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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:06 pm    Post subject: Eliza conversation over MSN Reply with quote

Basically, the backstory to this is I used the Eliza simulator on my friend over MSN, Its fun, I suggest everyone try it once.

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
i got up too late to execute plan....

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
so no bowling

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
er...... unless u wanna go with kailun...

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
Razz

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
What does that suggest to you ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
whaty?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
waht does that mean ?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Why do you ask ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
cuz i have to leave soon...

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
You say cuz you have to leave soon ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
yeah

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
whaT?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Does that question interest you ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
waht the hell are you talking?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Why are you interested in whether I am talking or not ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
why are you being slightly stupider than usual?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
What is it you really wanted to know ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
can u give me teh usb dealie?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
i'm old, gimme gimme gimme

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Is it because you are old that you came to me ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
Fuck off

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Goodbye.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that is pretty funny. Should have submitted that one. even though you are eliza.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant. This I'm gonna use for sure!

My little brother is the ideal victim for such things.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But uhm, how did you do that btw? Just typ whatever he said in ELIZA?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
But uhm, how did you do that btw? Just typ whatever he said in ELIZA?

Capitaine Évident, au resque!

I am so going to do this myself.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Capitaine Évident, au resque!


Is that like the french cousin of Captain Obvious, a.k.a. Legolas?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This was my conversation.

>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I need to stop drinking.
What would it mean to you if you got to stop drinking ?
>> It would mean alot. Maybe my family would love me for a change.
Tell me more about your family.
>>
Earlier you said your family would love you for a change .
>> Yes. Ever since I developed my problem, my family has been hating me.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> How do I seem positive?
Why do you ask ?
>> I want to know.
Why do you want to know ?
>> I just do, ok?
You say you just do ?
>> Yes
You are sure.
>> Of course
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> I'm sure that I want to know why you think I'm being positive.
Suppose you got to know why I think you are being positive soon ?
>> That would be swell.
Please go on.
>> ?
What does that suggest to you ?
>> It means, "Come again?"
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Are you going back to my problem now?
Your problem now ?
>> Yes, my problem.
I see.
>> What?
Does that question interest you ?
>> Fucking answer me!
Lets discuss further why your problem now .
>> I'm going to think thats a typo...
Is it because you are going to think thats a typo that you came to me ?
>> What in Gods name are you talking about?
I am not interested in names.
>> In gods name! Have you not heard that phrase before?
I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
>> Oh my god! What the hell is wrong with you?
Why do you say your god ?
>> Its a fucking exclamation. You know? Like the ones you use when your really pissed at the person your talking to.
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> So why don't we discuss my goddamn problem?
Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
>> Pardon?
But your god .
>> What about him, asshole.
What is it you really wanted to know ?
>> About god?
Earlier you said your goddamn problem .
>> Yes.
I understand.
>> No you don't really seem to understand anything I say.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No.
You are being a bit negative.
>> No Im not
Why not ?
>> What do you mean "Why not?" ?
Are such questions much on your mind ?
>> No the only thing on my mind is my problem that YOU WON'T HELP ME WITH!!
Is it important that your mind is your problem that I won't help you with ?
>> That makes no fricking sense!
Why 'no' ?
>> Why? Because it doesn't!
What answer would please you most ?
>> An anwer to my pissing problem!
Your pissing problem ?
>> YES! My pissing problem!
You seem to be quite positive.
>> WHAT? But you just said I was being negative! What the hell are you talking about?
What do you think ?
>> I don't know what to think any more...
Don't you really know what to think any more ?
>> Umm...no.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> You asked me a question and a gave you a goddamn answer!
Why do you think I asked you ?
>> Are you trying to piss me off?
Why are you interested in whether I am trying to piss you off or not ?
>> Because I think you are. Your being an asshole.
Is that the real reason ?
>> Yes.
You are sure.
>> Most definately.
Earlier you said your mind is your problem that I won't help you with .
>> I never said those words.
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> I. Never. Said. Those. Words.
Do you say you for some special reason ?
>> When did I say you?
What comes to mind when you ask that ?
>> What comes to mind? How much I want to hurt you right now.
Have you asked such questions before ?
>> Oh my god.
Why do you say your god ?
>> No, no. Fuck you, asshole.
You are being a bit negative.
>> Really? Noooo.
Lets discuss further why your pissing problem .
>> Dude I was only using "pissing" as a way to show my great feelings. Its called a curse word, dude. I don't have a problem urinating.
Were you really ?
>> Was I really WHAT?!!
What if you were really what ?
>> Oh, thats it. Im fucking out of here.
Does that have anything to do with the fact that your god ?
>> ,,l,, ,,l,,
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Aramor wrote:
But uhm, how did you do that btw? Just typ whatever he said in ELIZA?

Capitaine Évident, au resque!

I am so going to do this myself.


au resque? c'est quoi ça?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metal_Pred wrote:
Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Aramor wrote:
But uhm, how did you do that btw? Just typ whatever he said in ELIZA?

Capitaine Évident, au resque!

I am so going to do this myself.


au resque? c'est quoi ça?

Apparemment Babelfish ne peut pas traduire tout...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Le translateur du google est meileur.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Le speaking of du french c'est onverstaanbaar for moi...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't understand that so here's Batman slapping a shark with a dildo.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I didn't understand that so here's Batman slapping a shark with a dildo.



Guess he must have run out of shark-repellant bat spray. Or he's been playing San Andreas.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Chainsaw wrote:
Simon_Says wrote:
I didn't understand that so here's Batman slapping a shark with a dildo.



Guess he must have run out of shark-repellant bat spray. Or he's been playing San Andreas.


In that case he sucks, everybody knows the vibrator you can find in the... town all the way to the northwest is way better than the stupid, floppy, pink, double sided dildo you find in the police stations...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:18 am    Post subject: Conversation Reply with quote

Here's my recent conversation with Eliza... Found the contest too late to submit it, anyway:


>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> Help, there's a burglar in the house
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> I need the police... Hurry
What would it mean to you if you got the police ?
>> It would mean that I don't die
Don't you really die ?
>> what?
Why do you ask ?
>> I don't WANT to die
Why don't you want to die ?
>> Natural instincts; get me the police!!
Please go on.
>> I don't think I can be any more clear
Do you wish to be able to think you can be any more clear ?
>> I can think clearly just fine; I don't need to wish anything
Does that trouble you ?
>> no, but the burglar does
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> NO! There's a burglar in my house!!
You are being a bit negative.
>> I think you're being negative about me
What makes you think I am being negative about you ?
>> You won't call the cops!
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> I don't think that --I DWOQ# @ID W QOI# HO:Q EQDO*#YD:
Don't you really think that you dwoq id w qoi ho q eqdo yd ?

--LiveWire

PS - Batman's pic is awesome; where did you get that?
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