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JD Faery
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i have come for your souls and cake...cant forget about the cake...
hey, hows it going?!!?
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| Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:00 am Post subject: |
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no.. i`ll keep my cake, thanks.
hi.
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i had some cake today, it was really good! 
so, hi and good luck in the soul business |
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JD Faery
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thanks, so far its going ok!!!
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Welcome to the ALP forums.
'Nuff said. BR1NG 0N 73H (4K3!
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Congratulations you are the 100th person to want our souls! welcome...
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| how are the benefits in soul reaping? Does it have a good dental plan? |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:37 am Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... |
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| JD Faery wrote: | i have come for your souls and cake...cant forget about the cake...
hey, hows it going?!!? |
your two weeks late!
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:44 am Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... |
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| JD Faery wrote: | "I see hell in your eyes
Taken in by surprise
Touching you makes me feel alive
Touching you makes me die inside" |
There's some lewd suggestions lurking in these lines...
I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:31 am Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... |
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| munan wrote: | | I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God. |
Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they?
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No, kitties are for shredding paper >.<
.....oh yeah, welcome to aLp JD Faery! 
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| Warrior Alien wrote: | | No, kitties are for shredding paper >.< |
Go go Kitten Anal Paper Shredder Power Force Team!!!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:07 am Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... |
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| JD Faery wrote: | | i have come for your souls and cake...cant forget about the cake... |
Can't take the souls of people who don't have 'em...
Tea and cake or death!
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| Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:29 am Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... |
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| Aramor wrote: | | munan wrote: | | I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God. |
Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they? |
They are inseperable, God and His kittens
Just one burping the worm and He will hit'em
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| Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:14 am Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... |
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| munan wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | munan wrote: | | I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God. |
Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they? |
They are inseperable, God and His kittens
Just one burping the worm and He will hit'em |
That was beautiful, you really touched me there...
Not like that you pervs.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:34 am Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... |
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| Aramor wrote: | | munan wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | munan wrote: | | I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God. |
Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they? |
They are inseperable, God and His kittens
Just one burping the worm and He will hit'em |
That was beautiful, you really touched me there...
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Not me. You were touched... by the hand of God. Never knew it, but of course you were.
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I think I recognize the hand of God when it touches me, thank you.
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You thank God for touching you? Where did He touch you? Did He bring kittens?
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Aramor
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Who sais God is a He? Maybe God is a She...
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| or maybe god is neither, just an oozing ball of red jello with no distinguishable gender |
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If you paid attention in religion class (if you were lucky enough to be in a Christian School District), you'd know that the combined image of man and woman is the image of God... Don't ask me to explain that's what the book says.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | If you paid attention in religion class |
I'm glad I never had that... or maybe I did... can't remember... can't be bothered to try and remember, actually...
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If you did you should be glad you forgot.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:03 am Post subject: |
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The God that kills kittens when a human masturbates, definitely is a He.
a haiku this time...
God has His reasons
Men, they keep burping the worm
Fields of dead kittens
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:06 am Post subject: |
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Ha, you're pretty poetic... now make a limerick...
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