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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:42 am    Post subject: Attack of the naked and drunken chicks. Reply with quote

So I woke up to some jibberish from the outside.There was this chick arguing with her ons or whatever.She was constantly jelling:''give me my key'' I said to myself wow maybe shes gonna smack him upside the head with this nerby 2x4 but:wrong.She pulled down her pants and i could see she was badly shaven.what a wonderful way to start the day
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eew. And I thought hearing my upstairs neighbor having sex at three in the morning was bad. Well, it still is, but yours is worse.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.. interesting. the only thing i ever woken up to in the morning is cats fighting in the streets.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice start to the day you have there



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once woke up caus in my dream me and some dude were arguing and then he shouted something at me and all of a sudden there was a loud thunder... thingy... at the same time when the dude in my dream shouted... really weird...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey atleast you saw a chick naked. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here ya go, badley shaven chicks...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know whether to congratulate you, or throw a condom full of orange paint at you for that last one.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UNLEASH THE WOOKIE!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Here ya go, badley shaven chicks...


where do you get all of this from.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Here ya go, badley shaven chicks...


... you call that "shaven"?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey it could have been worse... Yautja eyebrow bristles for instance... that would hurt.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
where do you get all of this from.


The Internet, dimwit...

Khushi wrote:
... you call that "shaven"?


Uhm no, badley shaven... like someone just picked up a trimmer and threw it in their general direction...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Here ya go, badley shaven chicks...


Not daring to click on that one. But I have a comment on it. What's with all the shaving of public hair anyway?

I mean, when I was a kiddo getting into seeing naked women say 13 years ago, this was not the case. Completely shaven venusmounts were considered as something rather perverse back then. So the mass disappearance within 10 years of something's that's usually hidden anyway has always struck me as something odd. It's the kind of thing I find myself wondering about after a visit to the sauna.

So I started to ask around. First my housemate, who specialises in nudity (being a theatre scientist doing her Ph D research on nudity in Dutch theatre during the 20th century). I took one of her coffeetable photobooks from the shelve, opened it before her nose and asked:

What's with the shaving?!

She started some odd story about hairlessness being a sign of perfection, then moved on to discussing girls in the delicate age in which they start to become interested in sexy lingerie...

So I asked my professor. She reacted enthusiastically and started to discuss her son, who's a gothic and apparently shaves his entire body, which she linked with the dandyism and decadence of the late 19th century. Also, he is into piercing. She started to name his piercings one by one...

I think I'm through asking people about this...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry, the picture is SFW.

Let me put it to you this way: you see a really hot chick at the beach on day, in this thong and string bikini... but you see a bush.

Not exactly pleasant is it?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't know whether to congratulate you, or throw a condom full of orange paint at you for that last one.


condom full of paint! condom full of paint! Twisted Evil

that being said i thought it was excellent Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
Not daring to click on that one. But I have a comment on it. What's with all the shaving of public hair anyway?


Het is gewoon een kudde kuikens...
Btw, that has got to be one of the more funny typo's around here... or was it used as bad pun?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, probably just a typo.

I don't understand it, either. Hair is what separates you from children. I think it'd be absolutely wrong to shave it all or have my fiancée do it, either. I don't want to look like a pre-pubescent, and nor would I want to be having sex with someone who looked pre-pubescent in the netheregions. It'd just be wrong.
I know people don't feel the way I do, but I think in my mind I'd be thinking that it's like doing it with a child... I don't need that kind of mindfuck.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:

Not daring to click on that one. But I have a comment on it. What's with all the shaving of public hair anyway?

It's probably just the logical continuation of the pursuit of the hairless ideal which has been at work for quite some time.
It's also quite possible that the increasing prevalence of, and relaxed attitudes toward, porn (in which hairlessness serves a visual function) have contributed to this phenomenon.
Personally, I have never been picky of pubic hair on a woman, provided that it doesn't totally get out of control. If it does, it gets in your nose all the time. I can see livewire's point about the possibility of being unconfortable in the total absence of hair, but you might be surprised what one can get used to.
For myself, I find a little hair as possible to be aesthetically appealing. Not to mention the fact that perceived size is relative. Razz
Wow, that was my first TMI post in a while, and damn, it felt good.

Hey, the man asked a question.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sigh* men..

your housemate wasn`t wrong when she said its a sign of perfection. kinda like how society shows being skinny and light-skinned as symbols of beauty. they do it to look pretty.

other reasons.. some do it for hygiene (ugh, especially during menstruation). or possibly because of religion or tradition.. like in some societies, Islamic being one, its equivalent to circumcision, brushing your teeth and cutting your toenails.

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Don't worry, the picture is SFW.

Let me put it to you this way: you see a really hot chick at the beach on day, in this thong and string bikini... but you see a bush.

Not exactly pleasant is it?


yeah, that sums up most of it.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Attack of the naked and drunken chicks. Reply with quote

The Huge Wing Wong wrote:
So I woke up to some jibberish from the outside.There was this chick arguing with her ons or whatever.She was constantly jelling:''give me my key'' I said to myself wow maybe shes gonna smack him upside the head with this nerby 2x4 but:wrong.She pulled down her pants and i could see she was badly shaven.what a wonderful way to start the day
so..uh...what did she do after she pulled down her pants? Enquiring minds want to know.....or is it just me?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Here ya go, badley shaven chicks...
*snickel*
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor wrote:
Here ya go, badley shaven chicks...
*snickel*


your back! yay
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
like in some societies, Islamic being one, its equivalent to circumcision, brushing your teeth and cutting your toenails.


WTF?!

Dear girl, I happen to be of Muslim descent and this is entirely new for me.

Maybe because there is no such thing as an Islamic society? There are many...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i heard of it from plenty of people.. meh, i wouldn`t know. i`m not muslim. but okay.
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