything but a bunch of stalls and girls putting makeup on in front of mirrors bigger than the stalls. I was immediately inclined to back out as quickly as possible without being noticed (and was successful, its like i was invisible or something). _________________
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Blaster Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 2542 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:21 am Post subject: |
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| Tripper wrote: | | And Aramor, no. I didnt see anything but a bunch of stalls and girls putting makeup on in front of mirrors bigger than the stalls. I was immediately inclined to back out as quickly as possible without being noticed (and was successful, its like i was invisible or something). |
Ninja, vanish!
The dumbest thing that I have ever done might be the time that I tried to do the splits on two chairs. I guess I wasn't quite up to the task. I was doing ok, until I let go of the table. I must have ripped something because I basically felt liquid fire running through my pelvis (which, sadly, is not as sexy as it sounds). _________________ Context is everything. |
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