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Simon_Says
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News headlines 2204
• World still has not ended. Cultists enraged.
• Pop stars now 100% silicone and polymers.
• Scientists pronounce exercise is bad for you.
• Children scared at sight of books. Thoughtless parents charged.
• Surgeon General declares smoking the cure for the common cold! Millions die of lung cancer.
• Duke Nukem Forever has gone GOLD!
• Mice Finally Get Over the 42 Thing.
• Final Fantasy MCCLXXVIII takes stores by storm! Gamers are already begging for another!
• Faster Than Light travel finally achieved! Pizza delivery still late.
• Rolling Stones kick-off this year's Galaxy Tour with concert on Europa. Keith Richards will take time off from promoting is death-defying anti-aging herbal mix to join the guys on the road. Mick Jagger still dating 20-something models.
• Starcraft 2 ALMOST finished.
• The Red Sox finally make it back to the World Series.
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Aramor
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| Simon_Says wrote: | News headlines 2204
• World still has not ended. Cultists enraged.
• Pop stars now 100% silicone and polymers.
• Scientists pronounce exercise is bad for you.
• Children scared at sight of books. Thoughtless parents charged.
• Surgeon General declares smoking the cure for the common cold! Millions die of lung cancer.
• Duke Nukem Forever has gone GOLD!
• Mice Finally Get Over the 42 Thing.
• Final Fantasy MCCLXXVIII takes stores by storm! Gamers are already begging for another!
• Faster Than Light travel finally achieved! Pizza delivery still late.
• Rolling Stones kick-off this year's Galaxy Tour with concert on Europa. Keith Richards will take time off from promoting is death-defying anti-aging herbal mix to join the guys on the road. Mick Jagger still dating 20-something models.
• Starcraft 2 ALMOST finished.
• The Red Sox finally make it back to the World Series. |
That is the biggest bullshit I ever heard... there is no way a game that hasn't been released yet can go Gold...
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| Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Going Gold means the game is finnished and being copied for retail distribution.
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Aramor
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But it's highly unlikely that Duke Nukem: Whenever will be finished in 2204...
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Other predictions say the game will be done in 3005.
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The release of it will probably be the demise of the entire world... seeing how long they worked on it, the game must use awesome technology, far above the technological level we have achieved then, which will ofcourse attract the attention of several alien species who will start a war for this technology, destroying 99% of the human race... the other 1% will die because they are Final Fantasy MCCLXXVIII addicts, who spontaneously explode after playing DN:F for an hour.
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